Snark_monkey
@snarkmonkey.bsky.social
Common sensian, old-school nurse, lover of nature, art, weird stuff/people and dark humor. John Waters is my spirit animal. X-ing Out- trying to find my peeps
My partner just read aloud from his feed “Happy Man’s Day, love yourself.” My immediate response was FU every fukkin day is “man’s day.” Male privilege.
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My partner just read aloud from his feed “Happy Man’s Day, love yourself.” My immediate response was FU every fukkin day is “man’s day.” Male privilege.
Poor Josh
Josh awakened slowly. The last thing he remembered was the glint of the axe as it came down, and then... darkness. Where was he? Why was he naked? Why the hell couldn't he feel his limbs? As his vision cleared, he looked down. That's when he saw the nails. Josh began to scream.
June 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Poor Josh
"A 401k is Great For Your Future"-Lies My Father Told Me. No amount of Revisionist history will make me forget the big crashes that cost over 40k-its just a scam to use our blue collar money to finance white collar crimes against the world...and I cant use it, or they take more of it. #moneyjail
June 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"A 401k is Great For Your Future"-Lies My Father Told Me. No amount of Revisionist history will make me forget the big crashes that cost over 40k-its just a scam to use our blue collar money to finance white collar crimes against the world...and I cant use it, or they take more of it. #moneyjail
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Saw two bags from different grocery stores rolling down the street together. If they can run away together, anyone can.
June 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Saw two bags from different grocery stores rolling down the street together. If they can run away together, anyone can.
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What? I don’t need hearing aids. I need comprehension aids.
May 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
What? I don’t need hearing aids. I need comprehension aids.
Tired of looking at political posts? Me too. This popped up. I love this look. I wish men's clothing had more variety (what we found when I helped my brother shop for a new suit was boring).
May 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Tired of looking at political posts? Me too. This popped up. I love this look. I wish men's clothing had more variety (what we found when I helped my brother shop for a new suit was boring).
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That is in fact what this administration has done.
May 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
That is in fact what this administration has done.
Hell yes please
If we're getting Gilded Age diseases and economics again can we also have their OTC narcotics
April 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hell yes please
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In a world where you can be anyone you want to be, Bea Arthur.
March 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
In a world where you can be anyone you want to be, Bea Arthur.
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Kara Shwisher at SXSW on what her son said to her—
“We should send old men to war, rather than young men. And then maybe they’ll stop.”
“We should send old men to war, rather than young men. And then maybe they’ll stop.”
March 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Kara Shwisher at SXSW on what her son said to her—
“We should send old men to war, rather than young men. And then maybe they’ll stop.”
“We should send old men to war, rather than young men. And then maybe they’ll stop.”
I’m going to write a cautionary tale. It centers on a middle-aged woman that should have known better (me). The title- “Marshmallows In My Pocket.”
March 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m going to write a cautionary tale. It centers on a middle-aged woman that should have known better (me). The title- “Marshmallows In My Pocket.”
My little dog passed and I kept up "Treats O'Clock" for the cat. I gave cat hers, put one down for her homie, like I usually would. Two days later, she still hasn't touched it- because it's not hers. Respect.
March 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My little dog passed and I kept up "Treats O'Clock" for the cat. I gave cat hers, put one down for her homie, like I usually would. Two days later, she still hasn't touched it- because it's not hers. Respect.
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Insane Clown Posses don't fade away.
They just get into politics.
They just get into politics.
February 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Insane Clown Posses don't fade away.
They just get into politics.
They just get into politics.
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I am sick and tired of being sick and tired of this absolute fucking circus of ass clowns
January 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I am sick and tired of being sick and tired of this absolute fucking circus of ass clowns
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babe wake up your surgery isn’t done yet but we can’t afford anymore anesthesia
December 4, 2024 at 10:21 PM
babe wake up your surgery isn’t done yet but we can’t afford anymore anesthesia
