Mortimer Goth
sparkydc.bsky.social
Mortimer Goth
@sparkydc.bsky.social
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LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.

abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
Pentagon Unveils New GenAI Platform, It Immediately Starts Flagging Pete Hegseth's War Crimes - Above the Law
The Defense Department's new ChatJAG turned out to be better than the human chain of command.
abovethelaw.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The White House is promising to announce a new healthcare plan "very soon." We've heard that one before...
December 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Cereal is like ALWAYS on sale at CVS
I'm starting to wonder if it's all a scam. Like the actual sale price is $4, but they say "$4, discounted from $9" to make it look more like a bargain
December 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I feel like QR Codes should have some kind of hyperlink functionality so that when you see one on your phone, you can go to the site relatively quickly and easily.

Pipe up if I'm wrong and this already exists haha
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Every time I think about this site, this pops into my head
youtu.be/JsN1VxGVrmM
Henny Penny by Golden Girls
YouTube video by urregoluis
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December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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The first paragraph of Judge Breyer‘s opinion granting an injunction in the California National Guard case is a banger.
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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@joshtpm.bsky.social argues that you can have democratic self-government (and the possibility of Democrats ever actually being in power), or you can have this Supreme Court. But not both.
talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/democ...
Democratic Voters and the Corrupt Republican SCOTUS Six
I’ve noted many times the central role of Supreme Court reform to...
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ok, so, I mean I appreciate super prompt sharing of my personal health information with me after a doctor's visit.

But getting an email with test results that say "IDK could be cancer, can't tell right now" with absolutely no accompanying note from the doctor explaining next steps isn't great
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Waiting for the Tr*mp admin to pull federal funds from this school for allowing such anti-Semitic shit on its campus abovethelaw.com/2025/12/whit...
Just kidding, I can't hold my breath that long
White Supremacist Law Student Reinstated To University of Florida - Above the Law
Saw it coming.
abovethelaw.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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“Opinion commentator”. He admitted his entire career was based on telling a steady stream of lies, then got mocked for it all day. This is his response. ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Very frequent exchange for me:

Me: Okay I just have a stupid question
Them: No such thing as a stupid question!
Me: Oh, trust me, I have very very stupid questions. I am a very very stupid person.
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This presumes that Tr*mp has a heart
This story sums up Trump: No need for evidence. No need for laws or treaties. No need for discussions. If Trump decides (based upon whatever random information or maybe just heartburn) that someone is in the wrong, he believes he has the right to kill them.

The US is now a rogue nation.
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Current US Policy:

If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
GOP: Stop any brown-skinned person from running for office, all they want to do is impose Sharia Law!

Also GOP:
NEW — RFK Jr.’s HHS sent out a survey asking employees to report instances of anti-Christian bias during the Biden administration, and the Dept. of Labor announced its inaugural prayer service. These are just the latest instances of Trump’s extreme Christian creep within the federal government.
RFK Jr. is very worried about anti-Christian bias at HHS...under Biden
Employees received a survey Monday asking them to rat on each other.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Email from work (re training programs about cybersecurity issues:

Subj: Please begin your optional training
Body: You have not started some of your Security Awareness Training courses. You must complete the following courses by [date].

Me: We need to talk about the meaning of the word "optional"
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Astonishing to stop and realize that, at any given moment, bands of masked men armed to the teeth are storming churches and daycares, terrorizing entire communities—and that most of the country's political establishment barely blinks.
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It's so f-ing disconcerting that I find myself rooting for James Comey -- the mfer who may have upended the entire freaking election by making public statements about Hilary Clinton RIGHT BEFORE the election
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I feel like "release the Epstein files" is "release your damn tax returns" 2.0, as in, it's probably never going to happen and eventually we'll all collectively lose interest while weathering the next scandal
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Honestly I kinda wonder at the fortuity of whoever recorded this that they decided to focus on him from the very beginning of the video, making him the star all the way through

Also I wonder what happened next, since Kid who Stole the Glasses is clearly still taunting him at the end
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Trump’s “message”: I am a king and I douse you all in shit.

I say go ahead and amplify it.
October 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Seen in Scott Circle
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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ICE's military raids and masked kidnappings are resonating deeply/negatively in the cultural spaces we keep hearing Dems need to reach: Manosphere, Joe Rogan, country music, disengaged voters. That's rare and it gives Dems a big opening to engage.

Thoughts on this:

newrepublic.com/article/2018...
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
FB showed me a memory from three years ago and it's an IG post with a TYPO in it and I'm mortified for my past self
October 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Every time one of those "how smart are you" game shows uses the word "logically" in the question, the answer is anything but actually logical and is usually pretty stupid
September 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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One thing about the case before SCOTUS on whether Trump had authority to impose tariffs is that if they rule he did not, billions in refunds must be issued by the US govt to companies who paid them, who will likely pocket that cash even if they passed the tariffs on to customers.
September 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM