SPITmodel.bsky.social
@spitmodel.bsky.social
He/Him
Video games, comic books, synthwave, anime.
My favorite shows all began in 1989- Simpsons, Seinfeld, Saved by the Bell and Baywatch
Video games, comic books, synthwave, anime.
My favorite shows all began in 1989- Simpsons, Seinfeld, Saved by the Bell and Baywatch
Yeah sex is great but have you ever had a staff call in sick for two weekend shifts on a Friday afternoon and the first two people you text to pick it up immediately respond with [yes]…?
October 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Yeah sex is great but have you ever had a staff call in sick for two weekend shifts on a Friday afternoon and the first two people you text to pick it up immediately respond with [yes]…?
Thank you to Fred, Carrie and #Portlandia for introducing me to #WashedOut, one of my favorite bands of all time 😎
October 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Thank you to Fred, Carrie and #Portlandia for introducing me to #WashedOut, one of my favorite bands of all time 😎
People that say Reese’s like ‘Ree-Cs’: are you just saying it wrong to be an asshole? Just wanton asshole behavior like having the toilet paper face the wall or driving a cyber truck??
October 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
People that say Reese’s like ‘Ree-Cs’: are you just saying it wrong to be an asshole? Just wanton asshole behavior like having the toilet paper face the wall or driving a cyber truck??
Burger King has the worst fries.
September 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Burger King has the worst fries.
One time @edrugs.bsky.social and @carpblood.bsky.social were raving about 2005’s The New World with Colin Ferrel and Christian Bale and when I told them it looks like shit they both called me ignorant
June 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
One time @edrugs.bsky.social and @carpblood.bsky.social were raving about 2005’s The New World with Colin Ferrel and Christian Bale and when I told them it looks like shit they both called me ignorant
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It's so weird when people can't tell they're the villains in the story. People wake up like "doo da doo time to put on my ski mask and cover my badge number like a hero would." "I'm not wrong, it's the crying family I'm tearing apart that is the problem."
June 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It's so weird when people can't tell they're the villains in the story. People wake up like "doo da doo time to put on my ski mask and cover my badge number like a hero would." "I'm not wrong, it's the crying family I'm tearing apart that is the problem."
When people explain dreams they had is like, the dumbest thing humans do
June 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
When people explain dreams they had is like, the dumbest thing humans do
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The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
May 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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The only #MaskedSinger I give a damn about is Cuban Pete.
May 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The only #MaskedSinger I give a damn about is Cuban Pete.
Has anyone invented the word ‘Hornery’ yet, or just me??
May 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Has anyone invented the word ‘Hornery’ yet, or just me??
I think I could still throw a spinning heel kick
May 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I think I could still throw a spinning heel kick
As far as attractive pop stars go, I always preferred Pepa over Salt
April 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
As far as attractive pop stars go, I always preferred Pepa over Salt
April 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I said I wanted a CRT, not CTE!!!
March 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I said I wanted a CRT, not CTE!!!
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Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week in quarterback Aaron Rodgers playing elsewhere, sources confirmed Tuesday. “...
theonion.com
March 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
Goodnight sweet principal 💤
March 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Goodnight sweet principal 💤
I’d like to find a stranger in the Alps
March 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’d like to find a stranger in the Alps
Motherfuck Marky Mark and is prayer app
March 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Motherfuck Marky Mark and is prayer app
I don’t even like the show but I love watching clips of House on YouTube shorts
March 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I don’t even like the show but I love watching clips of House on YouTube shorts
Being an adult is putting your cart away in the nearest cart corral. NOT finding the one across the aisle and trying to fucking fire it over as hard as you fucking can.
March 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Being an adult is putting your cart away in the nearest cart corral. NOT finding the one across the aisle and trying to fucking fire it over as hard as you fucking can.
Anyone wanna go see Helmet at the Varsity a week from Monday?
March 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Anyone wanna go see Helmet at the Varsity a week from Monday?