Me llamo Jeff desu
@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)
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This is one of the most profound statements & pieces of wisdom I've ever seen in a meme 🖤
Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🐿️🍁🐺
Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🐿️🍁🐺
![There is no moral
The wolf eats you one day
And until it does
The forest is beautiful
[Collage of a forest with a picture of red riding hood and the wolf in a circled close up]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tcvpjkdcsdotgvcgdf6epyoe/bafkreid2swc7pkhtfwjjacunslkfar77cbxz3repztkebse4vaojhifwqu@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is one of the most profound statements & pieces of wisdom I've ever seen in a meme 🖤
Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🐿️🍁🐺
Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🐿️🍁🐺
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Chapter 8 is up!!! Including a heaping helping of breeding kink 😘
archiveofourown.org/works/724972...
archiveofourown.org/works/724972...
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Chapter 8 is up!!! Including a heaping helping of breeding kink 😘
archiveofourown.org/works/724972...
archiveofourown.org/works/724972...
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I LOVED THIS thank u @jkrockin.bsky.social
how to explain…let me just quote the author notes:
”Good parent Wayne Munson meets trying to be a good parent if a little late in the day for it Patricia Harrington”
archiveofourown.org/works/73616121
how to explain…let me just quote the author notes:
”Good parent Wayne Munson meets trying to be a good parent if a little late in the day for it Patricia Harrington”
archiveofourown.org/works/73616121
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Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I LOVED THIS thank u @jkrockin.bsky.social
how to explain…let me just quote the author notes:
”Good parent Wayne Munson meets trying to be a good parent if a little late in the day for it Patricia Harrington”
archiveofourown.org/works/73616121
how to explain…let me just quote the author notes:
”Good parent Wayne Munson meets trying to be a good parent if a little late in the day for it Patricia Harrington”
archiveofourown.org/works/73616121
Timeline is discovering focal length
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Timeline is discovering focal length
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If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
So, actually, I just wanted to live in Japan because it was fun to go there for shows and the food is really good, but it ended up changing my entire life and it's all because of... [checks notes] Zombieland (2009) and Tron: Legacy (2010)?
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So, actually, I just wanted to live in Japan because it was fun to go there for shows and the food is really good, but it ended up changing my entire life and it's all because of... [checks notes] Zombieland (2009) and Tron: Legacy (2010)?
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heads up, gmail has a new setting automatically on that allows their a*i to be trained on your emails so make sure to turn off the 'Smart Feature' checkbox in your settings
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
heads up, gmail has a new setting automatically on that allows their a*i to be trained on your emails so make sure to turn off the 'Smart Feature' checkbox in your settings
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My Knight
by @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
steddie | explicit | 2,923 words
(jerk off instruction, undernegotiated kink)
archiveofourown.org/works/721422...
#tukrurecs
by @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
steddie | explicit | 2,923 words
(jerk off instruction, undernegotiated kink)
archiveofourown.org/works/721422...
#tukrurecs
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My Knight
by @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
steddie | explicit | 2,923 words
(jerk off instruction, undernegotiated kink)
archiveofourown.org/works/721422...
#tukrurecs
by @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
steddie | explicit | 2,923 words
(jerk off instruction, undernegotiated kink)
archiveofourown.org/works/721422...
#tukrurecs
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WHO WANTS STRANGER THINGS HOUSE PLANS AND SET DETAILS!!!!
A DELICIOUS THREAD OF INFO:
A DELICIOUS THREAD OF INFO:
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
WHO WANTS STRANGER THINGS HOUSE PLANS AND SET DETAILS!!!!
A DELICIOUS THREAD OF INFO:
A DELICIOUS THREAD OF INFO:
Before and after!
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Before and after!
I just got to tour my childhood home and see my old bedroom and it was so tiny but I saw The Computer Room and it was still A Computer Room
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I just got to tour my childhood home and see my old bedroom and it was so tiny but I saw The Computer Room and it was still A Computer Room
When the English learners acquire a new phrase and ALL keep saying it to try it out with no understanding or intent but it’s “Ooooh gurl” so it’s really funny
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
When the English learners acquire a new phrase and ALL keep saying it to try it out with no understanding or intent but it’s “Ooooh gurl” so it’s really funny
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still at this restaurant.
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
still at this restaurant.
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reread path to the rainbow’s end by @stevehairingtit.bsky.social a few days ago and have been thinking about her ever since
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
reread path to the rainbow’s end by @stevehairingtit.bsky.social a few days ago and have been thinking about her ever since
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[gore, death, suicidal thoughts, HAPPY ENDING]
When Eddie kills Gareth, it's an accident. He doesn't mean to.
It's just. Something's wrong with Eddie. After—after everything. Something's. Not quite right. He can't sleep longer than three hours. He wakes up frightened and small and vicious and raw.
When Eddie kills Gareth, it's an accident. He doesn't mean to.
It's just. Something's wrong with Eddie. After—after everything. Something's. Not quite right. He can't sleep longer than three hours. He wakes up frightened and small and vicious and raw.
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
[gore, death, suicidal thoughts, HAPPY ENDING]
When Eddie kills Gareth, it's an accident. He doesn't mean to.
It's just. Something's wrong with Eddie. After—after everything. Something's. Not quite right. He can't sleep longer than three hours. He wakes up frightened and small and vicious and raw.
When Eddie kills Gareth, it's an accident. He doesn't mean to.
It's just. Something's wrong with Eddie. After—after everything. Something's. Not quite right. He can't sleep longer than three hours. He wakes up frightened and small and vicious and raw.
You’ve seen Steve surprise Eddie with a pregnancy and Eddie’s happy! And you’ve seen him freak out and run away! And you’ve seen him stay until he’s miserable!
Guys, Looth is making me wanna put Eddie Munson into the torment nexus for my own entertainment
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
You’ve seen Steve surprise Eddie with a pregnancy and Eddie’s happy! And you’ve seen him freak out and run away! And you’ve seen him stay until he’s miserable!
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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steve "mom you can't just ask me to babytrap a guy that's insane" harrington vs his mother, dorothea "sure you can! I did it to your father!" harrington.
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
steve "mom you can't just ask me to babytrap a guy that's insane" harrington vs his mother, dorothea "sure you can! I did it to your father!" harrington.
Guys, Looth is making me wanna put Eddie Munson into the torment nexus for my own entertainment
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Guys, Looth is making me wanna put Eddie Munson into the torment nexus for my own entertainment
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whenever Eddie calls Steve ”love” in a fic i read it in a British voice and the illusion is shattered and his wig slides off and Steve starts crying bc what is this British man in brown boxy clothes doing in his bedroom
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
whenever Eddie calls Steve ”love” in a fic i read it in a British voice and the illusion is shattered and his wig slides off and Steve starts crying bc what is this British man in brown boxy clothes doing in his bedroom
Finally watched “The Boy and the Heron” and it was so sad but very good
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Finally watched “The Boy and the Heron” and it was so sad but very good
I have cleaned a third of the patio railing that needs to be cleaned before I can put up Christmas lights! 🎉🎉🎉
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have cleaned a third of the patio railing that needs to be cleaned before I can put up Christmas lights! 🎉🎉🎉
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November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM