The Angry Analyst
@sqlnutkin.bsky.social
I write SQL all day. All fucking day. Married, middle-aged primary target for thot thirst traps. Politically left, genitally right, not Australian. BNWT. CUA.
I'd rather lick a toilet bowl at Keele services during a sanitary technician walk out.
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'd rather lick a toilet bowl at Keele services during a sanitary technician walk out.
What about Ghanaian drivers?
Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds a minute passes?
Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds a minute passes?
October 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
What about Ghanaian drivers?
Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds a minute passes?
Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds a minute passes?
Greggs is the same. I've walked out without being served on multiple occasions.
October 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Greggs is the same. I've walked out without being served on multiple occasions.
Never mind all that. What about the entitled, pouting, oxygen hogging shitlords who have a 'Birthday Week'?
October 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Never mind all that. What about the entitled, pouting, oxygen hogging shitlords who have a 'Birthday Week'?
Mine stresses me out massively, has gargantuan mental health issues and I know I could have an amazingly fulfilling life alone.
But, we're a team and you never leave a man behind. Here 'til I'm in the ground.
But, we're a team and you never leave a man behind. Here 'til I'm in the ground.
October 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Mine stresses me out massively, has gargantuan mental health issues and I know I could have an amazingly fulfilling life alone.
But, we're a team and you never leave a man behind. Here 'til I'm in the ground.
But, we're a team and you never leave a man behind. Here 'til I'm in the ground.
I'm betting your house stinks of cat piss and you regularly write into Points of View.
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'm betting your house stinks of cat piss and you regularly write into Points of View.
What do they have to moan about? The incessant barking? The dog shit? You listening to their conversations and your level of nosiness in general? If you interfere with their bins it's likely that you perform other petty acts. Spin cycles at midnight, perhaps?
October 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What do they have to moan about? The incessant barking? The dog shit? You listening to their conversations and your level of nosiness in general? If you interfere with their bins it's likely that you perform other petty acts. Spin cycles at midnight, perhaps?
I am, I'm also a real human being who doesn't have an issue with a kid being given money for cancer treatment, regardless of its origin.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I am, I'm also a real human being who doesn't have an issue with a kid being given money for cancer treatment, regardless of its origin.
There you go, assuming my level of privilege and assuming that I'm a fan.
Ironic, huh?
Assumptions everywhere.
Ironic, huh?
Assumptions everywhere.
October 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
There you go, assuming my level of privilege and assuming that I'm a fan.
Ironic, huh?
Assumptions everywhere.
Ironic, huh?
Assumptions everywhere.
I want to send you some money because you're the best actor in the world, ever ❤️
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I want to send you some money because you're the best actor in the world, ever ❤️
Talking of pushback, can I just check if we can expect a post about rimming?
October 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Talking of pushback, can I just check if we can expect a post about rimming?
Can I get your autograph please?
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Can I get your autograph please?
Apologies. As soon as I get back from the hospital I'll burn my curtains.
I feel terrible.
I feel terrible.
October 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Apologies. As soon as I get back from the hospital I'll burn my curtains.
I feel terrible.
I feel terrible.
Oh dear, Erinn. Let's turn that frown upside down!
Consider a shower, eating something that you don't have to microwave, opening the curtains and popping outside to take a deep breath of fresh air that isn't full of cat fur.
Consider a shower, eating something that you don't have to microwave, opening the curtains and popping outside to take a deep breath of fresh air that isn't full of cat fur.
October 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Oh dear, Erinn. Let's turn that frown upside down!
Consider a shower, eating something that you don't have to microwave, opening the curtains and popping outside to take a deep breath of fresh air that isn't full of cat fur.
Consider a shower, eating something that you don't have to microwave, opening the curtains and popping outside to take a deep breath of fresh air that isn't full of cat fur.
£80 for a plastic tree? No wonder the staff member in the background is scratching his head. I don't believe it either mate.
October 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
£80 for a plastic tree? No wonder the staff member in the background is scratching his head. I don't believe it either mate.
It fucking well does not.
Have you been into Home Bargains?
Have you been into Home Bargains?
October 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It fucking well does not.
Have you been into Home Bargains?
Have you been into Home Bargains?
Vinegar is the Devil's work, sprayed or not.
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Vinegar is the Devil's work, sprayed or not.
Correct, you can make that case.
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Correct, you can make that case.
Well it hasn't stopped you all summer, Marge. Why should winter be any different?
October 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Well it hasn't stopped you all summer, Marge. Why should winter be any different?
Believe me, they too are smiling at your level of pettiness.
October 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Believe me, they too are smiling at your level of pettiness.