Spynevan
@spynevan.bsky.social
Gamer, lover, nerd, Programmer extraordinaire, I also shitpost sometimes.
I would love to see a goofy batman, in the same vein as Adam West’s Batman, with Nick Cage as Batman.
July 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I would love to see a goofy batman, in the same vein as Adam West’s Batman, with Nick Cage as Batman.
Sometimes you have inside thoughts. Sometimes you have thoughts that are so dumb that they beg to come out and better the world. This is one of those thoughts. @dropouttv.bsky.social should be the new home of Sesame Street for streaming. I feel dropout and street smarts go together.
December 20, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Sometimes you have inside thoughts. Sometimes you have thoughts that are so dumb that they beg to come out and better the world. This is one of those thoughts. @dropouttv.bsky.social should be the new home of Sesame Street for streaming. I feel dropout and street smarts go together.
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Might be a hot take but I don't like handheld gaming.
I'm a big screen, turn the lights out, after my day is completely done kind of guy. When I lock in, I LOCK tf in.
I can't do that on a handheld device. I see the appeal, it just isn't right for me.
I'm a big screen, turn the lights out, after my day is completely done kind of guy. When I lock in, I LOCK tf in.
I can't do that on a handheld device. I see the appeal, it just isn't right for me.
December 19, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Might be a hot take but I don't like handheld gaming.
I'm a big screen, turn the lights out, after my day is completely done kind of guy. When I lock in, I LOCK tf in.
I can't do that on a handheld device. I see the appeal, it just isn't right for me.
I'm a big screen, turn the lights out, after my day is completely done kind of guy. When I lock in, I LOCK tf in.
I can't do that on a handheld device. I see the appeal, it just isn't right for me.
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Not a fan of that trailer. Superman should be angrier and more boring.
December 19, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Not a fan of that trailer. Superman should be angrier and more boring.
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Writer: We need a name for what jazz music is called in Star Wars
George Lucas: Jizz
Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-
Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz
George Lucas: Jizz
Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-
Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz
December 19, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Writer: We need a name for what jazz music is called in Star Wars
George Lucas: Jizz
Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-
Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz
George Lucas: Jizz
Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could-
Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz
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Any movie can be a ‘Christmas’ movie if you watch it instead of having a meaningful conversation with your family over the holidays.
December 19, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Any movie can be a ‘Christmas’ movie if you watch it instead of having a meaningful conversation with your family over the holidays.
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I was vegan quite literally my entire life until last summer when I started eating chicken and fish for health reasons. I had my first drumstick a week ago and now all I can think of is drumsticks and how badly I want to eat 100 of them. It’s 1am and I’m up thinking abt chicken drumsticks
December 18, 2024 at 9:11 AM
I was vegan quite literally my entire life until last summer when I started eating chicken and fish for health reasons. I had my first drumstick a week ago and now all I can think of is drumsticks and how badly I want to eat 100 of them. It’s 1am and I’m up thinking abt chicken drumsticks
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That doesn't leave much time for someone to get me pregnant so I have an excuse to see it
🚨BLUEY MOVIE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! YOU HAVE TWO YEARS TO PREPARE YOUR CHILDREN!🚨
December 17, 2024 at 1:38 PM
That doesn't leave much time for someone to get me pregnant so I have an excuse to see it
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Bad news/good news: the bad news is that the TikTok ban is probably going to happen, and so now I'm scrambling to figure out how to promote and market my book while losing my biggest platform. The good news is that we got a publication date and now we can start planning the tour!
December 15, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Bad news/good news: the bad news is that the TikTok ban is probably going to happen, and so now I'm scrambling to figure out how to promote and market my book while losing my biggest platform. The good news is that we got a publication date and now we can start planning the tour!
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I run a dual pc set up with two pink pc builds. I built them myself and set everything up myself. I’m adding to my setup and just thought of this. I’m proud of me
December 15, 2024 at 7:58 AM
I run a dual pc set up with two pink pc builds. I built them myself and set everything up myself. I’m adding to my setup and just thought of this. I’m proud of me
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Take Me To Your Girlboss
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theonion.com/take-me-to-y...
December 13, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Take Me To Your Girlboss
theonion.com/take-me-to-y...
theonion.com/take-me-to-y...
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On Linux you're an admin
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim
December 14, 2024 at 12:26 AM
On Linux you're an admin
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim
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Ursula K. Le Guin writing "Expand this, describe undertomb more, + labyrinth" to herself in the first draft of The Tombs of Atuan is extremely relatable and really quite magical to see, in a way (I'm in the archive today and it's just as full of wonders as you might think)
December 12, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Ursula K. Le Guin writing "Expand this, describe undertomb more, + labyrinth" to herself in the first draft of The Tombs of Atuan is extremely relatable and really quite magical to see, in a way (I'm in the archive today and it's just as full of wonders as you might think)
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Just booted up Windows for the first time on my laptop (Mint Linux is my main OS). OH. MY. GOD. 40 minutes to go through numerous screens, decline lots of crap, wait for updates to install, reboot five times... and that's with Windows pre-installed. Linux takes about 15 mins, including installation
December 12, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Just booted up Windows for the first time on my laptop (Mint Linux is my main OS). OH. MY. GOD. 40 minutes to go through numerous screens, decline lots of crap, wait for updates to install, reboot five times... and that's with Windows pre-installed. Linux takes about 15 mins, including installation
Just found a thing called advent of code. Currently on day 2. It's a fun time.
December 12, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Just found a thing called advent of code. Currently on day 2. It's a fun time.
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“What do we want?”
“A sequel to Ratatouille!”
“What do we want it to be called?”
“Rata-two-ille!”
“A sequel to Ratatouille!”
“What do we want it to be called?”
“Rata-two-ille!”
December 7, 2024 at 2:27 PM
“What do we want?”
“A sequel to Ratatouille!”
“What do we want it to be called?”
“Rata-two-ille!”
“A sequel to Ratatouille!”
“What do we want it to be called?”
“Rata-two-ille!”
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Me [Getting stabbed]: What the … ?
Knife-Wielding Assailant: Incredible! I could’ve sworn it was cake!
Knife-Wielding Assailant: Incredible! I could’ve sworn it was cake!
December 8, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Me [Getting stabbed]: What the … ?
Knife-Wielding Assailant: Incredible! I could’ve sworn it was cake!
Knife-Wielding Assailant: Incredible! I could’ve sworn it was cake!
It’s great when you gift all your friends Genital Jousting on steam.
A gag well worth a dollar eleven times.
A gag well worth a dollar eleven times.
December 2, 2024 at 2:38 AM
It’s great when you gift all your friends Genital Jousting on steam.
A gag well worth a dollar eleven times.
A gag well worth a dollar eleven times.
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After tumblr died but before it was declared dead*, the site became mostly a Pig Wrestling** platform.
* Tumblr is actually very much alive and quite cool now.
** As in the old adage, Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and the pig likes it.
Anyway, twitter has entered its Pig Wrestling Era.
* Tumblr is actually very much alive and quite cool now.
** As in the old adage, Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and the pig likes it.
Anyway, twitter has entered its Pig Wrestling Era.
December 1, 2024 at 3:03 PM
After tumblr died but before it was declared dead*, the site became mostly a Pig Wrestling** platform.
* Tumblr is actually very much alive and quite cool now.
** As in the old adage, Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and the pig likes it.
Anyway, twitter has entered its Pig Wrestling Era.
* Tumblr is actually very much alive and quite cool now.
** As in the old adage, Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and the pig likes it.
Anyway, twitter has entered its Pig Wrestling Era.
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Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?
You know what peak content is:
An entire TikTok filled with lesbian trains singing pumping iron. I built my FYP brick by brick.
An entire TikTok filled with lesbian trains singing pumping iron. I built my FYP brick by brick.
December 1, 2024 at 3:35 PM
You know what peak content is:
An entire TikTok filled with lesbian trains singing pumping iron. I built my FYP brick by brick.
An entire TikTok filled with lesbian trains singing pumping iron. I built my FYP brick by brick.
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Reduce your steam wishlist with this one weird trick! buy more game
November 29, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Reduce your steam wishlist with this one weird trick! buy more game