Me llamo Jeff desu
@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)
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Wrote 300 words you may never see because this concept is so so so so silly just so I could make this joke for myself
February 14, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Wrote 300 words you may never see because this concept is so so so so silly just so I could make this joke for myself
I have 13 pages of notes in my journal that are just... canonical details and page references for shit about the robot and space ship's relationship. six and half of them are just network effect hahahaha
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I have 13 pages of notes in my journal that are just... canonical details and page references for shit about the robot and space ship's relationship. six and half of them are just network effect hahahaha
I have finished Network Effect and it was extremely good here is how I feel about it
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I have finished Network Effect and it was extremely good here is how I feel about it
9 goes CRAZY!!!!
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 AM
9 goes CRAZY!!!!
I’m experiencing this specific emotion
murderbot network effect im gonna throw up
February 14, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I’m experiencing this specific emotion
What chapter are you on? I’m on 18 and taking a break to stare at the ceiling for a while
February 14, 2026 at 4:37 AM
What chapter are you on? I’m on 18 and taking a break to stare at the ceiling for a while
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found a banger on twitter
June 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
found a banger on twitter
Made a wounded animal sound irl and my mom said “Is something terrible happening to your characters?”
February 14, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Made a wounded animal sound irl and my mom said “Is something terrible happening to your characters?”
I’m in the torment nexus
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I’m in the torment nexus
It’s very actiony sci-fi but also it’s funny and queer and has a lot to say about capitalism heehee
February 14, 2026 at 2:24 AM
It’s very actiony sci-fi but also it’s funny and queer and has a lot to say about capitalism heehee
First book is All Systems Red! You can get books 1 and 2 in a compilation called The Murderbot Diaries Volume 1 :)
February 14, 2026 at 2:22 AM
First book is All Systems Red! You can get books 1 and 2 in a compilation called The Murderbot Diaries Volume 1 :)
And now I have to stop for LUNCH???? Ugh!!!!
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
And now I have to stop for LUNCH???? Ugh!!!!
I’m going THROUGH it
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I’m going THROUGH it
Right after this I got ordered to go to Home Depot and then people wanted my help / advice at Home Depot
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Right after this I got ordered to go to Home Depot and then people wanted my help / advice at Home Depot
Book stuff!!! Sorry!!!!
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Book stuff!!! Sorry!!!!
Book stuff!!!
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Book stuff!!!
Oh my god what the fuck
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Oh my god what the fuck
My favorite bit is that the gun is labeled “also me”
February 13, 2026 at 11:57 PM
My favorite bit is that the gun is labeled “also me”
I made it as a joke after 6 months of intensive journaling and it ended up being the way I came out to half my friends lol
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I made it as a joke after 6 months of intensive journaling and it ended up being the way I came out to half my friends lol
Network Effect’s tertiary plot is actually Murderbot getting involved in everyone’s marriages and relationships in a way that weirds out a side character but not Murderbot
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Network Effect’s tertiary plot is actually Murderbot getting involved in everyone’s marriages and relationships in a way that weirds out a side character but not Murderbot
I agree with sunglasses comment but also I wouldn’t care about that kind of thing — that shit can happen because of a really vigorous sneeze, it’s not your fault
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I agree with sunglasses comment but also I wouldn’t care about that kind of thing — that shit can happen because of a really vigorous sneeze, it’s not your fault
I shared this and immediately got an AO3 downtime error!!! On Valentine’s Day!!!!!!! Well I guess……… love isn’t real after all
February 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I shared this and immediately got an AO3 downtime error!!! On Valentine’s Day!!!!!!! Well I guess……… love isn’t real after all
Hello this was intended to be posted today but you could read it today. I might be a romantic because Just send for me was always structured to be a Valentine’s fic
yeah I just did it. It's a week earlier than planned and also an entire calendar year late. Happy Valentine's Day from "Just send for me" archiveofourown.org/works/488244...
Just send for me (oh baby!) - Chapter 6 - jeffgoldblum90s - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
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February 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Hello this was intended to be posted today but you could read it today. I might be a romantic because Just send for me was always structured to be a Valentine’s fic
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
February 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender