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Moron with Gravitas
To the window
To the wall
I’ve found the greatest love of all
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Is it okay to like the Dilbert TV show now?
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
True Detective: Night Country is On Deadly Ground as horror.
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
West Side Story
whole thing is great

Wizard of Oz
amazing Lynch primer

Sinners
the spirits scene alone

Coco
remember me is just a perfect song and used so well
🎶🎬 It's time for the FINAL MATCH in the MUSIC MOVIE SHOWDOWN!!! Over 250 music-related films. 3 rounds. 1 winner.

Round 3
Final Match!

To vote, reply or quote tweet with UP TO 4 films you think should win the showdown!

* 1 vote per film / voting closes 48 hrs from this post
January 7, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Nothing like flying over it to make a person reflect: there’s a fuckload of ocean
January 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Post the perfect album from the 90s nothing else beats it. Hands down
January 6, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Stranger things finale was fucking nuts!
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
One day I hope to make my D&D players cry by hijacking their character narratives.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Wish I hadn’t
Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years https://theonion.com/duffer-brothers-admit-they-havent-watched-stranger-things-in-years/
January 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Stranger Things season 5 lived up to the promise of Season 4.

Which is to say it was also bad.
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The Duffer Bros is the answer to who Michael Bay would be if he hated the military
January 2, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Vecna acts so Schnapp doesn’t have to
January 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Stranger Things became Passions with a higher budget and longer production time
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Stranger Things awesomeness: Oh here’s the exit. And I didn’t tell you during the hours we’ve been traveling, but you can’t go through my portal. So I’ll explain it to you now, at the last possible minute, to build a false sense of tension!
January 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Love this good Stranger Things writing. Two people escaping, time is of the essence. Cut to them strolling along a bit then stop completely so one character can explain to the other what the escape plan is. You know, the thing they’re actively doing.
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Because we needed a bad and pointless comedy sequence first:
January 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Happy New Year to all who celebrate
January 1, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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Who DC?
Need DC to make Wet Wipe canon
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Moulin Rouge!
Mamma Mia!
🎶🎬 The MUSIC MOVIE SHOWDOWN continues!!! Over 250 music-related films. 3 rounds. 1 winner.

Round 2
Match 3 of 4

To vote, reply or quote tweet with UP TO 4 films you think should advance to the finals! One vote per film.
December 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A few years back I made eye contact with Finn Wolfhard at UCB LA.
Please quote this from the time you didn't interact with someone famous.

I was visiting with family in New Bedford, Massachusetts, at the same time that Mother Theresa was there visiting her Missionaries of Charity. The bishop held a Mass for her at the church where I was baptized. I didn't go.
Catching a train from Bristol Temple Meads, but they shifted the service along the platform because a scene from THE OUTLAWS was being shot where it would usually come in. The scene featured Christopher Walken and Stephen Merchant, but my train came before they shot it so I didn't see either of 'em.
December 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Ruin a band by having the lead singer come out with right wing talking points
December 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
West Side Story
La La Land
Walk Hard
Love and Mercy
🎶🎬 Next up in the MUSIC MOVIE SHOWDOWN!!! Over 250 music-related films. 3 rounds. 1 winner.

Round 2
Match 2 of 4

To vote, reply or quote tweet with UP TO 4 films you think should advance to the finals! One vote per film.
December 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I was a temp at Cox and accidentally won a contest to meet Big Pussy from the Sopranos.

As they brought me to the room he was in, someone realized it was a mistake and they started calling me out, but Vincent Pastore was having none of it and we met for a minute. I hadn’t even seen the show.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM