Me llamo Jeff desu
@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)
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💭 what of society omegas have their fangs filed down after they present 💭 an inescapable rite of passage💭
omega steve and his blunt teeth that ache all the time now. the space where he knows he should be able to bite and break skin.
looking enviously at fellow omega eddie and his glinting fangs.
omega steve and his blunt teeth that ache all the time now. the space where he knows he should be able to bite and break skin.
looking enviously at fellow omega eddie and his glinting fangs.
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
💭 what of society omegas have their fangs filed down after they present 💭 an inescapable rite of passage💭
omega steve and his blunt teeth that ache all the time now. the space where he knows he should be able to bite and break skin.
looking enviously at fellow omega eddie and his glinting fangs.
omega steve and his blunt teeth that ache all the time now. the space where he knows he should be able to bite and break skin.
looking enviously at fellow omega eddie and his glinting fangs.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I thought I had 4 classes worth of worth of worksheets to check but it was only 2 but now I've done 1 and I am tired
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I thought I had 4 classes worth of worth of worksheets to check but it was only 2 but now I've done 1 and I am tired
I love that fans will do so much with absolutely piss-poor world building
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I love that fans will do so much with absolutely piss-poor world building
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If Henry Creel had known Eddie Munson's potential, he would have dropped everything to get to him. All his plans. All his schemes. Who needs them when you've got a boy who can reshape time? Who can fracture it like lighting?
Fortunately, Henry hadn't known.
Unfortunately, Eddie hadn't either.
Fortunately, Henry hadn't known.
Unfortunately, Eddie hadn't either.
So we saw another Munson grave at the cemetery and I was leafing through my "World of Stickers" book, and I was curious if the text was readable so I used my camera to zoom in (check alt text to read)
Very puzzling
#ST5 #strangerthings5 #strangerthingsspoilers #EddieMunson
Very puzzling
#ST5 #strangerthings5 #strangerthingsspoilers #EddieMunson
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
If Henry Creel had known Eddie Munson's potential, he would have dropped everything to get to him. All his plans. All his schemes. Who needs them when you've got a boy who can reshape time? Who can fracture it like lighting?
Fortunately, Henry hadn't known.
Unfortunately, Eddie hadn't either.
Fortunately, Henry hadn't known.
Unfortunately, Eddie hadn't either.
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there is never enough
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
there is never enough
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Okay friends, strangers, and enemies.
You have until midnight US EST to send us your pitches for our #strangerthings monsterlover fanzine. Your fave characters. Your favorite ships. Claws. Teeth. Tails. Scales. Ectoplasm.
If you can dream it, we'd love to see it.
forms.gle/GEb7QgXKw2RT...
You have until midnight US EST to send us your pitches for our #strangerthings monsterlover fanzine. Your fave characters. Your favorite ships. Claws. Teeth. Tails. Scales. Ectoplasm.
If you can dream it, we'd love to see it.
forms.gle/GEb7QgXKw2RT...
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Okay friends, strangers, and enemies.
You have until midnight US EST to send us your pitches for our #strangerthings monsterlover fanzine. Your fave characters. Your favorite ships. Claws. Teeth. Tails. Scales. Ectoplasm.
If you can dream it, we'd love to see it.
forms.gle/GEb7QgXKw2RT...
You have until midnight US EST to send us your pitches for our #strangerthings monsterlover fanzine. Your fave characters. Your favorite ships. Claws. Teeth. Tails. Scales. Ectoplasm.
If you can dream it, we'd love to see it.
forms.gle/GEb7QgXKw2RT...
there are mere hours to suggest an idea for the monster fucker thing and I literally didn't think of any ideas. I don't think I am actually very creative anymore, or else it's taking all of my creative energy to do my job and I have no creativity to spare for fun :(
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
there are mere hours to suggest an idea for the monster fucker thing and I literally didn't think of any ideas. I don't think I am actually very creative anymore, or else it's taking all of my creative energy to do my job and I have no creativity to spare for fun :(
I finally tried the fancy tinned fish and it is better than regular tinned fish :/ damn
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I finally tried the fancy tinned fish and it is better than regular tinned fish :/ damn
I’m enjoying a beer on my very clean patio after holding a puppy named Cashew
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I’m enjoying a beer on my very clean patio after holding a puppy named Cashew
I just have one more section of fencing to clean before I can put up the Christmas lights!!!
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I just have one more section of fencing to clean before I can put up the Christmas lights!!!
Bonny liked that so fast it startled me sorry I keep hearing things I don’t understand but you can’t make me watch that stupid show I’m refuse
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Bonny liked that so fast it startled me sorry I keep hearing things I don’t understand but you can’t make me watch that stupid show I’m refuse
I’m not gonna watch that show but I think if Steve Harrington wants to be an asshole that’s his god given right and whoever he’s being a dick yo probably deserves it or something who knows maybe they’ve got bad vibes did we ask if they’ve got bad vibes
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I’m not gonna watch that show but I think if Steve Harrington wants to be an asshole that’s his god given right and whoever he’s being a dick yo probably deserves it or something who knows maybe they’ve got bad vibes did we ask if they’ve got bad vibes
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Steve's station manager informs him that they set up an interview for the Friday broadcast. "Local band, local color, ya know?" Steve's a bit nervous having never interviewed anyone but he gets tips from Nance. She helps him write questions.
Imagine his surprise when it's a bunch of dudes from HS.
Imagine his surprise when it's a bunch of dudes from HS.
That little photo of s5 Steve at the radio station?-?!??!/
Ima need 850 fics of Steve and Eddie fucking in that radio station on my desk by MONDAY ok
Ima need 850 fics of Steve and Eddie fucking in that radio station on my desk by MONDAY ok
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Steve's station manager informs him that they set up an interview for the Friday broadcast. "Local band, local color, ya know?" Steve's a bit nervous having never interviewed anyone but he gets tips from Nance. She helps him write questions.
Imagine his surprise when it's a bunch of dudes from HS.
Imagine his surprise when it's a bunch of dudes from HS.
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Tired of teenagers having interpersonal drama around me what do you mean this girl is in some kind of love triangle pyramid but she doesn't like ANY of the people? What do mean your middle school ex? Stop telling me things. I wanna go back to when they just hit each other and didn't talk.
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Tired of teenagers having interpersonal drama around me what do you mean this girl is in some kind of love triangle pyramid but she doesn't like ANY of the people? What do mean your middle school ex? Stop telling me things. I wanna go back to when they just hit each other and didn't talk.
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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munson family reunion <3
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
munson family reunion <3
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everything's better with margarine!
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
everything's better with margarine!
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Can’t go home alone - 🪡
steddie, omegaverse, secret relationship
Pain pulses over and behind and around Steve’s eye along with the beat of his heart. It isn’t as bad as it was even an hour ago, and definitely not as bad as when he and Robin puked their guts out in the movie theater restroom.
steddie, omegaverse, secret relationship
Pain pulses over and behind and around Steve’s eye along with the beat of his heart. It isn’t as bad as it was even an hour ago, and definitely not as bad as when he and Robin puked their guts out in the movie theater restroom.
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Can’t go home alone - 🪡
steddie, omegaverse, secret relationship
Pain pulses over and behind and around Steve’s eye along with the beat of his heart. It isn’t as bad as it was even an hour ago, and definitely not as bad as when he and Robin puked their guts out in the movie theater restroom.
steddie, omegaverse, secret relationship
Pain pulses over and behind and around Steve’s eye along with the beat of his heart. It isn’t as bad as it was even an hour ago, and definitely not as bad as when he and Robin puked their guts out in the movie theater restroom.
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This is one of the most profound statements & pieces of wisdom I've ever seen in a meme 🖤
Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🐿️🍁🐺
Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🐿️🍁🐺
![There is no moral
The wolf eats you one day
And until it does
The forest is beautiful
[Collage of a forest with a picture of red riding hood and the wolf in a circled close up]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tcvpjkdcsdotgvcgdf6epyoe/bafkreid2swc7pkhtfwjjacunslkfar77cbxz3repztkebse4vaojhifwqu@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is one of the most profound statements & pieces of wisdom I've ever seen in a meme 🖤
Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🐿️🍁🐺
Go enjoy the forest, for the Wolf is always near. 🐿️🍁🐺
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Chapter 8 is up!!! Including a heaping helping of breeding kink 😘
archiveofourown.org/works/724972...
archiveofourown.org/works/724972...
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Chapter 8 is up!!! Including a heaping helping of breeding kink 😘
archiveofourown.org/works/724972...
archiveofourown.org/works/724972...