whole bunch of guys with pace and acceleration and dribbling skills having no idea how to create scoring chances around the penalty area, I am really sick of it

I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman

Let's all prey Archie Gray never gets injured 😳

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

Barbour has always been vaguely conservative coded, especially in Western Europe. But this doesn't mean you can't wear it if you don't share those political views. It's all about knowing the different levels of Barbour. 🧵

I am in general not in favor of the modern badges but ironically we probably have the closest to the original badge of any team in the league.

RNIB 👏👏🤣🤣

Blimey.

Rodri is a unicorn isn’t he

Apparently the answer is Jamiroquai

Even more amazingly, Michael Sheard played Hitler five times and yet never remilitarised the Rhineland.

Worth switching from X just for this content, tbqhwy

No country for old football men

Got to keep up with the Joneses over here on Bluesky

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