The Angry Analyst
@sqlnutkin.bsky.social
I write SQL all day. All fucking day. Married, middle-aged primary target for thot thirst traps. Politically left, genitally right, not Australian. BNWT. CUA.
Don't piss off a Cliff. They're people too.
October 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Don't piss off a Cliff. They're people too.
Picked up a bottle of The Wanderer Malbec last night. A little tangier than I expected but a very smooth and pleasurable experience nonetheless. At £10 a bottle it's good value IMHO and the branding is cool, which is always nice. It definitely has some of that rum and cherry tobacco vibe.
September 13, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Picked up a bottle of The Wanderer Malbec last night. A little tangier than I expected but a very smooth and pleasurable experience nonetheless. At £10 a bottle it's good value IMHO and the branding is cool, which is always nice. It definitely has some of that rum and cherry tobacco vibe.
I've been watching a lot of documentaries about serial killers. Many of them endured the same hardships and relationships that I did as a child. I was very angry, but I spent a long time learning to control it.
Amazing I didn't turn into one, really.
Amazing I didn't turn into one, really.
September 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I've been watching a lot of documentaries about serial killers. Many of them endured the same hardships and relationships that I did as a child. I was very angry, but I spent a long time learning to control it.
Amazing I didn't turn into one, really.
Amazing I didn't turn into one, really.
This brings back some memories. If I recall correctly I copied my mate's code card for Jet Set Willy using felt tips 🤣
September 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
This brings back some memories. If I recall correctly I copied my mate's code card for Jet Set Willy using felt tips 🤣
Facebook really is the gift that keeps on giving. Context - a missing woman fails to return home:
September 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Facebook really is the gift that keeps on giving. Context - a missing woman fails to return home:
... and the response wasn't?
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
... and the response wasn't?
Charities, if you're going to sell collectable cards, stop fucking doing this. Elastic is the devil.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Charities, if you're going to sell collectable cards, stop fucking doing this. Elastic is the devil.
Only 5 left in stock? What I want to know is, who's dumb enough to have bought the other Innistrad Remastered boosters from Amazon at £11.89 a throw? 🤣
September 10, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Only 5 left in stock? What I want to know is, who's dumb enough to have bought the other Innistrad Remastered boosters from Amazon at £11.89 a throw? 🤣
Trump smartphone?
That's a contradiction in terms, surely?
That's a contradiction in terms, surely?
September 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Trump smartphone?
That's a contradiction in terms, surely?
That's a contradiction in terms, surely?
Jared Kushner reminds me of the Ice Cream Man from Legion.
September 8, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Jared Kushner reminds me of the Ice Cream Man from Legion.
Looking for more information on the Venezuelan strike. This seems to be in poor taste.
September 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Looking for more information on the Venezuelan strike. This seems to be in poor taste.
Again with the unsolicited, contextless, vapid wank. Blocked.
September 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Again with the unsolicited, contextless, vapid wank. Blocked.
Pretty standard illiterate, gammon wank.
September 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Pretty standard illiterate, gammon wank.
This is the kind of unsolicited shit, minus context, that regularly pops up on my feed. You hope who is reading? Reading what? Blocked.
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is the kind of unsolicited shit, minus context, that regularly pops up on my feed. You hope who is reading? Reading what? Blocked.
If Harry Kim had one line per episode across all seven seasons of Star Trek Voyager, you wouldn't notice any difference.
August 30, 2025 at 7:21 AM
If Harry Kim had one line per episode across all seven seasons of Star Trek Voyager, you wouldn't notice any difference.