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Steph/Squishy Love Muppet
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She/Her | AroDemi | Proud bleeding heart, woke lefty | Long time Animal Rescue ‐ Behavioural Rehab Specialist | Professional crazy person.

Animals are my life.
Science is my religion.

Happy Rainbow Chaos Goblin.
Pinned
I'm uncoordinated. How bad am I?

• I've been told that I 'break physics' when playing pool.
• I have gotten multiple consecutive gutter balls when bowling. With the gutter guards out. More than once.
• I can fall over standing still.

People think it's funny. It is. It so is. But I hurt myself!
Some art from today
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Weekend away at Ballarat for mums bday. She thought it was just the 2 of us. It's not!

Day 1. Wildlife park.
Koalas
Big shit
Green Tree snake
Regular croc. And a super sized croc.

I also taught Miss 3 (niece) to hand feed emus. She's brave. Emu's are very intimidating.
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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“What did you do?” #NoBigNeil #BG3

Watch until the end for a plot twist 👀
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
God I love a good nap.
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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The Three Stages
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Repost my own post.

Yeah. I did it!
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Loving all of the “What did you do?!” quote requests 😂 #NoBigNeil
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I am so grateful to have found these 2 chaos inducers. Lots of laughs, some tears, occasionally simultaneous.

Not just these 2. The community around them has given me some wonderful e-friends. What a wild ride the last year has been. And healing too.

@neilnewbon.bsky.social @devilligan.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Signing day. Jumped on just in time to see those very tired boys have to turn the brain cogs.

Eeeeeeee!
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Domino LOVES babies. This is an old video, but he's so in his element. By this stage, I'd had these kittens for 3 days.
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Ok. Hear me out. But seriously. Next phasmo map - hunted knock shop. Consider it

•lots of rooms
•open area for girls lounge
•open reception area
•laundry
•rooms have showers (hidey spots)
•tons of mirrors everywhere
•dim lighting is standard
•either multi level or labyrinth

@devilligan.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I will never not laugh at this.

youtu.be/__3DpIJilQI?...
Ozzy Man Reviews: Cricket Nut Shots
YouTube video by Ozzy Man Reviews
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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A woman who feels safe, respected, and valued is at her absolute freakiest.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Kudos to @devilligan.bsky.social for chatting about pies vs cake, best pies, and keeping enough control over chat to keep it from devolving into this.

Sir, I am actually impressed. Your horde are quite feral. In the best way. That's some feat.
a poster for bavarian cream pie day with a monster
ALT: a poster for bavarian cream pie day with a monster
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Spinosaurus Swimming with Fishes ❤️🐟

#berensart2025 #paleoart
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
God scientests can be such unserious dorks.

I love it.
Someone had fun with the acronym
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I've been struggling the last week. Work has been kicking my ass. I've been smashing it, because I get a weekend away with Mum this weekend. But it's like I've hit a wall, emotionally. I'm coming up to the anniv of suddenly losing my flower child (cat), and I think work easing up has given space for
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I just want to throw this out there.

No matter how much O inducing seksy time you have (solo or with a friend), your headache WON'T go away if you don't eat something or hydrate.

This is a hypothetical situation. Yep. Hypothetical. Completely made up. 🤫
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Cruella was a victimized career woman who wanted a nice coat.

Consider, for the time period,
• wearing fur was socially acceptable
• being a career woman was not socially acceptable

Plus
•Disney was a raging misogynist (Snow White was FUCKING 14)
•Dalmatians are fucking stunning (I have 2 myself).
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Why is a landing strip called a that? An aeroplane landing strip is a clearing in brush, not the other way round. It doesn't make sense to have a landing strip that's bush in the middle of a clearing. So why is a strip of pubic hair that's left while the rest is cleared away called a landing strip?
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Heeeeheehee.

I don't miss them though.
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I see these like beanie babies. I have liked a few, but they're not that special anymore. Market saturation and all. And I don't think they're all that valuable, dollar wise, as a collectible.

But I'm still pissed that my ex friend kept my Castiel that had SIGNIFICANT personal value to me.
An excellent second mention, but also: if the tariffs take out Funko Pop that will at least be one positive benefit for humanity. God, how I hate those banal, witless, overpriced lumps of plastic junk, taking up space on your shelves until inevitably they must take up space in landfill, for eternity
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM.

DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this.

Stay safe!
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM