Gonzo
@stevehairingtit.bsky.social
Obnoxious nerd who doesn't know when to shut up. Hairy tit enthusiast. 30s. they/he if you're nasty.
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@stevehairingtit.bsky.social
· Nov 17
This is a thread of my fic.
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reread path to the rainbow’s end by @stevehairingtit.bsky.social a few days ago and have been thinking about her ever since
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
reread path to the rainbow’s end by @stevehairingtit.bsky.social a few days ago and have been thinking about her ever since
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November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Celebrities used to engage tailors
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a tear coming out of his nose
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a tear coming out of his nose
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Celebrities used to engage tailors
Repost for time zones. The consensus: kind of gross, but you'll like it.
Searching for a Different Ride, Steve/Eddie, E, 2.5k - archiveofourown.org/works/73571381
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Repost for time zones. The consensus: kind of gross, but you'll like it.
"Gonzo, why is the zombie fic going up 2 days after Halloween?" 1) Halloween is a state of mind. 2) A wizard arrives precisely when he means to. 3) I started writing in August and failed. :^/
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"Gonzo, why is the zombie fic going up 2 days after Halloween?" 1) Halloween is a state of mind. 2) A wizard arrives precisely when he means to. 3) I started writing in August and failed. :^/
The first time I reread this fic, it was because Jeff said it was nasty, and I was like it's not that nasty, right...? But actually it was a little nasty. So here is some pretty raunchy blood drinking fic with a little black cat if you are looking for something Halloween oriented, but not themed.
Living Tissue, Warm Flesh, Steve/Eddie, really E, 28.k, part 3 narratively of a 17.5k series - archiveofourown.org/works/47885182
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The first time I reread this fic, it was because Jeff said it was nasty, and I was like it's not that nasty, right...? But actually it was a little nasty. So here is some pretty raunchy blood drinking fic with a little black cat if you are looking for something Halloween oriented, but not themed.
Dracula (1992) roleplay between two people with very different approaches to LARPing
The Floor of Heaven's Lain, Steve/Eddie, E, 3.4k - archiveofourown.org/works/50928964
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Dracula (1992) roleplay between two people with very different approaches to LARPing
Steve the vampire slayer finds Eddie the witch in a hole and thinks about leaving him there. The most unpopular end note I have ever written.
Stop Visiting My Grave, Pre-Relationship Steve/Eddie, T, 2k - archiveofourown.org/works/59160901
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Steve the vampire slayer finds Eddie the witch in a hole and thinks about leaving him there. The most unpopular end note I have ever written.
Horror host Eddie drabbles for a fun sized Halloween treat. Steve has a male thot job and 'stache. Eddie gets the head injury this time.
High-Ho Silver, Pre-Relationship Steve/Eddie G/T, 1.3k - archiveofourown.org/series/4446982
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Horror host Eddie drabbles for a fun sized Halloween treat. Steve has a male thot job and 'stache. Eddie gets the head injury this time.
Should I promote my Halloween fics, which are literally 1/4 of all my fics, plus the blood drinking one, which was for summer funsies, but who doesn't love blood drinking for Halloween?
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Should I promote my Halloween fics, which are literally 1/4 of all my fics, plus the blood drinking one, which was for summer funsies, but who doesn't love blood drinking for Halloween?
Whiteface clown!Steve/Auguste clown!Eddie
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Whiteface clown!Steve/Auguste clown!Eddie
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Reposted by Gonzo
hi, cis folks!
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
NEWS: House Appropriations Committee Republicans released their spending bill for Labor, Health and Human Services, Education, and Related Agencies. The legislation would prohibit taxpayer dollars for any type of gender-affirming care for transgender people. This would include programs like Medicaid
September 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
hi, cis folks!
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.
the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.
we need you to call senators: reps.fyi
more info & script downthread.🧵
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Reposted by Gonzo
I know we're upset about itch, but they're not the only ones
Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign
But we can EASILY top 1,000!
I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send!
↻💬♡ to boost
We CAN make a difference 💕
#itch #censorship
1/🧵
Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign
But we can EASILY top 1,000!
I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send!
↻💬♡ to boost
We CAN make a difference 💕
#itch #censorship
1/🧵
July 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I know we're upset about itch, but they're not the only ones
Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign
But we can EASILY top 1,000!
I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send!
↻💬♡ to boost
We CAN make a difference 💕
#itch #censorship
1/🧵
Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign
But we can EASILY top 1,000!
I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send!
↻💬♡ to boost
We CAN make a difference 💕
#itch #censorship
1/🧵
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A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
July 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
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[DEEP BREATH] Here we go. Commas and other punctuation. In Standard Written [American] English (SWE), commas have 8 different little jobs they can do. This is, unfortunately, just the start of why they are so difficult.
July 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
[DEEP BREATH] Here we go. Commas and other punctuation. In Standard Written [American] English (SWE), commas have 8 different little jobs they can do. This is, unfortunately, just the start of why they are so difficult.
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sharing is caring etc but i'm bad at captions
#eddiemunson
#eddiemunson
July 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
sharing is caring etc but i'm bad at captions
#eddiemunson
#eddiemunson
Trying to convince myself that wanting other people to write my fic for me is like wanting somebody else to fuck my wife, but then I open my WIP doc and am reminded that actually I am totally fine with or maybe even pro-cucking. Somebody else should totally write these fics for me.
July 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Trying to convince myself that wanting other people to write my fic for me is like wanting somebody else to fuck my wife, but then I open my WIP doc and am reminded that actually I am totally fine with or maybe even pro-cucking. Somebody else should totally write these fics for me.
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Reposted by Gonzo
feeling this today
June 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
feeling this today
Ignore almost literally everything else here. Check out his paws.
May 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ignore almost literally everything else here. Check out his paws.