Dan Regan
@soundofwaffles.bsky.social
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Dan Regan
@soundofwaffles.bsky.social
· Sep 18
Tonight, I am feeling the weight of the world that my girls are going to have to grow up in.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Science journalists seriously need to retire the word "baffled."
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Science journalists seriously need to retire the word "baffled."
Tattoo concept:
Brad Pitt, distressed.
WHATS IN THE BOX?
Miss Rachael, smiling, holding a cardboard package.
SAY "OPEN!"
Brad Pitt, distressed.
WHATS IN THE BOX?
Miss Rachael, smiling, holding a cardboard package.
SAY "OPEN!"
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Tattoo concept:
Brad Pitt, distressed.
WHATS IN THE BOX?
Miss Rachael, smiling, holding a cardboard package.
SAY "OPEN!"
Brad Pitt, distressed.
WHATS IN THE BOX?
Miss Rachael, smiling, holding a cardboard package.
SAY "OPEN!"
In fairness, magnets are weird as hell.
here's today's post: "‘nobody knows what magnets are,’ claims Preznit Fuckwit" — get ready for a shit-tsunami of stupid.
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‘nobody knows what magnets are,’ claims Preznit Fuckwit
get ready for a shit-tsunami of stupid
bit.ly
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In fairness, magnets are weird as hell.
Unless there's some backroom deal happening to immediately release the Epstein files and invoke the 25th amendment upon reopening the government, this is an embarrassing own-goal by the Democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Unless there's some backroom deal happening to immediately release the Epstein files and invoke the 25th amendment upon reopening the government, this is an embarrassing own-goal by the Democrats.
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Democrats seem to think the pivoting to the center makes them most electable but all it does it piss *everyone* off.
Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Democrats seem to think the pivoting to the center makes them most electable but all it does it piss *everyone* off.
Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
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It’d be nice if I could just parent my own child and not my mom on top of it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’d be nice if I could just parent my own child and not my mom on top of it.
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I’ve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’ve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.
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"The Trump administration is asking a federal appeals court to pause a judge’s order that requires the government to fully cover food stamp benefits for tens of millions of Americans in November."
Read that back.
The cruelty of this regime is on full display.
Read that back.
The cruelty of this regime is on full display.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"The Trump administration is asking a federal appeals court to pause a judge’s order that requires the government to fully cover food stamp benefits for tens of millions of Americans in November."
Read that back.
The cruelty of this regime is on full display.
Read that back.
The cruelty of this regime is on full display.
PSA:
Buy a couple doses of narcan and keep them in your glove box. They're cheap, over the counter, and could save somebody's life from an OD.
Best of all, they're incredibly safe. There's no danger if administered to someone who isn't ODing!
Buy a couple doses of narcan and keep them in your glove box. They're cheap, over the counter, and could save somebody's life from an OD.
Best of all, they're incredibly safe. There's no danger if administered to someone who isn't ODing!
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
PSA:
Buy a couple doses of narcan and keep them in your glove box. They're cheap, over the counter, and could save somebody's life from an OD.
Best of all, they're incredibly safe. There's no danger if administered to someone who isn't ODing!
Buy a couple doses of narcan and keep them in your glove box. They're cheap, over the counter, and could save somebody's life from an OD.
Best of all, they're incredibly safe. There's no danger if administered to someone who isn't ODing!
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It felt good to wake up in America today.
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It felt good to wake up in America today.
Oh thats good, so its never going to happen. Phew!
Rep. Brian Mast says Trump is developing "concepts of operations" for Venezuela
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Oh thats good, so its never going to happen. Phew!
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Man @gavinnewsom’s team doesn’t mess around
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Man @gavinnewsom’s team doesn’t mess around
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
NA Guinness is truly excellent
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
NA Guinness is truly excellent
Evil always loses in the long run.
One analyst suggested stocks may be suffering from “rally exhaustion.”
Palantir Plummets 8% Despite Beating Earnings Expectations—As Markets Stumble
One analyst suggested stocks may be suffering from “rally exhaustion.”
www.forbes.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Evil always loses in the long run.
Had some younger (not so shaggy) shaggy parasols for breakfast this morning. Still good, but not nearly as good as the mature, open ones.
November 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Had some younger (not so shaggy) shaggy parasols for breakfast this morning. Still good, but not nearly as good as the mature, open ones.
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FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
FBI: "We didn't zip tie children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
REPORTER: "Here's a photo of a zip tied 14 year old."
FBI" "OK, we didn't zip tie YOUNG children."
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📌 🔥 Rep Stansbury told Canks
"We are not here to play" 🔥🐥
"We are not here to play" 🔥🐥
October 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
📌 🔥 Rep Stansbury told Canks
"We are not here to play" 🔥🐥
"We are not here to play" 🔥🐥
First session with @camithunderink.bsky.social was a huge success!
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
First session with @camithunderink.bsky.social was a huge success!
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Yup, it’s happening! I think definitely shaggy mane!
October 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Yup, it’s happening! I think definitely shaggy mane!