Me llamo Jeff desu
@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)
Ok this one is real!!! I’m cleaning this patio and telling myself I will totally hangout up here maybe even host a party
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Ok this one is real!!! I’m cleaning this patio and telling myself I will totally hangout up here maybe even host a party
Before and after!
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Before and after!
Max (for Mad Max) and Peanut (he looks kinda like a shelled peanut when he sleeps)
I’m obsessed with Venetian Blinds… what a name!
I’m obsessed with Venetian Blinds… what a name!
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Max (for Mad Max) and Peanut (he looks kinda like a shelled peanut when he sleeps)
I’m obsessed with Venetian Blinds… what a name!
I’m obsessed with Venetian Blinds… what a name!
A duck, obviously
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A duck, obviously
I haven’t washed them or started using them tho I just washed my sheets and made my bed yesterday for the week
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I haven’t washed them or started using them tho I just washed my sheets and made my bed yesterday for the week
Like he’s gonna look wrecked for weeks and he WILL be using that to catch dick
October 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Like he’s gonna look wrecked for weeks and he WILL be using that to catch dick
And then someone else said alllll this (annoying and logically flawed)
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
And then someone else said alllll this (annoying and logically flawed)
Someone said this (annoying but whatever)
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Someone said this (annoying but whatever)
I’m here to start the conversation
October 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I’m here to start the conversation
And also repost of a Twitter thread bsky.app/profile/jffg...
October 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
And also repost of a Twitter thread bsky.app/profile/jffg...
Oh and this for some reason
September 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Oh and this for some reason
You need: dryer balls
September 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You need: dryer balls
I give them screen(door) time daily to reduce the crying
September 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I give them screen(door) time daily to reduce the crying
Weird blobs after work
September 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Weird blobs after work