Charles Ulysses Farleigh III, Esq.
@snarkofthebeast.bsky.social
In this house it's always:
Fuck the Thunder
Fuck the Niners
Fuck the Astros and Dodgers
And most of all, fuck the WWE
Fuck the Thunder
Fuck the Niners
Fuck the Astros and Dodgers
And most of all, fuck the WWE
Pinned
There are only three certainties in life:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Morrissey canceling that show you had tickets for
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Morrissey canceling that show you had tickets for
I realized a long time ago that a lot of Fed fans are JUST Fed fans, not actually WRESTLING fans.
February 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I realized a long time ago that a lot of Fed fans are JUST Fed fans, not actually WRESTLING fans.
Bully "I still can't use my proper name because of the company I can't stop fellating" Ray is such a bold faced, disingenuous fucking shill. I used to respect you, old man, but somehow you leapfrogged Jim Cornette and resided just below Russo on the scale of wrestling trolls.
February 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Bully "I still can't use my proper name because of the company I can't stop fellating" Ray is such a bold faced, disingenuous fucking shill. I used to respect you, old man, but somehow you leapfrogged Jim Cornette and resided just below Russo on the scale of wrestling trolls.
Guaranteed the only one he cares about is the AEW chant because it means that they have wended their way into a market WWE felt was sacred.
February 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Guaranteed the only one he cares about is the AEW chant because it means that they have wended their way into a market WWE felt was sacred.
Mine are kind of all over the board, but...
Bret Hart
Owen Hart
Junkyard Dog
The Natural Butch Reed
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Bret Hart
Owen Hart
Junkyard Dog
The Natural Butch Reed
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Who's your Five Favorite wrestlers of all time? #wrestlesky
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Mine are kind of all over the board, but...
Bret Hart
Owen Hart
Junkyard Dog
The Natural Butch Reed
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Bret Hart
Owen Hart
Junkyard Dog
The Natural Butch Reed
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Me "I'm starting to believe MAGA about Pizzagate and a worldwide pedo network sacrificing children to the Great God Pan or whatever..."
MAGA "Yessss, goooooood. Embrace the hatred."
Me "....and that it involves everyone in this current administration."
MAGA...
MAGA "Yessss, goooooood. Embrace the hatred."
Me "....and that it involves everyone in this current administration."
MAGA...
a woman in a red shirt says no no no in front of a tv land logo
ALT: a woman in a red shirt says no no no in front of a tv land logo
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Me "I'm starting to believe MAGA about Pizzagate and a worldwide pedo network sacrificing children to the Great God Pan or whatever..."
MAGA "Yessss, goooooood. Embrace the hatred."
Me "....and that it involves everyone in this current administration."
MAGA...
MAGA "Yessss, goooooood. Embrace the hatred."
Me "....and that it involves everyone in this current administration."
MAGA...
MAGA "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!"
*every time new files drip out, they feature Donald Trump more and in increasingly compromising fashion*
MAGA "Why do you CARE what's in those files? You some kind of pervert?"
*every time new files drip out, they feature Donald Trump more and in increasingly compromising fashion*
MAGA "Why do you CARE what's in those files? You some kind of pervert?"
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
MAGA "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!"
*every time new files drip out, they feature Donald Trump more and in increasingly compromising fashion*
MAGA "Why do you CARE what's in those files? You some kind of pervert?"
*every time new files drip out, they feature Donald Trump more and in increasingly compromising fashion*
MAGA "Why do you CARE what's in those files? You some kind of pervert?"
Lay with dogs, wake up with fleas.
February 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Lay with dogs, wake up with fleas.
🤣
February 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
🤣
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Nope, no bot army spamming Rotten Tomatoes this weekend…
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Nope, no bot army spamming Rotten Tomatoes this weekend…
At this point they could show evidence of Donald EATING someone and they'd be like "So what? He's your president now." And that would be that.
Some Epstein files are released, and still nothing, why?
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
At this point they could show evidence of Donald EATING someone and they'd be like "So what? He's your president now." And that would be that.
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A POTUS in a Tuxedo on AF1 flying down to Palm Beach and discussing how much money he is going to give himself from U.S. Treasury and ‘nobody will care’ is not really a ‘free country’ or any of the other horsesh*t his supporters gladly swallow. Just so we’re clear. Morons.
