Local Pun-Star
@spideywing.bsky.social
Your source for Chou Fine Wordplay. Probability of information coming from posterior increases to 1 as hours of sleep decrease to 0. [He/Him]
So I don't think I've ever actually mentioned my headcanon for why The Federation in Star Trek doesn't pursue cloaking tech.
I'm just gonna put this out: We never see the Romulan Empire use its fancy plasma torpedoes after The Enterprise Incident, do we?
I'm just gonna put this out: We never see the Romulan Empire use its fancy plasma torpedoes after The Enterprise Incident, do we?
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
So I don't think I've ever actually mentioned my headcanon for why The Federation in Star Trek doesn't pursue cloaking tech.
I'm just gonna put this out: We never see the Romulan Empire use its fancy plasma torpedoes after The Enterprise Incident, do we?
I'm just gonna put this out: We never see the Romulan Empire use its fancy plasma torpedoes after The Enterprise Incident, do we?
So I just found out that, in Chou Eiyuu Sai 2026, BoonViolet got his own Champion Jacket?
I did not know peak could GET more peak, but here we are.
I did not know peak could GET more peak, but here we are.
February 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
So I just found out that, in Chou Eiyuu Sai 2026, BoonViolet got his own Champion Jacket?
I did not know peak could GET more peak, but here we are.
I did not know peak could GET more peak, but here we are.
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"Most-engaged" is a funny way to put it, because the "engagement" that put Power Rangers at #4 is very likely most people saying some variation on "wow, I wish Hasbro hadn't bought Power Rangers if they were going to treat it like this."
Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks posted this image on LinkedIn today. Interesting to see Transformers as Hasbro's most engaged brand.
(Weird to see Power Rangers at #4 and G.I. Joe not in the top 10.)
(Weird to see Power Rangers at #4 and G.I. Joe not in the top 10.)
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 PM
"Most-engaged" is a funny way to put it, because the "engagement" that put Power Rangers at #4 is very likely most people saying some variation on "wow, I wish Hasbro hadn't bought Power Rangers if they were going to treat it like this."
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Man, it'd be rough if everyone called 1 (800) 255-5516 and said super politely that they won't be buying Hasbro products until they pull out of this deal.
(Seriously, the company that owns TRANSFORMERS is doing this shit)
(Seriously, the company that owns TRANSFORMERS is doing this shit)
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Man, it'd be rough if everyone called 1 (800) 255-5516 and said super politely that they won't be buying Hasbro products until they pull out of this deal.
(Seriously, the company that owns TRANSFORMERS is doing this shit)
(Seriously, the company that owns TRANSFORMERS is doing this shit)
Age verification? I used to have to bring change with me to school to use the pay phone if I needed to call home.
Messages on the home phone answering machine were recorded on cassette tape.
age verification? I used to plug the family computer into my dad's fax machine to get on AOL.
February 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Age verification? I used to have to bring change with me to school to use the pay phone if I needed to call home.
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he’s just a lil guy
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
he’s just a lil guy
Man, it'd be rough if everyone called 1 (800) 255-5516 and said super politely that they won't be buying Hasbro products until they pull out of this deal.
(Seriously, the company that owns TRANSFORMERS is doing this shit)
(Seriously, the company that owns TRANSFORMERS is doing this shit)
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Man, it'd be rough if everyone called 1 (800) 255-5516 and said super politely that they won't be buying Hasbro products until they pull out of this deal.
(Seriously, the company that owns TRANSFORMERS is doing this shit)
(Seriously, the company that owns TRANSFORMERS is doing this shit)
Oh dear Valar in Valinor, that register's nearly the same model I used when I worked retail almost 20 years ago.
February 10, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Oh dear Valar in Valinor, that register's nearly the same model I used when I worked retail almost 20 years ago.
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installing dos on my cash register
February 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
installing dos on my cash register
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"new free time"
I have friends here that have multiple disabilities and SSI isn't liveable; who lost work and are desperately looking in a brutal market; who work 3 jobs, and housing costs are widely understood as unhinged
you are a goblin and *you* should be chased off the internet.
I have friends here that have multiple disabilities and SSI isn't liveable; who lost work and are desperately looking in a brutal market; who work 3 jobs, and housing costs are widely understood as unhinged
you are a goblin and *you* should be chased off the internet.
another one of my more reactionary opinions is people posting monthly rent go fund mes like clockwork should be bullied off the internet and told to spend all that new free time to get a real job
February 9, 2026 at 10:08 PM
"new free time"
I have friends here that have multiple disabilities and SSI isn't liveable; who lost work and are desperately looking in a brutal market; who work 3 jobs, and housing costs are widely understood as unhinged
you are a goblin and *you* should be chased off the internet.
I have friends here that have multiple disabilities and SSI isn't liveable; who lost work and are desperately looking in a brutal market; who work 3 jobs, and housing costs are widely understood as unhinged
you are a goblin and *you* should be chased off the internet.
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Limnologist: "I'm sorry, sir, this creek bed has dried up and now is no longer usable."
Ryubee Sonozaki: "So this is an..."
Ryubee Sonozaki: "So this is an..."
a dark room with xtreme written on the bottom right
Alt: a dark room with xtreme written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Limnologist: "I'm sorry, sir, this creek bed has dried up and now is no longer usable."
Ryubee Sonozaki: "So this is an..."
Ryubee Sonozaki: "So this is an..."
Limnologist: "I'm sorry, sir, this creek bed has dried up and now is no longer usable."
Ryubee Sonozaki: "So this is an..."
Ryubee Sonozaki: "So this is an..."
a dark room with xtreme written on the bottom right
Alt: a dark room with xtreme written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Limnologist: "I'm sorry, sir, this creek bed has dried up and now is no longer usable."
Ryubee Sonozaki: "So this is an..."
Ryubee Sonozaki: "So this is an..."
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February 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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Day 105 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot
(This one goes out to @joannamasters.bsky.social! Thanks for the idea!)
#StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #TheMuppets
(This one goes out to @joannamasters.bsky.social! Thanks for the idea!)
#StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #TheMuppets
February 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Day 105 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot
(This one goes out to @joannamasters.bsky.social! Thanks for the idea!)
#StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #TheMuppets
(This one goes out to @joannamasters.bsky.social! Thanks for the idea!)
#StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #TheMuppets
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Segata Sanshiro!
February 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Segata Sanshiro!
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
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Whole lot of you following Neil Gaiman, and I assume it's because you forgot you did so and he stopped posting when it was revealed he is a rapist.
Since he's trying to make a return, do yourself a favour and check if you're following @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and if so unfollow and block.
Since he's trying to make a return, do yourself a favour and check if you're following @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and if so unfollow and block.
February 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Whole lot of you following Neil Gaiman, and I assume it's because you forgot you did so and he stopped posting when it was revealed he is a rapist.
Since he's trying to make a return, do yourself a favour and check if you're following @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and if so unfollow and block.
Since he's trying to make a return, do yourself a favour and check if you're following @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com and if so unfollow and block.
Now I just need to get a HGAW X Divider before this comes out.
February 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Now I just need to get a HGAW X Divider before this comes out.
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I just did a quick check; do I really have ten Optimus Prime figures?
February 1, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I just did a quick check; do I really have ten Optimus Prime figures?
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Absolutely disgusting to bring on this right-wing ghoul, @thedailyshow.com.
Whitney Cummings made her 'Daily Show' debut Wednesday night—not as a guest, but as the show’s newest contributor.
Whitney Cummings Is The Daily Show’s Newest Contributor
Whitney Cummings made her 'Daily Show' debut Wednesday night—not as a guest, but as the show’s newest contributor.
dlvr.it
January 29, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Absolutely disgusting to bring on this right-wing ghoul, @thedailyshow.com.
Just putting it out there, but would anyone following me have a spare Delphoxite they're not using in #LegendsZA? I missed out on the initial chance to get one.
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Just putting it out there, but would anyone following me have a spare Delphoxite they're not using in #LegendsZA? I missed out on the initial chance to get one.