Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
banner
squishylovemuppet.bsky.social
Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
@squishylovemuppet.bsky.social
She/Her | AroDemi | Proud bleeding heart, woke lefty | Long time Animal Rescue ‐ Behavioural Rehab Specialist | Professional crazy person.

Animals are my life.
Science is my religion.

Happy Rainbow Chaos Goblin.
Pinned
I'm uncoordinated. How bad am I?

• I've been told that I 'break physics' when playing pool.
• I have gotten multiple consecutive gutter balls when bowling. With the gutter guards out. More than once.
• I can fall over standing still.

People think it's funny. It is. It so is. But I hurt myself!
The duality of Steph. One wolf wants to buy fremd fancy bar snacks. One wolf wants to buy them the spicy gummy because it thinks the gummy will take longer to eat and the reaction will be funnier.

Glad you liked the bar snacks @devilligan.bsky.social. It just goes downhill now.
January 16, 2026 at 9:33 AM
I'm game.
Let’s do this maybe 🤔
January 15, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Emergency services guy called that 'emergency fatigue.' You hear about it so much, you sort of get numb to it.

But it's real. It's still happening.
I see many important causes in my feed - and I support speaking up.
I just want to remind everyone that Ukraine is still under attack, and people there are surviving winter without light, heat, or safety.
January 14, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
💯
January 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Thin skinned baby.
“I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity,” said TJ Sabula, the UAW worker who heckled President Trump and who Trump flipped off and cursed at. “And today I think I did that.”

Gift link: wapo.st/4sG38CD
Trump makes obscene gesture, mouths expletive at Detroit factory heckler
A cellphone video captured Trump twice mouthing “f--- you” and raising his middle finger toward a line worker shouting at him inside the Ford factory.
wapo.st
January 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
These pictures make me happy. Sure, on an emergency app, orange and yellow aren't good. And these fires are still burning out of control. And thousands of people are displaced, property lost, countless animals dead or dying.

But the danger is much lessened.
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Call it War Crimes. Call it a breach of the Geneva Convention. But I feel, in my soul, that everybody convicted of these crimes against humanity should, on their death*, be cremated and have their ashes dumped in an effluent (farm animal sewage t'ment) pond.

*even if they do time and are released
January 13, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I think the spirit box is racist to Aussies.
Scottish Elevator - Voice Recognition - ELEVEN !
YouTube video by Noel N
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
August 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
January 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I have a new neighbour. NN is out, doggo in inside, barking occasionally. Prob just settling in.

I let Dallas out for a wee. He goes straight to the fence with a big, bellowy bark. I tell him 'No'. Dallas looks at me, like 'are you sure?'. I repeat 'No.' Dallas goes 'oh well' and does dog stuff.
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
SCRODENT!!!

*insert Homer giggle*

@devilligan.bsky.social

photo credit r/justarandomhumanidc
January 12, 2026 at 7:56 AM
NEW AARON SPELP ADVENTURES.

EEEEEEEEEEE
a couple of women are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing an orange coat .
ALT: a couple of women are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing an orange coat .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Imagine a world where everyone whistles when they poop.
January 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Because surround sound will make it better.
January 11, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Turns out my sleep paralysis demon REALLY liked me playing this at 2am. Last night it took the form of a rotting hand reaching from behind me, while laughing in my ear.

0/10. Do not recommend.
Started playing. Went into the first house. Got breathed on. Went 'YO! HO! YO! HO! ... a ghost hunter's life ISN'T for me.' And ran outside.

Perhaps. Just perhaps. 2 am isn't the time to learn this one.
January 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Started playing. Went into the first house. Got breathed on. Went 'YO! HO! YO! HO! ... a ghost hunter's life ISN'T for me.' And ran outside.

Perhaps. Just perhaps. 2 am isn't the time to learn this one.
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Oh yes.
January 10, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Can confirm. 100% accurate.
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Oh DAMN! Look at the gams on that hams!

@devilligan.bsky.social
She’s too taaaaaaaaaall
January 10, 2026 at 8:32 AM
A palate cleanser.
January 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Catastrophic condions over. Went to bed with temps near 40C. Woke up to 20C.

I'm so tired, but feeling much better. Fires still raging, but conditions for spread are lower.

Still staying away from news. The world is a bleak place right now.

Expect regular semi-hinged posts to resume shortly.
❤️
Last update as I head to bed.

Tomorrow is a mild summer day. The fires still rage out of control, but the challenges and risk to crews fighting them are reduced. I am north of the fires, people can't evac towards us.

However there are fires popping up north east of us. Not as bad, but people in
The bushfire has hit the areas impacted by the 09 fires.

This is bad. Real bad.

I am safe. But I am stressed and deeply saddened.
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Last update as I head to bed.

Tomorrow is a mild summer day. The fires still rage out of control, but the challenges and risk to crews fighting them are reduced. I am north of the fires, people can't evac towards us.

However there are fires popping up north east of us. Not as bad, but people in
The bushfire has hit the areas impacted by the 09 fires.

This is bad. Real bad.

I am safe. But I am stressed and deeply saddened.
Just an update on my small corner of the world.

To reiterate - I'm 40km from this. I'm not at risk. But I know people down there. I went to school with kids from those towns.

These guys are not far from where the Black Saturday fires of 09 went through.

Lots of emotions here atm.
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM