Andrew T...mumblemumble...
@spudfish83.bsky.social
Writer, hopefully.
Into photography, gardening, Sci-fi, travel lit, travel etc.
Bad knees, dodgy name, head like an egg. Northern, European. Everton, sometimes Boro.
Same @ everywhere. Not the cage fighter.
Into photography, gardening, Sci-fi, travel lit, travel etc.
Bad knees, dodgy name, head like an egg. Northern, European. Everton, sometimes Boro.
Same @ everywhere. Not the cage fighter.
Free brew, that'll do.
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Free brew, that'll do.
MFers made Santa shave!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
MFers made Santa shave!!!!
I'm 42 years of age. *everyone* looks 18 or 80.
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I'm 42 years of age. *everyone* looks 18 or 80.
π« fair x
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
π« fair x
HANG ON. FUCK THAT. WE'RE NOT DEALING WITH YOU LOT!
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
HANG ON. FUCK THAT. WE'RE NOT DEALING WITH YOU LOT!
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You deserve way more than the shitewich life served you, lovely x
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You deserve way more than the shitewich life served you, lovely x
What..........
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
What..........
Hey, I'll take three points in the most Everton way possible, fuck it.
We're on the way to the Evertoniest of seasons - play shite, win often, with a scratch team of the misfitiest of misfits and finish the season one point above Liverpool.
We're on the way to the Evertoniest of seasons - play shite, win often, with a scratch team of the misfitiest of misfits and finish the season one point above Liverpool.
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hey, I'll take three points in the most Everton way possible, fuck it.
We're on the way to the Evertoniest of seasons - play shite, win often, with a scratch team of the misfitiest of misfits and finish the season one point above Liverpool.
We're on the way to the Evertoniest of seasons - play shite, win often, with a scratch team of the misfitiest of misfits and finish the season one point above Liverpool.
Woolybacksliders?
Wouldnβt be the first time New York fashionistas looked for a gay baa
am I even awake right now?
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Woolybacksliders?
@shinery.bsky.social , my US angel, I don't see your posts enough.
Love you mate, I hope you're thriving more than you were x
Love you mate, I hope you're thriving more than you were x
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
@shinery.bsky.social , my US angel, I don't see your posts enough.
Love you mate, I hope you're thriving more than you were x
Love you mate, I hope you're thriving more than you were x
Anyone played the various 'you run the budget' games?
Quickly become clear that it's economically sensible to *protect the workers and those in need* and *tax the sods who make money off the back of the first lot*.
Quickly become clear that it's economically sensible to *protect the workers and those in need* and *tax the sods who make money off the back of the first lot*.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Anyone played the various 'you run the budget' games?
Quickly become clear that it's economically sensible to *protect the workers and those in need* and *tax the sods who make money off the back of the first lot*.
Quickly become clear that it's economically sensible to *protect the workers and those in need* and *tax the sods who make money off the back of the first lot*.
Thank goodness Mosely was dead.
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Thank goodness Mosely was dead.
"WE FEFEATED REFORM"
My dude, they went from 0% when theY didn't field anyone to like 28%, and you won by 3%.
READ THE FUCKING THREAT. TACK LEFT.
My dude, they went from 0% when theY didn't field anyone to like 28%, and you won by 3%.
READ THE FUCKING THREAT. TACK LEFT.
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"WE FEFEATED REFORM"
My dude, they went from 0% when theY didn't field anyone to like 28%, and you won by 3%.
READ THE FUCKING THREAT. TACK LEFT.
My dude, they went from 0% when theY didn't field anyone to like 28%, and you won by 3%.
READ THE FUCKING THREAT. TACK LEFT.
Misread that as *filth* and nodded sagely.
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Misread that as *filth* and nodded sagely.
Random bloke: Keep an eye on my stuff while I go to the toilet please?
Me: (Thinks) WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? HAVE YOU *MET* ME? I'M SHIT AT THIS. (says) Sure.
Me: (Thinks) WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? HAVE YOU *MET* ME? I'M SHIT AT THIS. (says) Sure.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Random bloke: Keep an eye on my stuff while I go to the toilet please?
Me: (Thinks) WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? HAVE YOU *MET* ME? I'M SHIT AT THIS. (says) Sure.
Me: (Thinks) WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? HAVE YOU *MET* ME? I'M SHIT AT THIS. (says) Sure.
So. Im drunk enough now.
Indiana Jones 5 - The Time Travel Bollix is one of the best films in the series if you ignore PWB.
**BUT**
Give her a spin off 70s movie? I will BUY ALL THE MERCH.
Indiana Jones 5 - The Time Travel Bollix is one of the best films in the series if you ignore PWB.
**BUT**
Give her a spin off 70s movie? I will BUY ALL THE MERCH.
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So. Im drunk enough now.
Indiana Jones 5 - The Time Travel Bollix is one of the best films in the series if you ignore PWB.
**BUT**
Give her a spin off 70s movie? I will BUY ALL THE MERCH.
Indiana Jones 5 - The Time Travel Bollix is one of the best films in the series if you ignore PWB.
**BUT**
Give her a spin off 70s movie? I will BUY ALL THE MERCH.
Why am I always typing Khamric or something?! My brain worketh not. Sorry @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Why am I always typing Khamric or something?! My brain worketh not. Sorry @mysuburbanhell.bsky.social
π€£ can you tell I can rarely remember his @?!
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
π€£ can you tell I can rarely remember his @?!
Just landed the biggest challenge in history from God.
He asked me to appear as three ghosts on Christmas Eve...to Donald Trump.
He asked me to appear as three ghosts on Christmas Eve...to Donald Trump.
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Just landed the biggest challenge in history from God.
He asked me to appear as three ghosts on Christmas Eve...to Donald Trump.
He asked me to appear as three ghosts on Christmas Eve...to Donald Trump.
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I think I know why, but I'll demure.
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I think I know why, but I'll demure.
Thank you! So do i!
It's deeply validating when people want you as a worker or freind, even at your worst or when you can't.
Haven't know this before, to this level anyway!
It's deeply validating when people want you as a worker or freind, even at your worst or when you can't.
Haven't know this before, to this level anyway!
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Thank you! So do i!
It's deeply validating when people want you as a worker or freind, even at your worst or when you can't.
Haven't know this before, to this level anyway!
It's deeply validating when people want you as a worker or freind, even at your worst or when you can't.
Haven't know this before, to this level anyway!