Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
banner
squishylovemuppet.bsky.social
Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
@squishylovemuppet.bsky.social
She/Her | AroDemi | Proud bleeding heart, woke lefty | Long time Animal Rescue ‐ Behavioural Rehab Specialist | Professional crazy person.

Animals are my life.
Science is my religion.

Happy Rainbow Chaos Goblin.
Pinned
I'm uncoordinated. How bad am I?

• I've been told that I 'break physics' when playing pool.
• I have gotten multiple consecutive gutter balls when bowling. With the gutter guards out. More than once.
• I can fall over standing still.

People think it's funny. It is. It so is. But I hurt myself!
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
Yep. If you want to see how a democracy can slide into an authoritarian hellscape, SHOWA: A HISTORY OF JAPAN will show you.

The secret is the fascists don't have to take power. They just have to lie enough so the people willingly give it to them.
As you might expect, it is a book that is as antiwar as you can get, but I was absolutely horrified reading it by the parallel I could draw with our current times.

The book not only offer us a history lesson, but a warning: it shows both the playbook of fascism & it’s disastrous consequences.
January 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Also, #catrescue update on Mirch. It's taken 6 months, but we had our first out of crate pats yesterday. And he didn't bloody do it by halves. Leaning in, getting distracted, giving shoulder and ears for pats, and that look even I stopped!

#animalrehab #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #animalrescue
January 2, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Minkie folks. I'm lost in the timevoid of cheese week. When is our ratty overlord streaming next? I'm running out of stuff to watch over morning coffee.
January 2, 2026 at 9:32 AM
What does the new year bring for me?

Mindfulness. Being more mindful of my health.
A new tattoo in Feb.
Going to get hair removal done on my face. I currently look like I've been picking at bugs under my skin. Thankfully (???) it's just on my chin.
January 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
He's got too much time on his hands cuz his schwing schwong is too small to play with.
If you've noticed that your IMDb page has shrunken dramatically, here is the "original voice" purist hall monitor below supposedly responsible for that:
December 31, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I did a double take.

"Oooooh. It's a CANDY Cane!"
December 31, 2025 at 8:59 AM
#catrescue memories. 24 hours in Cecilia's life. She was SO OVER being pregante. She couldn't even reach her first born when it arrived. I had to help!

These kittehs were 13 hours old. Fattest bebbehs ever.

#cats #catsofbluesky #kittens
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Sloppy and delicious.

8 hours on my feet. On just a cup of coffee and a bottle of water. Normally I'd turn ky nose up at a soggy toastie, but I smashed it down so fast.

I'm done for the week. Feet up. Bra off.
December 31, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
I’m glad so many people have found my “capybara method” for how to write alt text and image descriptions helpful! However, I know conflicting access needs exist and not everyone can write their own #AltText, so here’s an ongoing thread of tools that can help. Inclusion in thread ≠ endorsement
November 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
You mean the 🍊💩's DOJ was keeping tabs on people who were trying to expose the files? I gasp as I clutch my chest in utter shock.
December 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
It's been a long day. But I'm home, stretched out on the couch, wearing a 'house bitch' dress.
December 29, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Share a great female villain!

Consider, Cruella was:
~a (time period inappropriate) career women
~fur was time period accepted
~Dalmatians are stunning.
~Disney was a RAGING mysogynist. His first Princess, Snow White, was FOURTEEN.

Cruella was just a career woman who wanted a nice coat.
Share a great female villain!

IMO… The Borg Queen from ‘Star Trek: First Contact’ 🖤
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Find the lie.
December 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I dreamt about a reality dating show. 16 real people; real bodies, diverse demog's; actual, proper, compatible couples.

But it was a double cross. Production were making a reality/slasher show. One of the contestants was a killer.

Horror aficionado @devilligan.bsky.social has this XOver been made?
December 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
December 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
My feels!
But officer, that's my emotional support kobold
@d3podcastshow.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Nothing like the minutes after finishing a good book. Closed, heavy in your hands. Caressing the silky cover. Fingers dancing over the embossing. Digesting the complex swirl of emotions.

I am now different to the person I was when I opened it.
Nothing like getting your hands on a new book. Caressing the silky cover. Fingers dancing over the embossing. Prising it open. Burying your face in the folds. And taking a good, long sniff.

I do love a good hard cover.

If anyone needs me later today... no, no you don't.

#bibliophile #bookgasm
December 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My life's philosophy is 'go to bed, having made the world better tag the one you woke up to.'

Compliment people. Make eye contact when you thank people. Help animals. Smile. Listen. Be present in the moment. It's not that hard.

It doesn't happen every day. I'm human. But I try. Every day.
I am not a holiday person, but you don’t need a commercial holiday to be a decent human being. Do something nice, no matter how small, every day. Even if it’s saying something nice to the cashier, or helping a friend in need. The world needs more small acts of kindness. You don’t need a reason!
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I'm awe struck. Amazing.
Happy holidays everyone! This is a PMV done in collaboration with 11 amazing artists, telling Astarion's story through @neilnewbon.bsky.social and @devilligan.bsky.social 's playthrough.

Please check Youtube video description for full credits!

Thank you everyone, I'm so proud of you!! 💕
The Last March of the Undead - Astarion PMV collab
YouTube video by Mayelia
www.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Reposted by Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
Come, woo me, woo me; for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent.
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
May someone truss you up like Grinch Kong.

If that's your thing.
December 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
And all over money too! How very 2025.
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM