Stephsimone
@stephsimone.bsky.social
Proud daughter of one french bird Chantal and London lad Terence. Cancer survivor at 25, now going through all that fun stuff again. Lover of music, dancing and this thing called life. Can be found mostly knocking around with the Yorkshire fella x
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A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE (Netflix): Terrifying, especially given the unprincipled, waffling nitwit in the White House.
October 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE (Netflix): Terrifying, especially given the unprincipled, waffling nitwit in the White House.
Can't believe I missed this. Spot on piece of writing by @mrjohncrace.bsky.social on the rise of the no-longer insidious Conservative fascist voice.
October 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Can't believe I missed this. Spot on piece of writing by @mrjohncrace.bsky.social on the rise of the no-longer insidious Conservative fascist voice.
Did I really hear Annunziata Rees-Mogg compare Andrew's penchant for underage girls to 'like having cancer' on #JeremyVine ? My ears are bleeding. @jeremyvine.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Did I really hear Annunziata Rees-Mogg compare Andrew's penchant for underage girls to 'like having cancer' on #JeremyVine ? My ears are bleeding. @jeremyvine.bsky.social
Just finished watching one of THE best series of the year, #Task and have also just found out that Maeve is in fact Aled Jones' daughter and my mind is BLOWN. How are the likes of 'Walking in the Air' choir boy and Phil Collins pumping out such gorgeous and talented girls?! Bravo fellas! 🫡
October 22, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Just finished watching one of THE best series of the year, #Task and have also just found out that Maeve is in fact Aled Jones' daughter and my mind is BLOWN. How are the likes of 'Walking in the Air' choir boy and Phil Collins pumping out such gorgeous and talented girls?! Bravo fellas! 🫡
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Films: We need to hack a keycard, obtained by seducing one of the guards. We then need to drop in from the skylight after jumping from a plane, and dodge all of the lasers and traps, carefully switching the jewels for fakes that weigh the same to avoid tripping the alarm.
Real life:
Real life:
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Films: We need to hack a keycard, obtained by seducing one of the guards. We then need to drop in from the skylight after jumping from a plane, and dodge all of the lasers and traps, carefully switching the jewels for fakes that weigh the same to avoid tripping the alarm.
Real life:
Real life:
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Je persiste, on aurait dû nous annoncer un nouveau premier-ministre hier soir, maintenir le secret, et ce matin avoir une conférence de presse de "Sebastian Elcornudo", nouveau premier ministre :
October 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Je persiste, on aurait dû nous annoncer un nouveau premier-ministre hier soir, maintenir le secret, et ce matin avoir une conférence de presse de "Sebastian Elcornudo", nouveau premier ministre :
At this point, I am totally expecting Macron to name himself as the new prime minster.
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
At this point, I am totally expecting Macron to name himself as the new prime minster.
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Breaking news: María Corina Machado has been awarded the prize for ‘keeping the flame of democracy burning amidst a growing darkness’ . The win dashes the hopes of US President Donald Trump. on.ft.com/4ocHAKY
October 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Breaking news: María Corina Machado has been awarded the prize for ‘keeping the flame of democracy burning amidst a growing darkness’ . The win dashes the hopes of US President Donald Trump. on.ft.com/4ocHAKY
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Apparently, this was "nothing to do with skin colour". Robert Jenrick just likes "mixed communities". Which is why he has also criticised very white neighbourhoods or towns and villages up and down the UK, umm... <checks notes> never.
Wow. Robert Jenrick doubles down by branding a black journalist's questions "ridiculous" and saying that the problem is not his comments, but "journalists like you who pop up and try to knock me down", adding that "this is the reason why terrorist attacks happen". ~AA
October 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Apparently, this was "nothing to do with skin colour". Robert Jenrick just likes "mixed communities". Which is why he has also criticised very white neighbourhoods or towns and villages up and down the UK, umm... <checks notes> never.
** hoists knickers and bra at half mast **
October 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
** hoists knickers and bra at half mast **
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Congrats to team Europe for winning the Ryder Cup. Historic and well deserved.
Our fans were disgraceful. An embarrassment to the US team and the game of golf.
No class, dignity or grace…just like their cult leader in the White House.
Our fans were disgraceful. An embarrassment to the US team and the game of golf.
No class, dignity or grace…just like their cult leader in the White House.
September 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Congrats to team Europe for winning the Ryder Cup. Historic and well deserved.
Our fans were disgraceful. An embarrassment to the US team and the game of golf.
No class, dignity or grace…just like their cult leader in the White House.
Our fans were disgraceful. An embarrassment to the US team and the game of golf.
No class, dignity or grace…just like their cult leader in the White House.
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I remember it like it was yesterday.
Trump's UN speech was his most embarrassing showing since the "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL" one
September 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I remember it like it was yesterday.
Trump 😂
Have you ever been given the job of man-marking a drunk and offensive uncle at a wedding? You can’t walk away so have to listen their ranting on every topic under the sun? That.
September 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Trump 😂
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I plan to post this ABC News supercut video of Trump calling Harris and Democrats "fascists" (and "communists"!) everytime I see a Republican on TV whining about Trump being called a "fascist" by the left.
Oh, the hypocrisy! Oh, the gaslighting!
Oh, the hypocrisy! Oh, the gaslighting!
September 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I plan to post this ABC News supercut video of Trump calling Harris and Democrats "fascists" (and "communists"!) everytime I see a Republican on TV whining about Trump being called a "fascist" by the left.
Oh, the hypocrisy! Oh, the gaslighting!
Oh, the hypocrisy! Oh, the gaslighting!
Asylum seekers: people who flee from violence, war, hunger, extreme poverty, climate impacts or because of sexual or gender orientation.
Taliban rule in Afghanistan: women are stripped of all human rights – work, visibility, education, healthcare and mobility.
Farage: Fuck ‘em.
Taliban rule in Afghanistan: women are stripped of all human rights – work, visibility, education, healthcare and mobility.
Farage: Fuck ‘em.
Farage confirms he wants to deport women back to Taliban in Afghanistan
Farage confirms he wants to deport women back to Taliban in Afghanistan
Nigel Farage has confirmed he wants to deport women asylum seekers back to the Taliban in Afghanistan if he becomes prime minister.
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September 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Asylum seekers: people who flee from violence, war, hunger, extreme poverty, climate impacts or because of sexual or gender orientation.
Taliban rule in Afghanistan: women are stripped of all human rights – work, visibility, education, healthcare and mobility.
Farage: Fuck ‘em.
Taliban rule in Afghanistan: women are stripped of all human rights – work, visibility, education, healthcare and mobility.
Farage: Fuck ‘em.
Hospital day 7 and just watching @darrenpjones.bsky.social on both Sky News and BBC Breakfast and, as ever, hugely impressed with his performance and credibility. I feel hopeful for the future - he would make for a fabulous PM!
September 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Hospital day 7 and just watching @darrenpjones.bsky.social on both Sky News and BBC Breakfast and, as ever, hugely impressed with his performance and credibility. I feel hopeful for the future - he would make for a fabulous PM!
Trump about to arrive…..
September 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Trump about to arrive…..
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Are you young, highly educated and driven, and want to contribute to our stagnant economy with its aging population and low productivity? Well out you go
September 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Are you young, highly educated and driven, and want to contribute to our stagnant economy with its aging population and low productivity? Well out you go
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So do you want to go into a women's prison or not, mate?
Neo-Nazi who changed gender before women’s prison sentence on the run
Marla-Svenja Liebich, previously known as Sven, failed to turn up to jail on Friday with mocking claims of escaping to Russia
Marla-Svenja Liebich, previously known as Sven, failed to turn up to jail on Friday with mocking claims of escaping to Russia
Neo-Nazi who changed gender before women’s prison sentence on the run
Neo-Nazi who changed gender before women’s prison sentence on the run
www.thetimes.com
September 2, 2025 at 7:50 AM
So do you want to go into a women's prison or not, mate?
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Reform UK, which has a grand total of four MPs, was just given an uninterrupted platform for an hour and a half on the BBC and Sky News channels, in order to talk about its plans for mass deportations
When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?
When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?
August 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Reform UK, which has a grand total of four MPs, was just given an uninterrupted platform for an hour and a half on the BBC and Sky News channels, in order to talk about its plans for mass deportations
When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?
When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?