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Stephen Evans
@stephenevansphoto.com
Photographer. Sometimes a smart ass but never a dumb one. Raleigh, NC.

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Raccoon update:

I now have 3.
Bandit, Rascal, and Ralph.

Bandit is the largest. That’s the one who originally came up on the deck.

The other 2 aren’t too interested in getting close to me. They’re more interested in foraging for what I throw out.

I should be blogging this lol.
December 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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*losing massive blood because Grok told the surgeon they had to cut through an extra leg muscle they assume Black people have.*
MechaHitler, M.D.
December 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Aretha Franklin and the beautiful gowns shade.
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Sometimes youtube surprises you in a good way, like this old boy from rural England making the sickest poha recipe so much so that my wife and I were googling to see if he had a Gujarati grandma or something

youtu.be/itKRyARGpnA?...
Real Indian Poha Recipe – How It’s Actually Made at Home!
YouTube video by Backyard Chef
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Tubi has a bunch of Pam Grier films for the next week. You can do a mini marathon of her 70s run.

The Big Doll House
Black Mama White Mama
Scream Blacula Scream
Foxy Brown
Sheba, Baby
Bucktown
Friday Foster
50 years ago today, December 25, 1975:

The Arthur Marks film FRIDAY FOSTER, starring Pam Grier in the titular role, was released. It was the third major movie in Grier's run of Blaxploitation hits. She plays a photojournalist who uncovers and thwarts a plot to assassinate Black leaders.
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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i have never seen peas de-spooned before 😂😂
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen.

“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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If none of your cousins have weed, you need to be the cousin with weed. Be the family you want to see
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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“Drat,” said Toad.
December 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I just wanna know how they got Snoop to dress in all red.

And whatever THAT was yesterday was NOT Christmas.

That was just a Thursday.
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Just realized Taco Bell is offering a $5 / $7 / $9 menu

They used to offer a $.59 / $.79 / $.99 menu

America is a failed experiment
December 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Me looking at that #thickmas thread
December 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Not y’all shooting up the neighborhood market in Wilson
December 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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If 2025 didn’t go the way it did I’d feel guilty for not being in the holiday spirit but *checks notes* it’s been a shit show and well…
December 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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We like 10 minutes from Christmas, and I haven't watched a single Charlie Brown movie, A Christmas Story, Home Alone, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Goodfellas... Nothing smfh I'm super duper washed outchea.
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Here’s hoping little homie comes back tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Do you think the gentleman that’s currently asleep at the front door of the church still gives a shit about Christmas?
December 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Damn. The bus is super empty this morning.
December 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Prince will return in “Avengers: 17 Days”
Al B. Sure will return in Avengers: Nite and Day
Big Daddy Kane will return in Avengers: Veteranz Day
December 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
There’s a group of monks crossing the US on foot and I want to drop everything and walk with them.
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Every raindrop makes me think of youuuuuuuuuuuu
December 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
4:44
December 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Holy fucking shit fucks….
December 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM