Srol
@srol.bsky.social
Journalist, improviser, TTRPG player. Part-time furry
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They really were the theme of mt boosters today because I also pulled the standard Syril that yassified Kyle Soller so hard he became Chad Karn
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
They really were the theme of mt boosters today because I also pulled the standard Syril that yassified Kyle Soller so hard he became Chad Karn
When you're a protagonist in a fantasy novel and they start talking to you about aspects, you know you're probably a few books into the series. No matter what that word means in your lore, aspects are high-level shit. No one talks about aspects in book one.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
When you're a protagonist in a fantasy novel and they start talking to you about aspects, you know you're probably a few books into the series. No matter what that word means in your lore, aspects are high-level shit. No one talks about aspects in book one.
Thanks past me, I totally remember what this means I'm supposed to do.
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Thanks past me, I totally remember what this means I'm supposed to do.
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Thinking it's time to stop writing little jokes for people to enjoy and switch to quote posting the worst news you've ever seen while simply saying "damn, that sucks" every time
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Thinking it's time to stop writing little jokes for people to enjoy and switch to quote posting the worst news you've ever seen while simply saying "damn, that sucks" every time
Let me tell you something about putting flowers in your beard with nothing holding them up but hairspray and desperate vibes: It will work, so long as you do not move your face in any way, including breathing.
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Let me tell you something about putting flowers in your beard with nothing holding them up but hairspray and desperate vibes: It will work, so long as you do not move your face in any way, including breathing.
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Wednesday Didn't Just Spoil the Ending of Tuesday - It Also Spoiled Monday (3.2 million views, sits in Google Discover for 38 consecutive weeks)
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Wednesday Didn't Just Spoil the Ending of Tuesday - It Also Spoiled Monday (3.2 million views, sits in Google Discover for 38 consecutive weeks)
If you're looking to see a good musical in NYC right now, Beau is fun and gay and the tickets are extremely reasonably priced.
October 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
If you're looking to see a good musical in NYC right now, Beau is fun and gay and the tickets are extremely reasonably priced.
Ah, Harry Kim and Tom Paris. They've never looked more unlikely to infringe on the likeness of an uncompensated actor.
October 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Ah, Harry Kim and Tom Paris. They've never looked more unlikely to infringe on the likeness of an uncompensated actor.
I was in a startplaying.games Blades in the Dark campaign and we needed to come up with a name for our gang and one of the players said "I asked chat-gpt what are some good names for a gang in a steampunk setting that specializes in stealth and blackmail ..." and my jaw just hit the floor.
October 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I was in a startplaying.games Blades in the Dark campaign and we needed to come up with a name for our gang and one of the players said "I asked chat-gpt what are some good names for a gang in a steampunk setting that specializes in stealth and blackmail ..." and my jaw just hit the floor.
Sometimes in Hades II, you'll get an achievement for something you did, but it doesn't fulfill a prophecy. I can't buy nectar with achievements man throw me a fucking bone no seriously the guy who sells nectar only trades in bones
October 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Sometimes in Hades II, you'll get an achievement for something you did, but it doesn't fulfill a prophecy. I can't buy nectar with achievements man throw me a fucking bone no seriously the guy who sells nectar only trades in bones
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Taylor plagiarized my demo song “My Boyfriend Has a Real Nice Penis”
October 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Taylor plagiarized my demo song “My Boyfriend Has a Real Nice Penis”
They put Gargoyles on TV where I could see it at a formative age and then they have the temerity to act surprised when I turn out bi.
October 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
They put Gargoyles on TV where I could see it at a formative age and then they have the temerity to act surprised when I turn out bi.
There is one truly unskippable cutscene in FFXIV and if you play your cards right, it can look like this.
September 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
There is one truly unskippable cutscene in FFXIV and if you play your cards right, it can look like this.
I mean I haven't seen The Mandalorian since they pulled out that grim Skywalker homunculus at the end of season 2, I'm not coming back now lol
September 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I mean I haven't seen The Mandalorian since they pulled out that grim Skywalker homunculus at the end of season 2, I'm not coming back now lol
"this phone is too thick!" - have never said once
"this phone is too wide" - constant problem since 2016
And yet the phones keep getting wider and thinner.
"this phone is too wide" - constant problem since 2016
And yet the phones keep getting wider and thinner.
September 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"this phone is too thick!" - have never said once
"this phone is too wide" - constant problem since 2016
And yet the phones keep getting wider and thinner.
"this phone is too wide" - constant problem since 2016
And yet the phones keep getting wider and thinner.
Current leading contender for 2025's Lie of the Year is: "I'll go back and finish Blue Prince later."
September 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Current leading contender for 2025's Lie of the Year is: "I'll go back and finish Blue Prince later."
The Les Miserables movie musical makes so many bizarre and strange choices. It's not a good movie, but it's eminently rewatchable because every time I find something inexplicable going on in a scene I did not notice before.
September 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The Les Miserables movie musical makes so many bizarre and strange choices. It's not a good movie, but it's eminently rewatchable because every time I find something inexplicable going on in a scene I did not notice before.
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My face when the crew touches an egg
September 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My face when the crew touches an egg
My current level 100 bard outfit looks like at any moment I'm about to ruin the Ren Faire for fucking everybody
September 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My current level 100 bard outfit looks like at any moment I'm about to ruin the Ren Faire for fucking everybody
Sometimes I just open my retainer's sales records and look at the other player names
September 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sometimes I just open my retainer's sales records and look at the other player names
The tyranny of being forced to have an opinion on em dashes.
September 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The tyranny of being forced to have an opinion on em dashes.
Back when I was at Fusion in 2015, Katie McDonough described La Croix as containing "just a fart of flavor" and that phrase has been burned into my mind ever since.
August 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Back when I was at Fusion in 2015, Katie McDonough described La Croix as containing "just a fart of flavor" and that phrase has been burned into my mind ever since.
If you enjoy the intersection of pop and bluegrass, the new Molly Tuttle album rules mollytuttle.bandcamp.com/album/so-lon...
So Long Little Miss Sunshine, by Molly Tuttle
12 track album
mollytuttle.bandcamp.com
August 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If you enjoy the intersection of pop and bluegrass, the new Molly Tuttle album rules mollytuttle.bandcamp.com/album/so-lon...
I ran a demo of this a few weeks back and it was so much fun. This game is how you bring your tragic gay anime mech dreams to life.
Good morning, y'all!
Dragon Reactor, our mythopoetic mech tragedy TTRPG, is at $4,700 raised of our $7k goal- we're getting so close!
At this stage we need your help to cross the finish line. Tell your friends, be loud in your discords, spread the word so we can bring this dream of ours to life!
Dragon Reactor, our mythopoetic mech tragedy TTRPG, is at $4,700 raised of our $7k goal- we're getting so close!
At this stage we need your help to cross the finish line. Tell your friends, be loud in your discords, spread the word so we can bring this dream of ours to life!
Dragon Reactor: Embers, Ashes, Moments and Stars
A mythopoetic mech TTRPG about war, tragedy, and what you do with the power to change the world.
bytes.rip
August 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I ran a demo of this a few weeks back and it was so much fun. This game is how you bring your tragic gay anime mech dreams to life.