Falborg 2.0
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They call ME the Big Bopper!
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The only #MaskedSinger I give a damn about is Cuban Pete.
I wanna give a quick shout out to my main man Bernie Lomax. RIP to a legend! 💀
December 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I wanna give a quick shout out to my main man Bernie Lomax. RIP to a legend! 💀
Is this app still chill or nah?
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Is this app still chill or nah?
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Show of hands 4 who’s out there wearin chones 🩲👋🙆🏻♂️🤭
December 17, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Show of hands 4 who’s out there wearin chones 🩲👋🙆🏻♂️🤭
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Here’s a profile pic for ya!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Here’s a profile pic for ya!!
Gun to your head and you must decide:
On Brand with Jimmy Fallon
or
Brand X with Russell Brand
🤔
On Brand with Jimmy Fallon
or
Brand X with Russell Brand
🤔
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Gun to your head and you must decide:
On Brand with Jimmy Fallon
or
Brand X with Russell Brand
🤔
On Brand with Jimmy Fallon
or
Brand X with Russell Brand
🤔
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Everyone’s so miserable and weird being terminally online as if there’s not a perfect solution. The only news you need is at the pump. Unleaded 88 fillin up my civic. The news? 2 for 2 hot dogs. I don’t even wait for the rest of the show. I pay for entertainment #bythegallon my friends. Be well.
September 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Everyone’s so miserable and weird being terminally online as if there’s not a perfect solution. The only news you need is at the pump. Unleaded 88 fillin up my civic. The news? 2 for 2 hot dogs. I don’t even wait for the rest of the show. I pay for entertainment #bythegallon my friends. Be well.
Beyond excited for the announcement of the Doritos x Piss & Shit collab. Can’t wait!!
September 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Beyond excited for the announcement of the Doritos x Piss & Shit collab. Can’t wait!!
Band name: Strip Mall Dentist
September 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Band name: Strip Mall Dentist
Buddy, where I come from, if you spit shit you fight shit. The diaper boy getting caught and compromised to a permanent end is chickens coming home to roost. Rest in piss, idiot.
September 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Buddy, where I come from, if you spit shit you fight shit. The diaper boy getting caught and compromised to a permanent end is chickens coming home to roost. Rest in piss, idiot.
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September 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Keeping my diaper at half mast in honor of fallen baby boy Chaz Kruk. 🫡
September 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Keeping my diaper at half mast in honor of fallen baby boy Chaz Kruk. 🫡
Think you been blessed gentlemen?
September 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Think you been blessed gentlemen?
I leave my cap on when the national anthem is sung, and promptly remove it when I’m making love. Like Wayne Campbell, I am a gentleman. 🫡
July 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I leave my cap on when the national anthem is sung, and promptly remove it when I’m making love. Like Wayne Campbell, I am a gentleman. 🫡
The only time Wayne Campbell takes his hat off is when he’s laying pipe. That’s fucking tight.
July 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The only time Wayne Campbell takes his hat off is when he’s laying pipe. That’s fucking tight.
RIP Oz E! 🫡
“All aboard!!! LOLOLOLOL” -Oz E. Osbourne, 1981
July 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
RIP Oz E! 🫡
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Orel Hershiser should’ve worn #69 on his jersey throughout his career. Missed opportunity!
June 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Orel Hershiser should’ve worn #69 on his jersey throughout his career. Missed opportunity!
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You can take my red dye 40, but if you try and take my Mambo No. 5 I will burn your house to the ground.
June 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You can take my red dye 40, but if you try and take my Mambo No. 5 I will burn your house to the ground.
Just because I ORDERED the catfish doesn’t mean I want to BE catfished!
June 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Just because I ORDERED the catfish doesn’t mean I want to BE catfished!
How we doin out there, folks? Wassup?
June 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
How we doin out there, folks? Wassup?
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