Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
@squishylovemuppet.bsky.social
She/Her | AroDemi | Proud bleeding heart, woke lefty | Long time Animal Rescue ‐ Behavioural Rehab Specialist | Professional crazy person.
Animals are my life.
Science is my religion.
Happy Rainbow Chaos Goblin.
Animals are my life.
Science is my religion.
Happy Rainbow Chaos Goblin.
Pinned
I'm uncoordinated. How bad am I?
• I've been told that I 'break physics' when playing pool.
• I have gotten multiple consecutive gutter balls when bowling. With the gutter guards out. More than once.
• I can fall over standing still.
People think it's funny. It is. It so is. But I hurt myself!
• I've been told that I 'break physics' when playing pool.
• I have gotten multiple consecutive gutter balls when bowling. With the gutter guards out. More than once.
• I can fall over standing still.
People think it's funny. It is. It so is. But I hurt myself!
I've been struggling the last week. Work has been kicking my ass. I've been smashing it, because I get a weekend away with Mum this weekend. But it's like I've hit a wall, emotionally. I'm coming up to the anniv of suddenly losing my flower child (cat), and I think work easing up has given space for
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I've been struggling the last week. Work has been kicking my ass. I've been smashing it, because I get a weekend away with Mum this weekend. But it's like I've hit a wall, emotionally. I'm coming up to the anniv of suddenly losing my flower child (cat), and I think work easing up has given space for
I just want to throw this out there.
No matter how much O inducing seksy time you have (solo or with a friend), your headache WON'T go away if you don't eat something or hydrate.
This is a hypothetical situation. Yep. Hypothetical. Completely made up. 🤫
No matter how much O inducing seksy time you have (solo or with a friend), your headache WON'T go away if you don't eat something or hydrate.
This is a hypothetical situation. Yep. Hypothetical. Completely made up. 🤫
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I just want to throw this out there.
No matter how much O inducing seksy time you have (solo or with a friend), your headache WON'T go away if you don't eat something or hydrate.
This is a hypothetical situation. Yep. Hypothetical. Completely made up. 🤫
No matter how much O inducing seksy time you have (solo or with a friend), your headache WON'T go away if you don't eat something or hydrate.
This is a hypothetical situation. Yep. Hypothetical. Completely made up. 🤫
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Cruella was a victimized career woman who wanted a nice coat.
Consider, for the time period,
• wearing fur was socially acceptable
• being a career woman was not socially acceptable
Plus
•Disney was a raging misogynist (Snow White was FUCKING 14)
•Dalmatians are fucking stunning (I have 2 myself).
Consider, for the time period,
• wearing fur was socially acceptable
• being a career woman was not socially acceptable
Plus
•Disney was a raging misogynist (Snow White was FUCKING 14)
•Dalmatians are fucking stunning (I have 2 myself).
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Cruella was a victimized career woman who wanted a nice coat.
Consider, for the time period,
• wearing fur was socially acceptable
• being a career woman was not socially acceptable
Plus
•Disney was a raging misogynist (Snow White was FUCKING 14)
•Dalmatians are fucking stunning (I have 2 myself).
Consider, for the time period,
• wearing fur was socially acceptable
• being a career woman was not socially acceptable
Plus
•Disney was a raging misogynist (Snow White was FUCKING 14)
•Dalmatians are fucking stunning (I have 2 myself).
Why is a landing strip called a that? An aeroplane landing strip is a clearing in brush, not the other way round. It doesn't make sense to have a landing strip that's bush in the middle of a clearing. So why is a strip of pubic hair that's left while the rest is cleared away called a landing strip?
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Why is a landing strip called a that? An aeroplane landing strip is a clearing in brush, not the other way round. It doesn't make sense to have a landing strip that's bush in the middle of a clearing. So why is a strip of pubic hair that's left while the rest is cleared away called a landing strip?
Heeeeheehee.
I don't miss them though.
I don't miss them though.
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Heeeeheehee.
I don't miss them though.
I don't miss them though.
I see these like beanie babies. I have liked a few, but they're not that special anymore. Market saturation and all. And I don't think they're all that valuable, dollar wise, as a collectible.
But I'm still pissed that my ex friend kept my Castiel that had SIGNIFICANT personal value to me.
But I'm still pissed that my ex friend kept my Castiel that had SIGNIFICANT personal value to me.
An excellent second mention, but also: if the tariffs take out Funko Pop that will at least be one positive benefit for humanity. God, how I hate those banal, witless, overpriced lumps of plastic junk, taking up space on your shelves until inevitably they must take up space in landfill, for eternity
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I see these like beanie babies. I have liked a few, but they're not that special anymore. Market saturation and all. And I don't think they're all that valuable, dollar wise, as a collectible.
But I'm still pissed that my ex friend kept my Castiel that had SIGNIFICANT personal value to me.
But I'm still pissed that my ex friend kept my Castiel that had SIGNIFICANT personal value to me.
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Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM.
DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this.
Stay safe!
DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this.
Stay safe!
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM.
DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this.
Stay safe!
DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this.
Stay safe!
Utter, utter chaos on the Goat Stimuator stream last night. @devilligan.bsky.social and Clymmy have outdone yourselves.
Did we get names for our new capricious caprine overlords? Because I'd like to suggest Yoink and Yeet.
Did we get names for our new capricious caprine overlords? Because I'd like to suggest Yoink and Yeet.
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Utter, utter chaos on the Goat Stimuator stream last night. @devilligan.bsky.social and Clymmy have outdone yourselves.
Did we get names for our new capricious caprine overlords? Because I'd like to suggest Yoink and Yeet.
Did we get names for our new capricious caprine overlords? Because I'd like to suggest Yoink and Yeet.
Accurate
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Accurate
You know, someone, somewhere, has a First Glimpse Godzilla tramp stamp. And someone else, somewhere else, has a First Glimpse Godzilla peeking out of their undies.
And that's bloody awesome.
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social @devilligan.bsky.social
#godzilla #godzilla1954 #kaiju
And that's bloody awesome.
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social @devilligan.bsky.social
#godzilla #godzilla1954 #kaiju
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
You know, someone, somewhere, has a First Glimpse Godzilla tramp stamp. And someone else, somewhere else, has a First Glimpse Godzilla peeking out of their undies.
And that's bloody awesome.
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social @devilligan.bsky.social
#godzilla #godzilla1954 #kaiju
And that's bloody awesome.
@trashpandacoco.bsky.social @devilligan.bsky.social
#godzilla #godzilla1954 #kaiju
I have finished work for the week. I have booze. I have pizza. And now... I have to see what the fuss is about.
Thanks @trashpandacoco.bsky.social and @devilligan.bsky.social for the inspo and the watch lists. Unless I *really* don't like them, I've got 9 to watch.
#Godzilla #kaiju #classicmovies
Thanks @trashpandacoco.bsky.social and @devilligan.bsky.social for the inspo and the watch lists. Unless I *really* don't like them, I've got 9 to watch.
#Godzilla #kaiju #classicmovies
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I have finished work for the week. I have booze. I have pizza. And now... I have to see what the fuss is about.
Thanks @trashpandacoco.bsky.social and @devilligan.bsky.social for the inspo and the watch lists. Unless I *really* don't like them, I've got 9 to watch.
#Godzilla #kaiju #classicmovies
Thanks @trashpandacoco.bsky.social and @devilligan.bsky.social for the inspo and the watch lists. Unless I *really* don't like them, I've got 9 to watch.
#Godzilla #kaiju #classicmovies
Last night, as I turned off my light, I dropped my phone. Right on my own face. Hurt my brow ridge. There's a mark between my eyebrows.
So for the whole day, every time I had to think, I was painfully reminded that I dropped my phone on my own fucking face. And I worked today, so was thinking LOTS.
So for the whole day, every time I had to think, I was painfully reminded that I dropped my phone on my own fucking face. And I worked today, so was thinking LOTS.
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Last night, as I turned off my light, I dropped my phone. Right on my own face. Hurt my brow ridge. There's a mark between my eyebrows.
So for the whole day, every time I had to think, I was painfully reminded that I dropped my phone on my own fucking face. And I worked today, so was thinking LOTS.
So for the whole day, every time I had to think, I was painfully reminded that I dropped my phone on my own fucking face. And I worked today, so was thinking LOTS.
I just remembered that I bought a Tom/Neil Asra/Bow'ee duo signed print. And it made me happy.
🥰
🥰
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I just remembered that I bought a Tom/Neil Asra/Bow'ee duo signed print. And it made me happy.
🥰
🥰
Pennis did ded. He spread his last fluff. No cream for that.
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Pennis did ded. He spread his last fluff. No cream for that.
Big, overwhelming depression just hit. Strange, when so much good has happened in the last 12 hours or so.
It's ok. I'll be ok tomorrow. I'm just going to hunker down for tonight.
In the meantime, here was my couch last night.
It's ok. I'll be ok tomorrow. I'm just going to hunker down for tonight.
In the meantime, here was my couch last night.
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Big, overwhelming depression just hit. Strange, when so much good has happened in the last 12 hours or so.
It's ok. I'll be ok tomorrow. I'm just going to hunker down for tonight.
In the meantime, here was my couch last night.
It's ok. I'll be ok tomorrow. I'm just going to hunker down for tonight.
In the meantime, here was my couch last night.
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My first 2. Boots (black🚫 🧠🚫) and Raia (tabby🧠🧠). Boots was on the windowsill. I was playing with her tail. She would peek through the curtains and growl at Raia. Raia was sitting there all innocent and like 'Me? No.'
After the third time Boots got sick of it and left. She came out from behind the
After the third time Boots got sick of it and left. She came out from behind the
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My first 2. Boots (black🚫 🧠🚫) and Raia (tabby🧠🧠). Boots was on the windowsill. I was playing with her tail. She would peek through the curtains and growl at Raia. Raia was sitting there all innocent and like 'Me? No.'
After the third time Boots got sick of it and left. She came out from behind the
After the third time Boots got sick of it and left. She came out from behind the
DEMOCRACY SAUSAGE SUPERIORITY!
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
DEMOCRACY SAUSAGE SUPERIORITY!
The dogs played with the pennis too hard, and it exploded white everywhere.
Been there boys. Give him a bit and he'll be up for more.
Been there boys. Give him a bit and he'll be up for more.
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The dogs played with the pennis too hard, and it exploded white everywhere.
Been there boys. Give him a bit and he'll be up for more.
Been there boys. Give him a bit and he'll be up for more.
Cor, my #callistemon bottlebrushes exploded. I swear about 3 days before these photos were taken, I had a few strays on one branch.
They're looking resplendent this year.
#gardening #australia #straya
They're looking resplendent this year.
#gardening #australia #straya
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Cor, my #callistemon bottlebrushes exploded. I swear about 3 days before these photos were taken, I had a few strays on one branch.
They're looking resplendent this year.
#gardening #australia #straya
They're looking resplendent this year.
#gardening #australia #straya
Not my hand. Not my photo. But definitely my sentiment.
Be the one the old fucks would burn.
Be the one the old fucks would burn.
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Not my hand. Not my photo. But definitely my sentiment.
Be the one the old fucks would burn.
Be the one the old fucks would burn.
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Little Willy, Aaron Spelp, and The Special
@d3podcastshow.bsky.social
@d3podcastshow.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Little Willy, Aaron Spelp, and The Special
@d3podcastshow.bsky.social
@d3podcastshow.bsky.social