Alex Kriege
@spoonlurker.bsky.social
When I found myself in the whirlpool, spinning down the drain, I grabbed a surfboard, and enjoyed the ride. 😶
You were never 100% in the room.
😐
😐
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
You were never 100% in the room.
😐
😐
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my teacup and i have an understanding. it holds the heat, i hold the silence. neither of us mentions the future.
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
my teacup and i have an understanding. it holds the heat, i hold the silence. neither of us mentions the future.
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Happy Sunday to all of you still living on Earth.
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👍
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Happy Sunday to all of you still living on Earth.
👍
👍
Let’s hope our first meeting doesn’t end on a blooper real.
🤔 Or maybe it should?
🤔 Or maybe it should?
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Let’s hope our first meeting doesn’t end on a blooper real.
🤔 Or maybe it should?
🤔 Or maybe it should?
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Gutted by the Dems caving after the blue-wave wins of last week? Sick & tired of us snatching defeat from the jaws of victory? I hear you! Might I suggest you calm yourself, relax, take a deep, cleansing breath... then see if this photo of 2 pandas cuddling is of any help.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Gutted by the Dems caving after the blue-wave wins of last week? Sick & tired of us snatching defeat from the jaws of victory? I hear you! Might I suggest you calm yourself, relax, take a deep, cleansing breath... then see if this photo of 2 pandas cuddling is of any help.
So nice
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
So nice
Lost,
Heart covered in frost.
What is then left,
For the newly bereft.
Heart covered in frost.
What is then left,
For the newly bereft.
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Lost,
Heart covered in frost.
What is then left,
For the newly bereft.
Heart covered in frost.
What is then left,
For the newly bereft.
Is it too late? Or not?
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Is it too late? Or not?
Why does nobody answer my simplest questions? Weirdsville.
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Why does nobody answer my simplest questions? Weirdsville.
These 3 therapists all had a patient claiming to be god. So they put all three of them in a room together.
Afterwards they asked their true identities.
They said, “He’s the father, I’m the son and he’s the holy ghost.”
Afterwards they asked their true identities.
They said, “He’s the father, I’m the son and he’s the holy ghost.”
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
These 3 therapists all had a patient claiming to be god. So they put all three of them in a room together.
Afterwards they asked their true identities.
They said, “He’s the father, I’m the son and he’s the holy ghost.”
Afterwards they asked their true identities.
They said, “He’s the father, I’m the son and he’s the holy ghost.”
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October 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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The squeaker of the house.
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The squeaker of the house.
I woke up in hell, and looked around. It seemed better than this.
I rolled over, smiled, and went back to sleep. 😌
I rolled over, smiled, and went back to sleep. 😌
October 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I woke up in hell, and looked around. It seemed better than this.
I rolled over, smiled, and went back to sleep. 😌
I rolled over, smiled, and went back to sleep. 😌
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You'd have a lot of volunteers, George!
If I were ever elected president, the first thing I’d do is take a sledgehammer to that ballroom.
October 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You'd have a lot of volunteers, George!
Aaah. Reclining time.
Time for wistful thinking, and swimming through life’s regrets.
Begging for air and a whim of hope.
Time for wistful thinking, and swimming through life’s regrets.
Begging for air and a whim of hope.
October 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Aaah. Reclining time.
Time for wistful thinking, and swimming through life’s regrets.
Begging for air and a whim of hope.
Time for wistful thinking, and swimming through life’s regrets.
Begging for air and a whim of hope.
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karma never forgets an address
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
karma never forgets an address