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
A POTUS in a Tuxedo on AF1 flying down to Palm Beach and discussing how much money he is going to give himself from U.S. Treasury and ‘nobody will care’ is not really a ‘free country’ or any of the other horsesh*t his supporters gladly swallow. Just so we’re clear. Morons.
It implies HOW to achieve it but doesn't show a direct line of causation.
By design, because it won't result in shit and they know that. But they're counting on your sucker-ass NOT to.
By design, because it won't result in shit and they know that. But they're counting on your sucker-ass NOT to.
February 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
It implies HOW to achieve it but doesn't show a direct line of causation.
By design, because it won't result in shit and they know that. But they're counting on your sucker-ass NOT to.
By design, because it won't result in shit and they know that. But they're counting on your sucker-ass NOT to.
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The fact that Ukraine has been fighting for security guarantees for years makes it abundantly clear that Russia is the aggressor. Donald Trump still turns a blind eye. Sickening.
January 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The fact that Ukraine has been fighting for security guarantees for years makes it abundantly clear that Russia is the aggressor. Donald Trump still turns a blind eye. Sickening.
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It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.
January 31, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.
I heard that Nikki Minaj went to a premier of the Melania doc as part of her "Some shit is about to drop and I need cover" tour.
January 31, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I heard that Nikki Minaj went to a premier of the Melania doc as part of her "Some shit is about to drop and I need cover" tour.
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Royal Rumble was a beautiful tribute to TNA in that the only thing watchable was AJ Styles. #wrestlesky
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Royal Rumble was a beautiful tribute to TNA in that the only thing watchable was AJ Styles. #wrestlesky
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Re-Watching The Legend of Hell House (1973)!
Ghosts must love it when experts come to their stomping grounds. Whether it be scientists, mediums, or religious folks. They scare just as easy, but struggle so hard to rationalize what is happening to defend their narrative, they go mad before fleeing!
Ghosts must love it when experts come to their stomping grounds. Whether it be scientists, mediums, or religious folks. They scare just as easy, but struggle so hard to rationalize what is happening to defend their narrative, they go mad before fleeing!
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Re-Watching The Legend of Hell House (1973)!
Ghosts must love it when experts come to their stomping grounds. Whether it be scientists, mediums, or religious folks. They scare just as easy, but struggle so hard to rationalize what is happening to defend their narrative, they go mad before fleeing!
Ghosts must love it when experts come to their stomping grounds. Whether it be scientists, mediums, or religious folks. They scare just as easy, but struggle so hard to rationalize what is happening to defend their narrative, they go mad before fleeing!
Reports of the mostly empty arena for the Blood Money Rumble were not exaggerated. Sheesh! You can dunk on AEW playing to mostly empty seats for their weekly show and I'll not contest that. But not a PPV!
The Saudi crown prince did TKO DIRTY!
The Saudi crown prince did TKO DIRTY!
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Reports of the mostly empty arena for the Blood Money Rumble were not exaggerated. Sheesh! You can dunk on AEW playing to mostly empty seats for their weekly show and I'll not contest that. But not a PPV!
The Saudi crown prince did TKO DIRTY!
The Saudi crown prince did TKO DIRTY!
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Daughter - Dad why aren't you watching the Royal Rumble?
Me - Because the country it's being held in has terrible human rights.
Daughter - America?
Me - Because the country it's being held in has terrible human rights.
Daughter - America?
a man in a blue shirt says " i don t feel particularly inclined to argue with that "
ALT: a man in a blue shirt says " i don t feel particularly inclined to argue with that "
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Daughter - Dad why aren't you watching the Royal Rumble?
Me - Because the country it's being held in has terrible human rights.
Daughter - America?
Me - Because the country it's being held in has terrible human rights.
Daughter - America?
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It's a good day for some wrestling...
that is AEW Collision.
The other shit can get fucked (Royal Rumble) #WrestleSky
that is AEW Collision.
The other shit can get fucked (Royal Rumble) #WrestleSky
January 31, 2026 at 5:05 PM
It's a good day for some wrestling...
that is AEW Collision.
The other shit can get fucked (Royal Rumble) #WrestleSky
that is AEW Collision.
The other shit can get fucked (Royal Rumble) #WrestleSky