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my blorbos are here too i guess. she/her in my 30s

hockey people do NOT follow me back i write nasty stranger things fanfic here
my depressed gay son has conquered Sparta but he’s also an alcoholic now
i had one little guy come of age with a stack of traits including "command talent" and "in the pink" (meaning particularly healthy) but also "minion," "flaccid," and "gloomy." the MOMENT he turned 16 his dad married him off to a TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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unsure if it’s true, but i’m choosing to believe in that epstein email where he implied that trump gave bill clinton head
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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one function of capitalism is to funnel these types into positions of power, because if competent & kind people get into power they start taking from the rich and giving to the poor. capitalist leaders must be either evil or ignorant or both, only by mistake does anyone else get near power
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
it is SOOOOOO hard to get out of bed when there is a warm dog sleeping on your belly and also you are full of antihistamines
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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as promised my @steddiebbang.bsky.social fic is now complete and you can read it here!! archiveofourown.org/works/736456...
The Sinner's Guide to Heaven - Chapter 1 - HawkinsLocal - Stranger Things (TV 2016) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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I fear I've been horrible at promo but please pitch your shit. lol
Roses are red and monsters are scary
How open are our pitches? Hella. Very.

Let's go.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
DALE ROMANS?
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i've seen multiple people repeating or paraphrasing this "joke" lately and i think it's just sort of entered the zeitgeist (i wonder why) but it's always good 2 know where such things come from
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
im generally an optimist. i believe in the inevitability of rebellion against tyranny and other such star wars. but im ngl im also getting pretty impatient for the pendulum swing
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Fandom truly is so much of subjecting yourself and your passions to the dumbest and most poorly socialized kids who wanted good grades in English class
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
something about november rain and mud specifically makes me feel genuinely aggressive like im gonna FIGHT the SKY
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Thus do all traitors
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
there are so many hunting rifles going off today it sounds like something terrible is happening but it’s literally just the last day of turkey season
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
im still writing tmb im just in one of those chapters that lasts 5000 years and sort of has to be bad in the first draft so i can figure out what it actually needs to be in the edit
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
first snow
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
sometimes I think about the fact that someone (VERY long story short) tried to extort both me and the us forest service back in 2022
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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#Habs Current Situation:
🏒 #GoHabsGo are tops in their division
🏒 Cole Caufield leads the #NHL in goals
🏒 Ivan Demidov & Oliver Kapanen are the top rookies in the League
As Caufield just said to the Bell Centre crowd: "it's good to be a Montreal Canadien right now!"
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Cole Caufield scores his NHL-leading 12th goal of the season 🔥
Elite sniper Cole Caufield can sneak it in from anywhere he wants.

4-2 #Habs
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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You know him, you love him:

Nicholas Masaru James Suzuki
#Habs catch Utah on a bad line change, and Nick Suzuki ices this game
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
hockey vibes were gooooood tonight
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
covid booster
a kitten is sitting on a bed with a striped blanket
ALT: a kitten is sitting on a bed with a striped blanket
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Just got diagnosed with swole by the pharmacist who gave me my Covid shot also
I just deadlifted 150+ lbs without even thinking about it
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM