Speedlines
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Stuff liker. Things hater. Depthless with nuance.
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I abominate all honorable respectable toils, trials, and tribulations of every kind whatsoever. It is quite as much as I can do
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I abominate all honorable respectable toils, trials, and tribulations of every kind whatsoever. It is quite as much as I can do
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New games weren't scarce in the 90s, but you could've easily played most of the hits. Now there's so many masterpieces that everyone has their personal endless backlog of amazing content.
AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.
AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
New games weren't scarce in the 90s, but you could've easily played most of the hits. Now there's so many masterpieces that everyone has their personal endless backlog of amazing content.
AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.
AI slop shouldn't be able to thrive in a market bursting with so many human-made, genuine banger pieces of art.
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Okay, so like, as someone who has played Capcom's Dungeons and Dragons beat em ups, Dragon's Crown, Fight n Rage, Double Dragon Gaiden, and Streets of Rage 4 including the Mr. X DLC, Absolum isn't as groundbreaking and revolutionary as many people talked it up to be, but it's every bit as stellar.
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Okay, so like, as someone who has played Capcom's Dungeons and Dragons beat em ups, Dragon's Crown, Fight n Rage, Double Dragon Gaiden, and Streets of Rage 4 including the Mr. X DLC, Absolum isn't as groundbreaking and revolutionary as many people talked it up to be, but it's every bit as stellar.
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Sting announces BAROQUE-YA for Switch
Sting has announced BAROQUE-YA, a collection of four BARAOQUE games for Switch. It will launch on December 18 in Japan.
Sting has announced BAROQUE-YA, a collection of four BARAOQUE games for Switch. It will launch on December 18 in Japan.
Sting announces BAROQUE-YA for Switch
Sting has announced BAROQUE-YA, a collection of four BARAOQUE games for Switch. It will launch on December 18 in Japan.
www.gematsu.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sting announces BAROQUE-YA for Switch
Sting has announced BAROQUE-YA, a collection of four BARAOQUE games for Switch. It will launch on December 18 in Japan.
Sting has announced BAROQUE-YA, a collection of four BARAOQUE games for Switch. It will launch on December 18 in Japan.
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Castle of Shikigami 3 coming to Switch in late April 2026 in Japan
Cosmo Machia will release Alfa System-developed shoot 'em up Castle of Shikigami 3 for Switch in late April 2026 in Japan, the company announced.
Cosmo Machia will release Alfa System-developed shoot 'em up Castle of Shikigami 3 for Switch in late April 2026 in Japan, the company announced.
Castle of Shikigami 3 coming to Switch in late April 2026 in Japan
Cosmo Machia will release Alfa System-developed shoot 'em up Castle of Shikigami 3 for Switch in late April 2026 in Japan, the company announced.
www.gematsu.com
September 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Castle of Shikigami 3 coming to Switch in late April 2026 in Japan
Cosmo Machia will release Alfa System-developed shoot 'em up Castle of Shikigami 3 for Switch in late April 2026 in Japan, the company announced.
Cosmo Machia will release Alfa System-developed shoot 'em up Castle of Shikigami 3 for Switch in late April 2026 in Japan, the company announced.
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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2021)
September 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2021)
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Memories: the opening of "Aoi Honoo" (Blue Blazes) live-action series (2014), featuring numerous sakuga references.
August 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Memories: the opening of "Aoi Honoo" (Blue Blazes) live-action series (2014), featuring numerous sakuga references.
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A gorgeous promo for the Super Famicom 1993 release of R-Type III: The Third Lightning.
I love the mix of black lines and filled sections and the pale, almost eldritch teal. Goes so well with intricate ship artwork.
I love the mix of black lines and filled sections and the pale, almost eldritch teal. Goes so well with intricate ship artwork.
August 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
A gorgeous promo for the Super Famicom 1993 release of R-Type III: The Third Lightning.
I love the mix of black lines and filled sections and the pale, almost eldritch teal. Goes so well with intricate ship artwork.
I love the mix of black lines and filled sections and the pale, almost eldritch teal. Goes so well with intricate ship artwork.
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Racing Lagoon now has a full set of Retro Achievements, courtesy of DoctorV. There's never been a better time to experience the wildest game Squaresoft has ever produced.
August 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Racing Lagoon now has a full set of Retro Achievements, courtesy of DoctorV. There's never been a better time to experience the wildest game Squaresoft has ever produced.
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I'm not putting this one in the Isekai thread cause 1. I'm not caught up and 2. Cause it's operating at a way higher level than basically any of those.
Albus Changes The World
This is great. Speedruns a reincar/timeloop story in like 3 chapters and then starts the actual character focused story
Albus Changes The World
This is great. Speedruns a reincar/timeloop story in like 3 chapters and then starts the actual character focused story
August 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I'm not putting this one in the Isekai thread cause 1. I'm not caught up and 2. Cause it's operating at a way higher level than basically any of those.
Albus Changes The World
This is great. Speedruns a reincar/timeloop story in like 3 chapters and then starts the actual character focused story
Albus Changes The World
This is great. Speedruns a reincar/timeloop story in like 3 chapters and then starts the actual character focused story
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Hey, Tokusatsu freaks! Are these your guys?
July 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hey, Tokusatsu freaks! Are these your guys?
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Going to become the Chillin' By the Fire guy just to be irritating.
July 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Going to become the Chillin' By the Fire guy just to be irritating.
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People have been desperately sharing private information because they feel they need to air their marginalized traits as credentials in order to have social permission to do normal things like yearn and be annoyed and have opinions about television. That whole paradigm has to end.
it will be difficult but we're going to need a fairly radical shift in online norms over the coming years as censorship and puritan crackdowns continue to worsen. absolutely no more listing your age, mental illnesses and all your kinks on your profile. the era of shutting da fuck up is here
July 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
People have been desperately sharing private information because they feel they need to air their marginalized traits as credentials in order to have social permission to do normal things like yearn and be annoyed and have opinions about television. That whole paradigm has to end.
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Call call call. Visa is literally begging us to stop calling and send emails. Calls cost them way more money and they can't use key words to filter them out
Welcome to the weekend! You made it sailor. Which censorious payment processor would you like to call first? Thanks to my moot @dieselbrain.bsky.social for the Stripe number, can confirm it works
stop-paypros.neocities.org
stop-paypros.neocities.org
July 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Call call call. Visa is literally begging us to stop calling and send emails. Calls cost them way more money and they can't use key words to filter them out
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I kinda like how that "Aiba sweating" thumbnail came out, so here's a larger size of it.
July 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I kinda like how that "Aiba sweating" thumbnail came out, so here's a larger size of it.
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everytime I look at a webtoon I weep for the lost art of paneling
July 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
everytime I look at a webtoon I weep for the lost art of paneling
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Overwrought & unhelpful shitlib nonsense. You could run AC all thru your house for decades & the climate impact would be a fraction of any number of irresponsible corporate uses of energy that this article for some reason doesn't want to talk about
How do I feel about air conditioning? I’m very hot – but it’s destroying the planet | Emma Beddington
How do I feel about air conditioning? I’m very hot – but it’s destroying the planet | Emma Beddington
Yes, temperatures are rising. But more and more AC means more and more CO2 – and then more and more global heating. Let’s have some long-term thinking instead, writes Guardian columnist Emma Beddington
www.theguardian.com
July 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Overwrought & unhelpful shitlib nonsense. You could run AC all thru your house for decades & the climate impact would be a fraction of any number of irresponsible corporate uses of energy that this article for some reason doesn't want to talk about
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The Faye Wong cover of Dreams by The Cranberries (as heard in Chungking Express) blasting from the radio is the cherry on top of this video. youtu.be/vUz9xCTOPRw?...
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July 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The Faye Wong cover of Dreams by The Cranberries (as heard in Chungking Express) blasting from the radio is the cherry on top of this video. youtu.be/vUz9xCTOPRw?...
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jesus christ man
July 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
jesus christ man
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Vaka Game Magazine released the indie roguelite Drapline on PC via Steam Early Access. This game has you raise a dragon girl who can grow by eating literally everything:
https://www.rpgsite.net/news/17836-indie-roguelite-character-raising-game-drapline-launches-on-pc-via-steam-early-access
https://www.rpgsite.net/news/17836-indie-roguelite-character-raising-game-drapline-launches-on-pc-via-steam-early-access
June 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Vaka Game Magazine released the indie roguelite Drapline on PC via Steam Early Access. This game has you raise a dragon girl who can grow by eating literally everything:
https://www.rpgsite.net/news/17836-indie-roguelite-character-raising-game-drapline-launches-on-pc-via-steam-early-access
https://www.rpgsite.net/news/17836-indie-roguelite-character-raising-game-drapline-launches-on-pc-via-steam-early-access
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Bitches will be like "we made a dating sim" and then have the same level of character interaction as game of the year 2019 visual novel masterpiece 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim (currently on sale for US PSN today for $15 www.playstation.com/en-us/games/...) and the worst writing you've ever seen.
June 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bitches will be like "we made a dating sim" and then have the same level of character interaction as game of the year 2019 visual novel masterpiece 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim (currently on sale for US PSN today for $15 www.playstation.com/en-us/games/...) and the worst writing you've ever seen.