Sydney Says
@sohwriting.bsky.social
Current novel in progress: This is a cozy fantasy and will stay a cozy fantasy as long as we ignore that writhing pit of repressed emotions. Also, elves.
⭐️Do me the dignity of assuming I think everyone deserves basic human rights⭐️
⭐️Do me the dignity of assuming I think everyone deserves basic human rights⭐️
Pinned
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YouTube has been recommending me ten-minute-long videos of middle-aged men rolling increasingly absurd cigars lately. I just saw a thumbnail depicting what appeared to be a cigar approximately fourteen inches in length. I feel like if you're smoking a fourteen-inch cigar the subtext has become text.
February 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
YouTube has been recommending me ten-minute-long videos of middle-aged men rolling increasingly absurd cigars lately. I just saw a thumbnail depicting what appeared to be a cigar approximately fourteen inches in length. I feel like if you're smoking a fourteen-inch cigar the subtext has become text.
Face reveal!!! Wrong answers only.
This is the photo I show to new stylists when I'm getting a haircut
This is the photo I show to new stylists when I'm getting a haircut
January 25, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Face reveal!!! Wrong answers only.
This is the photo I show to new stylists when I'm getting a haircut
This is the photo I show to new stylists when I'm getting a haircut
Drafting days are easy to quantify because it's all about how many words you get on the page. Revising days are harder. Sometimes I don't get through a whole page or I actually have less than I started out with, but the work I did was still important. I just can't literally count it!
#writersky
#writersky
January 25, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Drafting days are easy to quantify because it's all about how many words you get on the page. Revising days are harder. Sometimes I don't get through a whole page or I actually have less than I started out with, but the work I did was still important. I just can't literally count it!
#writersky
#writersky
My only personal reading observation from 2025 is that this was a crazy good year for series for me. Blue lock, apothecary diaries(light novels), doctrine of labyrinths, black dagger brotherhood.I usually struggle to maintain interest in a series so i'm impressed that these keep being good!
#booksky
#booksky
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My only personal reading observation from 2025 is that this was a crazy good year for series for me. Blue lock, apothecary diaries(light novels), doctrine of labyrinths, black dagger brotherhood.I usually struggle to maintain interest in a series so i'm impressed that these keep being good!
#booksky
#booksky
I regret to inform you that i had to bail on master and commander because i could not keep up with the sailing terms😔
January 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I regret to inform you that i had to bail on master and commander because i could not keep up with the sailing terms😔
Recommended Books I Read in 2026: 🧵🪡
January 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Recommended Books I Read in 2026: 🧵🪡
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I just feel like a trolley is far too cute a mode of transportation for the trolley problem.
January 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I just feel like a trolley is far too cute a mode of transportation for the trolley problem.
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Cat is out of the bag! Tor declined my suggestion to include in the blurb "sapphic Winter Soldier, but wizards"; however this is in fact the only accurate way to describe this book torpublishinggroup.com/call-me-trai...
Call Me Traitor
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January 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Cat is out of the bag! Tor declined my suggestion to include in the blurb "sapphic Winter Soldier, but wizards"; however this is in fact the only accurate way to describe this book torpublishinggroup.com/call-me-trai...
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manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
🕯 🕯
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LEVEL 1: My OC has a huge cock
LEVEL 2: My OC has an average cock because I'm normal about these things
LEVEL 3: My OC has a huge cock because fuck normal actually
LEVEL 4: My OC's cock varies depending on how horny I am
LEVEL 5: My OC's cock is however big it needs to be to make the joke land
LEVEL 2: My OC has an average cock because I'm normal about these things
LEVEL 3: My OC has a huge cock because fuck normal actually
LEVEL 4: My OC's cock varies depending on how horny I am
LEVEL 5: My OC's cock is however big it needs to be to make the joke land
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
LEVEL 1: My OC has a huge cock
LEVEL 2: My OC has an average cock because I'm normal about these things
LEVEL 3: My OC has a huge cock because fuck normal actually
LEVEL 4: My OC's cock varies depending on how horny I am
LEVEL 5: My OC's cock is however big it needs to be to make the joke land
LEVEL 2: My OC has an average cock because I'm normal about these things
LEVEL 3: My OC has a huge cock because fuck normal actually
LEVEL 4: My OC's cock varies depending on how horny I am
LEVEL 5: My OC's cock is however big it needs to be to make the joke land
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
I can FEEL this book getting better as I edit it :)
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I can FEEL this book getting better as I edit it :)
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Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
"Almost"
A little word that does so much work.
A little word that does so much work.
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"Almost"
A little word that does so much work.
A little word that does so much work.
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A free gift for those shopping small, buying local, and supporting independent artists and craftspeople during the gift-giving season!
We’ll blast these four niche perfume samples into every order placed thru Monday:
We’ll blast these four niche perfume samples into every order placed thru Monday:
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
A free gift for those shopping small, buying local, and supporting independent artists and craftspeople during the gift-giving season!
We’ll blast these four niche perfume samples into every order placed thru Monday:
We’ll blast these four niche perfume samples into every order placed thru Monday:
I really hesitate to talk about the book I'm writing because I don't want to hype up a scene that I wind up cutting.
(But man I loved writing this one bit. Nothing more masculine than doing ten minutes of handyman work and then getting drunk on a roof)
(But man I loved writing this one bit. Nothing more masculine than doing ten minutes of handyman work and then getting drunk on a roof)
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I really hesitate to talk about the book I'm writing because I don't want to hype up a scene that I wind up cutting.
(But man I loved writing this one bit. Nothing more masculine than doing ten minutes of handyman work and then getting drunk on a roof)
(But man I loved writing this one bit. Nothing more masculine than doing ten minutes of handyman work and then getting drunk on a roof)
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
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📣 E-Book Sale! Need an early Thanksgiving treat? 🦃
You can get THE SUMMER WAR is $5.99 through Nov 20 at all ebook vendors - add to your library or gift a friend! Find your favorite ebook seller at lnk.bio/naominovik
(And LMK if yours isn't listed - I'll add them 💝)
You can get THE SUMMER WAR is $5.99 through Nov 20 at all ebook vendors - add to your library or gift a friend! Find your favorite ebook seller at lnk.bio/naominovik
(And LMK if yours isn't listed - I'll add them 💝)
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
📣 E-Book Sale! Need an early Thanksgiving treat? 🦃
You can get THE SUMMER WAR is $5.99 through Nov 20 at all ebook vendors - add to your library or gift a friend! Find your favorite ebook seller at lnk.bio/naominovik
(And LMK if yours isn't listed - I'll add them 💝)
You can get THE SUMMER WAR is $5.99 through Nov 20 at all ebook vendors - add to your library or gift a friend! Find your favorite ebook seller at lnk.bio/naominovik
(And LMK if yours isn't listed - I'll add them 💝)
Got notes on the manuscript and am back to editing!
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Got notes on the manuscript and am back to editing!
If you add cream liquor to a soda is that soda dirty or filthy? Asking for a friend
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If you add cream liquor to a soda is that soda dirty or filthy? Asking for a friend
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I strongly recommend everyone do research sometimes 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘯.
Look something up on Wikipedia. Go to the little citation. Follow it. Read the article it's referencing. Follow links to the original interview. Read the paper written by the interviewee
It genuinely makes you appreciate journalism
Look something up on Wikipedia. Go to the little citation. Follow it. Read the article it's referencing. Follow links to the original interview. Read the paper written by the interviewee
It genuinely makes you appreciate journalism
November 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I strongly recommend everyone do research sometimes 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘯.
Look something up on Wikipedia. Go to the little citation. Follow it. Read the article it's referencing. Follow links to the original interview. Read the paper written by the interviewee
It genuinely makes you appreciate journalism
Look something up on Wikipedia. Go to the little citation. Follow it. Read the article it's referencing. Follow links to the original interview. Read the paper written by the interviewee
It genuinely makes you appreciate journalism