Pretty & Petty Jawn 😏
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I drink water, read smut, moisturize my skin, and mind my business! I'm Hennesey in a tea cup. Try my body butter and sugar scrubs!
Elite car naps! I miss my grandpop so much 😭
Yall remember when the inside of cars used to look like this
December 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Elite car naps! I miss my grandpop so much 😭
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Protect Marshawn at all costs 🙏🏽😌
December 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Protect Marshawn at all costs 🙏🏽😌
Nope! Everytime I’ve tried, I’ve woken to bare feet 🙃
Do y’all sleep with socks on?
December 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Nope! Everytime I’ve tried, I’ve woken to bare feet 🙃
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We used to be a proper country 😭
Snackwell's Devils Food Cookies (1992-2022): Fudgy chocolate cookies and a layer of marshmallow, covered in chocolate. As was the style in the 90's, they were fat-free and marketed as a healthier dessert, despite their high sugar content.
December 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We used to be a proper country 😭
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big capitalism can’t trick me! i love rest!
I really really really really dislike the new thing of calling staying in bed or being non-productive “rotting”.
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
big capitalism can’t trick me! i love rest!
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…this gotta be good luck cause I have NEVER seen this nigga look 45 before EVER.
A young Morgan Freeman on "The Electric Company," 1971.
December 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
…this gotta be good luck cause I have NEVER seen this nigga look 45 before EVER.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time.
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
I’m telling myself these are disgusting so I can feel better about ignoring their existence 😩
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I’m telling myself these are disgusting so I can feel better about ignoring their existence 😩
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In all fairness, people are taking this photo the wrong way.
Boyz II Men were at Capitol Hill to urge Congress to pass a law making radio stations pay artists for playing their music.
They took photos with a bunch of Congresspeople. Hakeem Jeffries, for example
Boyz II Men were at Capitol Hill to urge Congress to pass a law making radio stations pay artists for playing their music.
They took photos with a bunch of Congresspeople. Hakeem Jeffries, for example
December 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
In all fairness, people are taking this photo the wrong way.
Boyz II Men were at Capitol Hill to urge Congress to pass a law making radio stations pay artists for playing their music.
They took photos with a bunch of Congresspeople. Hakeem Jeffries, for example
Boyz II Men were at Capitol Hill to urge Congress to pass a law making radio stations pay artists for playing their music.
They took photos with a bunch of Congresspeople. Hakeem Jeffries, for example
Push up variations. One hand, fingertips, Tyson, etc. Give a push up some flare and the aviary is open!
December 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Push up variations. One hand, fingertips, Tyson, etc. Give a push up some flare and the aviary is open!
Oh I can’t wait to see how this goes 😂
Imma try Pilates tomorrow morning.
December 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Oh I can’t wait to see how this goes 😂
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Boy that would’ve been a NASTY way to lose
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Boy that would’ve been a NASTY way to lose
Dear Eagles…fuck is yall doin?!! 🤬
December 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Dear Eagles…fuck is yall doin?!! 🤬
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Olympic Level Talent!
10s across the board!
10s across the board!
Simone Biles is a photographer for the NFL at tonight’s game
December 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Olympic Level Talent!
10s across the board!
10s across the board!
I mean, as a city…we enjoy a good tussle 😂
Eagles be ready to rumble and Coop been in Philly too long, he’s WTS 🤣
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I mean, as a city…we enjoy a good tussle 😂
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Money
Beach
Pizza
I’ll take all of the above in abundance! 🥰
Money
Beach
Pizza
I’ll take all of the above in abundance! 🥰
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Wine
Money
Friend
Wine
Money
Friend
December 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Money
Beach
Pizza
I’ll take all of the above in abundance! 🥰
Money
Beach
Pizza
I’ll take all of the above in abundance! 🥰
Getting back to facials, brow maintenance and pedi’s.
Also, looking to expand my fragrance collection 🥰
Also, looking to expand my fragrance collection 🥰
Ok dolls.
What are your beauty maintenance goals for the coming year?
Hair done every 2 wks?
More adventurous nail art?
Weekly face mask?
What tea?
What are your beauty maintenance goals for the coming year?
Hair done every 2 wks?
More adventurous nail art?
Weekly face mask?
What tea?
a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open .
Alt: a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Getting back to facials, brow maintenance and pedi’s.
Also, looking to expand my fragrance collection 🥰
Also, looking to expand my fragrance collection 🥰
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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Anyone who’s actually serious about fitness would find a way to get their workout done no matter what. Barbell benches full? Hit the dumbbells. Your favorite elliptical is taken? Get on the bike or the tread.
You want a gym where that never happens? Join Lifetime or build one in your basement.
You want a gym where that never happens? Join Lifetime or build one in your basement.
December 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Anyone who’s actually serious about fitness would find a way to get their workout done no matter what. Barbell benches full? Hit the dumbbells. Your favorite elliptical is taken? Get on the bike or the tread.
You want a gym where that never happens? Join Lifetime or build one in your basement.
You want a gym where that never happens? Join Lifetime or build one in your basement.
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If you really have a problem w people who join your gym in January, if you’re so serious about fitness that you simply can’t get it done in a crowded weight room for 3-4 weeks to start the year, put your money where your mouth is and join a more expensive gym. Stop gatekeeping the local Crunch ffs
December 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If you really have a problem w people who join your gym in January, if you’re so serious about fitness that you simply can’t get it done in a crowded weight room for 3-4 weeks to start the year, put your money where your mouth is and join a more expensive gym. Stop gatekeeping the local Crunch ffs
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Offset:
DIGGS IS A PROBLEM!!
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Offset:
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Cardio is necessary for a healthy heart. 30 minutes minimum, even if all you do is walk, is a good enough investment. Everything doesn't need to be HIIT or throwing weight around.
Fitness gurus are always knocking cardio. Well, the elliptical is super effectively for weight loss. It’s low impact so you can do it for long time periods, every day. I can burn 800-1000 calories in an hour. I can do it daily. I lost 100 lbs once doing nothing but that damned boring elliptical.
December 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Cardio is necessary for a healthy heart. 30 minutes minimum, even if all you do is walk, is a good enough investment. Everything doesn't need to be HIIT or throwing weight around.