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Soggy White Bread
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You're not god, or my father. Or my boss.
It's so fucking funny to me that Tesla Owners are now a "protected class" in the US
March 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
IT'S 7PN AND THE SUN IS STILL OUT!!
March 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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friendly reminder that the best way to turn a human inside out is to reach down their throat and grab their butt from the inside
March 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Yellowjackets has become a mess to watch, and I don't think I've had such a turn on a character as much as I have with young Shauna. Like fuuuuuuuuuck her....
March 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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remember how Wile E. Coyote used to hold up a little sign saying ‘help’ or ‘oh no’ or some such just before the huge boulder crushed him
March 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Do you know how rad it was to be able to drive with the windows down and music blasting today?? Spring is approaching!
March 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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every affected country should announce huge retaliatory tariffs on Tesla, and every time Trump institutes a new tariff the Tesla ones go up an extra 25%
March 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This Necessary Conversation podcast is fucking UNHINGED, but it's sad that it's not an uncommon situation these days 😬
March 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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The real Best Picture winner in our hearts...
March 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Lmao, wife and I have the MOST amount of $ you can have taken out of our paycheck for taxes and we're still only getting $39 for a return on our federal filing. Cool that this will be the norm now and I'm not gonna get shit for all that money going to gov't.
March 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ooooooohhh brooootherr 🙄
The Democratic party's 2028 nomination will go to whoever has the balls to punch left, as hard and as often as necessary.
March 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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America is an amazing country, sometimes you tell someone they deserve better from their government and workplace and they get mad at YOU
February 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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There is no meaning to that salute beyond "I want to murder millions of people." I see it as a direct threat and an unforgivable depravity. No scrim of purported irony is gonna lessen that. It is a gesture solely for sick, murderous fucks
i keep seeing the right argue that the nazi salutes are "trolling." i think there's some truth to that, but know what exactly is being mocked. they aren't mocking the idea that they could be nazis, they're mocking the idea that they should care one way or the other.
February 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just saw a video of a woman being removed from a Coeur d'Alene townhall. I know The Handmaid's Tale has become a bit of a meme by now, but the fact that there are 'Guardians' forcefully removing citizens from public meetings is pretty fucking concerning.
February 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Rewatching The Handmaid's Tale on Hulu and you cannot convince me that Jezebel's isn't a converted Cheesecake Factory
February 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's really sad that the US is dying the same death as KB Toys, Toys R Us, and Sears. We're literally just a brand now, getting picked apart by private equity until hollowed out and unsupportable.
February 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
There's a meteor heading near earth in the early 2030s and there's, like, a 3% chance it could hit us, and I pray every day that the probability of that increases 'cause I can't take this shit anymore lol
February 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Anyone know where I can get some leftist workout clothing, particularly performance or wicking tops (tank or sleeveless)?
February 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Rewatching The Handmaid's Tale before the final season streams and, yeah, white liberal woman have meme-ified it and the last few seasons weren't great, but that first season is still stunning.
February 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Lmao
If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.
February 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I...wait...
February 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Can't fool me, this is Tim Misney (and he'll make them pay)
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February 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This last episode of Severance feels like an homage to The Sopranos' "Pine Barrens" - and what an episode it was. The swings this show is taking so early in it's 2nd season is something to behold...
February 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Been blocking SOOOO many people on all my socials who are using the continued Palestinian genocide as an opportunity to "dunk" on voters who opted to not cast their vote for Democrats. Soulless and vile.
February 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If ever we needed that "people dying in threes" thing to happen , and expe-fucking-diciously. ..
February 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM