The Angry Analyst
@sqlnutkin.bsky.social
I write SQL all day. All fucking day. Married, middle-aged primary target for thot thirst traps. Politically left, genitally right, not Australian. BNWT. CUA.
Trump commutes Santos?
Of course this government isn't corrupt at all.
Nope.
Of course this government isn't corrupt at all.
Nope.
October 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Trump commutes Santos?
Of course this government isn't corrupt at all.
Nope.
Of course this government isn't corrupt at all.
Nope.
Morning. Time for a Big Dumper. What a night. 🍺
a group of men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing sunglasses and a rainbow shirt .
ALT: a group of men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing sunglasses and a rainbow shirt .
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Morning. Time for a Big Dumper. What a night. 🍺
Who's your favourite Jedi?
Wait, I don't care.
Wait, I don't care.
October 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Who's your favourite Jedi?
Wait, I don't care.
Wait, I don't care.
I hadn't heard of this 'Lip King' bloke before this evening. How does this wanker have any form of 'following'?
Clearly there are a lot of massively pathetic twats out there.
Clearly there are a lot of massively pathetic twats out there.
October 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I hadn't heard of this 'Lip King' bloke before this evening. How does this wanker have any form of 'following'?
Clearly there are a lot of massively pathetic twats out there.
Clearly there are a lot of massively pathetic twats out there.
October 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Why do I annotate my scripts with profanity, knowing full well the salt that will inevitably follow? #sql
Dodgeball Patches GIF
ALT: Dodgeball Patches GIF
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Why do I annotate my scripts with profanity, knowing full well the salt that will inevitably follow? #sql
I make a point of blocking anyone in my Facebook groups who applies an unwarranted laugh emoji to posts they disagree with.
October 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I make a point of blocking anyone in my Facebook groups who applies an unwarranted laugh emoji to posts they disagree with.
The fuck. #gaypiss?
October 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
The fuck. #gaypiss?
Cunts.
Cunts everywhere.
Cunts everywhere.
October 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Cunts.
Cunts everywhere.
Cunts everywhere.
Michelle Mone has entered the chat...
Covid was a wasted opportunity. During lockdown the climate of earth drastically improved, outdated work practices were uprooted & people had time for their own lives. It's a shame none of that continued.
October 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Michelle Mone has entered the chat...
Has Brian Kilmeade been fired yet?
a man is bending over in the sand on a beach
ALT: a man is bending over in the sand on a beach
media.tenor.com
October 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Has Brian Kilmeade been fired yet?
Amon Amarth - We Rule The Waves (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Amon Amarth
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I rarely laugh out loud, but hearing about Ian Watkins being murdered was a trigger.
I apologise to everyone in Costa who I sprayed with cappuccino foam.
I apologise to everyone in Costa who I sprayed with cappuccino foam.
October 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I rarely laugh out loud, but hearing about Ian Watkins being murdered was a trigger.
I apologise to everyone in Costa who I sprayed with cappuccino foam.
I apologise to everyone in Costa who I sprayed with cappuccino foam.
I deserve to have a gargantuan hangover, but I don't.
I'm very confused and waiting for the shits to kick in.
I'm very confused and waiting for the shits to kick in.
October 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I deserve to have a gargantuan hangover, but I don't.
I'm very confused and waiting for the shits to kick in.
I'm very confused and waiting for the shits to kick in.
I know my mind is made up, so put away your makeup...
October 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I know my mind is made up, so put away your makeup...
It's a shame Tron: Ares stars Jared Leto. This now means I can't watch it, mainly because he's creepy as fuck.
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It's a shame Tron: Ares stars Jared Leto. This now means I can't watch it, mainly because he's creepy as fuck.
I don't know what it is about shopping at Dunelm that makes me horny, but it does.
October 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I don't know what it is about shopping at Dunelm that makes me horny, but it does.
There wouldn't be any hurt caused if texts by Paul Ovenden about Diane Abbott hadn't been released. They would have simply been messages hanging around in an old chat.
I wonder who exposed them, and why?
I wonder who exposed them, and why?
September 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
There wouldn't be any hurt caused if texts by Paul Ovenden about Diane Abbott hadn't been released. They would have simply been messages hanging around in an old chat.
I wonder who exposed them, and why?
I wonder who exposed them, and why?
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Some personal news:
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
The Washington Post Fired Me — But My Voice Will Not Be Silenced.
I spoke out against hatred and violence in America — and it cost me my job.
substack.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Some personal news:
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
Fuck Mondays.
Fuck them in every dry, cracked orifice.
Twice.
Fuck them in every dry, cracked orifice.
Twice.
September 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Fuck Mondays.
Fuck them in every dry, cracked orifice.
Twice.
Fuck them in every dry, cracked orifice.
Twice.
Brian Kilmeade offers an apology about his comments regarding the euthanasia of homeless people.
"... many homeless people deserve our empathy and compassion."
Silly Brian. 'Empathy' is a made-up, new-age term. Keep up.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
"... many homeless people deserve our empathy and compassion."
Silly Brian. 'Empathy' is a made-up, new-age term. Keep up.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Brian Kilmeade apologizes for saying mentally ill homeless people should be killed
Co-host of Fox & Friends issued on-air apology for ‘extremely callous’ remark
www.independent.co.uk
September 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Brian Kilmeade offers an apology about his comments regarding the euthanasia of homeless people.
"... many homeless people deserve our empathy and compassion."
Silly Brian. 'Empathy' is a made-up, new-age term. Keep up.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
"... many homeless people deserve our empathy and compassion."
Silly Brian. 'Empathy' is a made-up, new-age term. Keep up.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Has Brian Kilmeade been sacked yet?
If not, why not?
If not, why not?
September 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Has Brian Kilmeade been sacked yet?
If not, why not?
If not, why not?
Reposted by The Angry Analyst
This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem