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Calamity Thomas Jane
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Moron with Gravitas
My poor friend has had his X account suspended because of a 5-8 year-old Tweet.
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Friday Night Lights Season 2
Name your fav season of TV
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Cooley High
Monsoon Wedding
Rad
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
can we just have our civil war now and get it over with?
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 16h
The Supreme Court will hear a case that could decide whether states can count postmarked mail ballots that arrive after Election Day — something that about 20 states and territories currently allow. n.pr/3LwuxpK
The Supreme Court will hear a challenge to grace periods for mail ballot returns
The Supreme Court will hear a case that could decide whether states can count postmarked mail ballots that arrive after Election Day — something that about 20 states and territories currently allow.
n.pr
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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if you feel yourself start to panic, stop and ask yourself - “wait - is this even my disco?”
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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so i guess it's legal now to throw sandwiches at law enforcement. is this the society we want to live in? one where we can go to subway, order up the sloppiest tuna sandwich with marinara and vinegar and oil and just throw them at ICE or cops with impunity? is it?
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
so i guess it's legal now to throw sandwiches at law enforcement. is this the society we want to live in? one where we can go to subway, order up the sloppiest tuna sandwich with marinara and vinegar and oil and just throw them at ICE or cops with impunity? is it?
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
All of them. I’m an exasperating person
I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:

Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?

I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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I feel like astrology was the gateway to AI and chatGPT. Like I learned to politely just be quiet as an otherwise intelligent friend was like, “Well, it *is* Virgo season!” and now you hear someone go, “I asked ChatGPT how to hammer a nail” and I’m like, I should have called you an idiot sooner.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I hate that Glow was cancelled because, overall, I'm a fan of the show. That said, the third season was a huge step down.

Just came to the future to say this. Back to 2019
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Goddamn it’s nice to feel the tiniest shred of hope
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Please check all that apply
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Congratulations Abigail Spanberger.

I can't wait to work alongside my union siblings to force her to go back on her campaign promise of not repealing right to work.
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
RIP Dick Cheney. Your legacy as the perfect example for Neutral Evil in D&D is secured.
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Love it when a courier messages me insisting my apartment doesn’t exist rather than walking down the other hallway
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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This is one of the most validating videos ever made. Seriously I have been thinking about this for the last year or so.

Please make sure this video goes viral until someone at Apple sees this:

youtu.be/hksVvXONrIo?...
It's Not Just You - The iOS Keyboard is Broken
YouTube video by Michi NekoMichi
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
We need to require a license to make analogies.
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
RIP Six Flags America. I have great memories of riding Joker's Jynx with a friend from work repeatedly and pretending we were Spider-Man throughout the track.
November 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I LOVE LA
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Splash is so unrealistic. Why would someone move in with their partner who is incapable of saying “I love you”?
October 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’m having knee surgery in California again!!

Why does California hate my knees???

Why do I keep tearing my meniscuses when doing improv?
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I had a spicy burrito. I wasn’t expecting it to be spicy. I’m probably gonna shit all night
October 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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With zero sarcasm, our collective reading comprehension and ability to parse sentence structure are not good, which degrades every single aspect of the national dialogue. We literally have trouble understanding each other
October 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM