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Me llamo Jeff desu
@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)
Good luck, farmer
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I don’t think I see it that often but I have seen it before and it’s just fun to watch! But like… I think schools should teach it as part of media literacy
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I am a better person who adds good to the world because of 2010s French electronic music
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I'm explaining this in an intentionally confusing way but it REALLY ACTUALLY IS
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
That’s a truly unhinged commitment to sucking dick, Dream Eddie
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Reposted by Me llamo Jeff desu
My Knight
by @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
steddie | explicit | 2,923 words
(jerk off instruction, undernegotiated kink)

archiveofourown.org/works/721422...

#tukrurecs
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I cast potion of ibuprofen on you
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Ok this one is real!!! I’m cleaning this patio and telling myself I will totally hangout up here maybe even host a party
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Real thing that was done to me because I had the same name as my high school bf
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You can tell that’s not the REAL before that’s the before from already started cleaning last weekend
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
As a certified winter hater, I wouldn’t put it past the whole season to be an allergen
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Rules for thee but not for me only it’s no rules for thee but all safety and precaution measures for my horsey! The horses deserve it tho I hope things will be ok
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
For literally 50 years, everybody who saw that room said it should be where the computer lives
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM