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@theonion.com should reprint Far Side in their print additions.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
@theonion.com should reprint Far Side in their print additions.
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These three made my day😄
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
These three made my day😄
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It's 90 degrees. Ideally it would not be.
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It's 90 degrees. Ideally it would not be.
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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
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Greetings, new Bluesky followers.
Here is what you can expect from me
Here is what you can expect from me
October 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Greetings, new Bluesky followers.
Here is what you can expect from me
Here is what you can expect from me
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A perfect video to post today
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A perfect video to post today
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Look if you didn't want the Akira slide in everything maybe it shouldn't be sick as fuck
November 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Look if you didn't want the Akira slide in everything maybe it shouldn't be sick as fuck
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If your government thinks the Pope “doesn’t know what he’s talking about” when he defends migrants’ dignity, the world should see the warning sign. The US is no longer leading on human rights. It’s suppressing them.
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
If your government thinks the Pope “doesn’t know what he’s talking about” when he defends migrants’ dignity, the world should see the warning sign. The US is no longer leading on human rights. It’s suppressing them.
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
I'm not getting stuck and moving on when it's time... No-rut November.
I’m on a kick where I just bite into all my solid food directly… no-cut November.
I'm on a kick where I stop talking to EJs mom...no slut November
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I'm not getting stuck and moving on when it's time... No-rut November.
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Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
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wrote this 364 days ago
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
wrote this 364 days ago
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“We won because we insisted that politics is no longer something that is done to us. Now it is something we do.”
Every single word of this Mamdani speech is fucking fire.
Every single word of this Mamdani speech is fucking fire.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
“We won because we insisted that politics is no longer something that is done to us. Now it is something we do.”
Every single word of this Mamdani speech is fucking fire.
Every single word of this Mamdani speech is fucking fire.
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ICE Needs To Be Reined In Immediately….
BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot a Chicago woman five times and then fled to Maine in the ICE vehicle now has a WARRANT out for his arrest for the incident. He is facing up to 20 years in prison. 👏 GOOD. But he should get locked away for life.
BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot a Chicago woman five times and then fled to Maine in the ICE vehicle now has a WARRANT out for his arrest for the incident. He is facing up to 20 years in prison. 👏 GOOD. But he should get locked away for life.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
ICE Needs To Be Reined In Immediately….
BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot a Chicago woman five times and then fled to Maine in the ICE vehicle now has a WARRANT out for his arrest for the incident. He is facing up to 20 years in prison. 👏 GOOD. But he should get locked away for life.
BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot a Chicago woman five times and then fled to Maine in the ICE vehicle now has a WARRANT out for his arrest for the incident. He is facing up to 20 years in prison. 👏 GOOD. But he should get locked away for life.
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i'm so sick of this stupid motherfucker. somebody put him in the lake
They’ve all gone mad.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
November 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i'm so sick of this stupid motherfucker. somebody put him in the lake