Crap 90s Football
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Crap 90s Football
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A conduit to lo-fi comedic football mediocrity from the last decade of the 20th century (and more recently if it’s really funny). Your 4th favourite 90s football account.
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the beautiful game
November 29, 2024 at 9:07 PM
November 26, 2024 at 7:35 AM
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Every so often I think about what a travesty it was that Barry Davies only got to commentate on 2 FA Cup Finals (1995 & 1996) and 1 World Cup Final (1994) during his time at the BBC.

Absolutely baffling when you consider his brilliance behind the microphone.🎙
November 25, 2024 at 11:56 AM
‘El Crapico’

Scarborough vs Hull City, 1996.

#SAFCLive #Seadogs #HCAFC #Crap90sFootball
November 25, 2024 at 6:33 PM
November 25, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Different platform, same genius.
Oops, Darren Anderton is out injured again
November 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
November 21, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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Freddy the Fox and... What I believe is a parrot mascot for Chester City!? Equally terrifying!
November 20, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Wintery conditions across the country have led to matches being cancelled. No such cop out for Glentoran and Linfield in 1995 who not only faced snow but also the orange ball bursting at half time. The show must go on…

#Crap90sFootball
November 20, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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A brief intro.

I post random clips & photos from football's past.

I love to interact on different football topics.

I'm also working with Elton Welsby on his autobiography, which will be out VERY SOON!

If you like retro football, you're in the right place!
November 18, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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THE
FOOTBALL CLICHES
PODCAST

The Adjudication Panel

🔊 The lowest level a referee could have played to satisfy the "never played the game" brigade

🔊 The origin of "tippy-tappy" football

🔊 Exceptional "aplomb" misuse at the darts

🔊 MORE

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@davidcameronwalker.bsky.social
59 consecutive hat-tricks, yo-yo countries and the first-ever usage of "tippy-tappy football”
Football Cliches · Episode
pod.fo
November 19, 2024 at 8:57 AM
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Some superb early 1990s marketing at work here.

Put Roy Keane in a Joe Bloggs jumper and ask him to wear some poor Robin Hood era style hat.

Then give him a sword!

Roy looks as delighted as you'd expect.

Future son-in-law beware!

#90s #NFFC #Nottingham
November 18, 2024 at 9:38 PM
November 18, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
#Crap90sFootball mascots - an ongoing thread…

Hull City AFC
November 18, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Introduce yourself with four video games:
November 18, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Lincoln vs Scunthorpe. 1991.

#Imps #UTI #Crap90sFootball
November 18, 2024 at 7:18 AM
A classic of the genre.

#SUFC #NCFC #Crap90sFootball
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
The Beautiful Game.

#HCAFC #DRFC #Crap90sFootball
November 16, 2024 at 10:25 AM
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I've set up a Starter Pack of accounts that specialise in retro football content and have joined up to Bluesky.

Hopefully, this is of use to some of you! Have I missed anyone?

go.bsky.app/65vthe9
November 16, 2024 at 8:41 AM
November 15, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Sliced clearances > sliced bread.

#PartickThistle #Crap90sFootball
November 15, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Blimey.
November 14, 2024 at 8:57 AM
November 13, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Ahoy hoy!
November 13, 2024 at 11:04 AM