stabbing robot
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bleeps n bloops n goofs
Pinned
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i think the revenge porn and csam machine is bad enough that there's not enough of a redeeming value in it also doing your 10th grade homework wrong for you
January 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
i think the revenge porn and csam machine is bad enough that there's not enough of a redeeming value in it also doing your 10th grade homework wrong for you
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horses just let you ride them and tug your shit damn
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
horses just let you ride them and tug your shit damn
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everyone should have one or two aunts who sound like Rod Stewart
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
everyone should have one or two aunts who sound like Rod Stewart
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you shit 20x more on the last roll of toilet paper
-proverbs
-proverbs
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
you shit 20x more on the last roll of toilet paper
-proverbs
-proverbs
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i keep watching this i love her so much
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
i keep watching this i love her so much
just another bricked up wall
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
just another bricked up wall
baby im still free/take a piss on me
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
baby im still free/take a piss on me
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
what i picture when some weiner describes talking earnestly to chatgpt
My Pal 2 from Toy Biz commercial (1992)
YouTube video by Retro CCN
youtu.be
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
what i picture when some weiner describes talking earnestly to chatgpt
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Nemiscam, Alberta
October 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Nemiscam, Alberta
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might as well bring back lead pipes as weapons at this point
October 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
might as well bring back lead pipes as weapons at this point
no, fail up STUPID
October 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
no, fail up STUPID
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
October 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
stimming counts towards movement goals
August 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
stimming counts towards movement goals
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Monstera houseplants depend on the polychloride vapors off gassed by vinyl records for respiration. If you remove them from their natural habitat, the IKEA storage cube unit they quickly wither and die.
July 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Monstera houseplants depend on the polychloride vapors off gassed by vinyl records for respiration. If you remove them from their natural habitat, the IKEA storage cube unit they quickly wither and die.
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park that car
drop those pants
fuck the exhaust
dream about oil
drop those pants
fuck the exhaust
dream about oil
April 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
park that car
drop those pants
fuck the exhaust
dream about oil
drop those pants
fuck the exhaust
dream about oil
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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crazy how this is somehow moderate today
March 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
crazy how this is somehow moderate today
I Want To Get Off Mr. Milchek’s Wild Ride
March 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I Want To Get Off Mr. Milchek’s Wild Ride