The deals are ‘half off,’ and so are my pants! 😉 #yeahbaby

Count Jackula would have a field day with this.

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All growed up! 💂🏾

I stand for the flag and kneel for my Pac Man machine. 🫡

Grabbing bogo dogs and loading them up with big two, raw dogging them on the checkout counter while I chat about the #bigGame with the cashier. It’s that simple, folks!! 😎

Picture me pulling up to the pump, rollin on dubs, gassing up my whip, big smile on my face as Maria Menounos shows me how to plus up a beverage with cute ice cube shapes; unbothered by the riffraff online because my only connection to the world is GSTV.

Of course, I’m directly referencing it here! The most insane way to say someone was killed and I like to use it as often as possible. 🫡

High and tight, just like pitchers would throw to him at the plate. 🫡

#viralcontent (the mouse, not this post 🤭)

The only journalist I trust in 2025 is Mike Zeroh.