Charles Ulysses Farleigh III, Esq.
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Charles Ulysses Farleigh III, Esq.
@snarkofthebeast.bsky.social
I'm uninteresting. You won't like me.
Pinned
Normalize loving shit and not being able to - or even caring to - explain why.
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rare post that gets better with every single word
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.

Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Riley Gaines was an also-ran who found the cheat code to standing in the winner's circle: Just suck that MAGA fundamentalist o-ring and VOILA! success.
Tennessee joins Oklahoma, Texas, and Florida.

Historical Note: The Hitler Youth (Hitlerjugend) was the youth organization of the Nazi Party in Germany. From 1936 until 1945, it was the sole official boys' youth organization in Germany. It was composed of male youths aged 14 to 18.
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I want to preface this by saying I DO like Stranger Things, but MAN do the Duffer Bros casually rip a lot of things off that casuals wouldn't know about so they kind of just get to lay claim to these ideas and that kind of bugs me.
December 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My list of people in AEW who need a championship run:

Josh Alexander
Alex Windsor
Pac
The Outrunners
Bishop Kaun
Ace Austin
Leila Grey
Juice Robinson
Jay White
Claudio Castagnoli
Grizzled Young Vetetans
Kota Ibushi
Scorpio Sky
Rush
Hikaru Shida
Queen Aminata

I reserve the right to add to this
December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
WWE "We hear the fans when they say they want a smaller show at the Hammerstein Ballroom, but there's no money in that for us. It can't be done."

Tony Khan...
a man with his mouth open and the words i 'll do it below him
ALT: a man with his mouth open and the words i 'll do it below him
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I honestly never bought Josh Alexander as a heel. I trusted and went with it, but he's just too nice a guy. Honestly, how I'd book his separation from the DCF is for him to be brought into opposition with Fletcher for the TNT title and for that to drive a seismic rift (cont) #AEWCollision
December 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I love how AEW is unafraid of pitting friend vs friend.
#AEWCollision Winter Is Coming will come to you IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING Providence and Butler as we are in OVERTIME on TNT and HBO Max
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
So the gist of the argument that so-called drive-in mutants made over last night's broadcast, as I understand it, is that government should be small but ALSO hoard all our tax dollars and definitely never distribute them for necessary services.

That about right? 🤷‍♂️
December 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
She literally said she was a proud racist. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
December 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If you go to a church who takes in money under the auspices of giving to charity but will not give it out, you are giving your money to con men who don't believe in God or Heaven.
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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“Five years. Full control of DOJ. Endless threats. Zero Democratic convictions. Either Trump’s DOJ was historically incompetent—or the accusations were rally bait and cable-news fodder. The facts overwhelmingly support the latter.”
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Joe Bob loading up BOTH barrels with rock salt tonight! Cook, Joe Bob, cook! #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Confirmed. Put this old donkey out to pasture.
He thinks 5G is about cameras. Donald Trump is an idiot.
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is better than Yule Log!
When #AEWDynamite on 34th Street goes off the air we bring you a Holiday Tradition like no other

Holidays with The Hangman: Christmas Eve on the AEW on TV YouTube Channel 🔥
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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“This post uses an AI-generated fake image and a false ‘leak’ claim to demonstrate how easily convincing misinformation can be created and spread. It serves as a warning about the risks of unregulated AI and the speed at which fabricated visuals can distort public understanding.”
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Sad, but apparently true.
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Where are the god damn Epstein files???
December 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is such bold-faced corruption. And for the stupidest of all reasons. 🤦‍♂️

MAGA, you have no values. There is no reason for anyone to respect you.

www.newsweek.com/fifa-bribery...
FIFA bribery charges dropped after Trump given peace prize under scrutiny
Social media users noted that the move to drop charges came shortly after President Donald Trump received a FIFA peace award.
www.newsweek.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I suspect these people aren't stupid. But they know the people they're working for are, and so they've resolved to just keep collecting a paycheck under the auspices of "we're working on it".
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This stupid little pussy has always wanted to be a mafia boss (takes the Don part of his name a little too seriously). There was no other way it would happen if he didn't become president.
December 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Liberal state "We believe in climate change."

Donald Trump "You have upset me by saying that because I don't and I want my cronies to upset the environment in any way that makes them money."

Liberal state "Ok, a nature related disaster has now befallen us. Can we have federal funds?"

Trump...
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying no .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying no .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Ellison "We're dedicated to providing TRUE unbiased news."

*admits he ran to Trump to smooth his ruffled feathers over what loose cannon MTG said about him on one of his networks*

uk.news.yahoo.com/paramount-ch...
Paramount chief does damage control over ‘60 Minutes’ MTG interview that incurred Trump’s wrath
While the Ellisons have looked to temper the president’s rage over the Marjorie Taylor Greene sitdown, they’ve also assured Donald Trump that they’d make sweeping changes at CNN if Paramount buys Warn...
uk.news.yahoo.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And what would Skydance, having Warners/Discovery/HBO/Paramount/CBS, represent, huh? 🤷‍♂️

deadline.com/2025/12/bob-...
Bob Iger Weighs In With Concerns Over Netflix “Pricing Leverage Over The Consumer” If Streamer Acquires Warner Bros’ Streaming & Studio Assets
Disney CEO Bob Iger strategically stepped in with some opinions of his own about Netflix and Paramount's battle to acquire Warner Bros.
deadline.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM