After 26 years, I finally found him.

This emergency test made me nonbinary

With all of us coming here to Bluesky, we are all essentially hitting a big reset button.

Twitter promoted a lot of toxic unhealthy traits in the pursuit for clout thanks to its awful algorithm.

Here, those toxic fucks don't have an algorithm to push their bullshit. This is a huge chance for us.

Green Bean, the secret parkour enthusiast

Drew Carey kicks ass.

people always talk about the "honeymoon phase" ending and tedium taking its place but what they don't tell you is that if you marry the right person even the boring stuff is still fun and sweet

sameee! have talked to friends after years like no time has passed haha. dont be mean to me tho

Found this sun-bleached treasure while I was changing the garbage out by the gas pumps.

breaking: tech billionaire announces plans to start charging a monthly fee for continued access to the torment nexus

saw someone asking how the rock and john cena are allowed to do wrestling stuff during the strike “is WWE not a union gig?” met with a thousand responses along the lines of “calling WWE ‘non-union’ would be like calling the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory ‘not quite up to code’”

whatever ends up happening to bsky I think it's beautiful a platform Jack conceived as a libertarian crypto wonderland was colonized by so many trans folks and leftist shitposters he deleted his account

get owned, nerd lol

The whole free speech argument looks pretty strange when you go on Twitter and there’s five things you’re allowed to talk about with two variations of opinion and then you come on here and everyone is fighting over lasagna and one guy is saying he’d fuck the pringles man and then there’s a scientist

It's so weird that other people think they're the ones who get to say whether you're an artist or not.

When I tell people I'm a carpenter, the only questions I get is if I could go fix their shit.

Found this the other day on the way to get some pet supplies.