Snarkeologist
@snarkeologist.bsky.social
Museum collections professional, and former field archaeologist. Happily nerdy player of videogames, writer of fanfic, and purveyor of trivial knowledge.
Just a lover of history sitting here watching as it repeats itself in the worst ways.
Just a lover of history sitting here watching as it repeats itself in the worst ways.
Mass Effect has been top trending here for most of the day, and that makes my nerdy little videogame-loving heart so full. Happy #N7Day to all who celebrate!
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Mass Effect has been top trending here for most of the day, and that makes my nerdy little videogame-loving heart so full. Happy #N7Day to all who celebrate!
Okay, so I don't advocate museum theft, at all, ever. But someone in the marketing department is a genius.
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Okay, so I don't advocate museum theft, at all, ever. But someone in the marketing department is a genius.
*ahem*
*cough"
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THE JAYS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!
*cough"
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THE JAYS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
*ahem*
*cough"
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THE JAYS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!
*cough"
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THE JAYS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!
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Heck ya.
October 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Heck ya.
This could be an alternate revenue source
Save the planet. Ask me your stupid questions instead of ai and give me $10. I'll get it right 20-40% of the time and I require very little water
October 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This could be an alternate revenue source
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Yankees fans still booing in vain hopes of overturning Jays victory
October 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Yankees fans still booing in vain hopes of overturning Jays victory
It's about to get obnoxiously Canadian up here. The Jays have beaten the Yankees, and I'm in my happy place.
October 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It's about to get obnoxiously Canadian up here. The Jays have beaten the Yankees, and I'm in my happy place.
Blue Jays: 10
Yankees: 1
Nice to see a playoff series start with a good clobbering
Yankees: 1
Nice to see a playoff series start with a good clobbering
October 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Blue Jays: 10
Yankees: 1
Nice to see a playoff series start with a good clobbering
Yankees: 1
Nice to see a playoff series start with a good clobbering
A site for showcasing brass instruments? You mean HornHub.
Site for showcasing freshly clipped sheep? You mean ShornHub.
Site for showcasing the best clapbacks on the internet? You mean ScornHub.
August 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
A site for showcasing brass instruments? You mean HornHub.
Oh, would that this were actually an exaggeration. There are maybe a couple dozen archaeologists worldwide who specialize in excavating thawing sites, and hundreds (if not thousands) of sites to be examined before they degrade completely. Sorry to harsh your buzz, @theonion.com.
Overwhelmed Archaeologists Struggling To Keep Pace With Glut Of Early Humans Thawed Out By Climate Change https://theonion.com/overwhelmed-archaeologists-struggling-to-keep-pace-with-1841766142/
August 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Oh, would that this were actually an exaggeration. There are maybe a couple dozen archaeologists worldwide who specialize in excavating thawing sites, and hundreds (if not thousands) of sites to be examined before they degrade completely. Sorry to harsh your buzz, @theonion.com.
Me, on a daily basis:
me: I need to spend more time with people
me, ten minutes later: I need to spend less time with people
me, ten minutes later: I need to spend less time with people
August 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Me, on a daily basis:
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New Evidence Reveals Ancient Greeks Immediately Regretted Inventing Theater
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July 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
New Evidence Reveals Ancient Greeks Immediately Regretted Inventing Theater
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Silly OP, everyone need clearly need this in their lives
July 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Silly OP, everyone need clearly need this in their lives
Guys, guys: new adorable animal just dropped!
ladies and gentlemen .. the honey possum
July 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Guys, guys: new adorable animal just dropped!
There are days when your cat does nothing but purr, ask for food, and nap in your lap whilst you watch tv. And then there are days when he makes a stinky poop while you're in the bath, and pukes on your laptop. Today is the latter 😒
#caturday #seniorcats #petownerproblems
#caturday #seniorcats #petownerproblems
June 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
There are days when your cat does nothing but purr, ask for food, and nap in your lap whilst you watch tv. And then there are days when he makes a stinky poop while you're in the bath, and pukes on your laptop. Today is the latter 😒
#caturday #seniorcats #petownerproblems
#caturday #seniorcats #petownerproblems
It gives me great joy that even with all the terrible things going on in the world today, #Caturday is still trending, as it does every weekend. So here's a picture of Choco in his favourite pose -- he's clearly not here.
#CatSky #SeniorCats
#CatSky #SeniorCats
June 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It gives me great joy that even with all the terrible things going on in the world today, #Caturday is still trending, as it does every weekend. So here's a picture of Choco in his favourite pose -- he's clearly not here.
#CatSky #SeniorCats
#CatSky #SeniorCats
Me 3 days ago
June 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Me 3 days ago
This has to be the best news I've heard all year.
The best part is Rick Moranis is BACK, baby!! (Also, Bill Pullman). May the schwartz be with you!
The best part is Rick Moranis is BACK, baby!! (Also, Bill Pullman). May the schwartz be with you!
June 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This has to be the best news I've heard all year.
The best part is Rick Moranis is BACK, baby!! (Also, Bill Pullman). May the schwartz be with you!
The best part is Rick Moranis is BACK, baby!! (Also, Bill Pullman). May the schwartz be with you!
@mambolica.bsky.social, saw this and thought of you
June 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@mambolica.bsky.social, saw this and thought of you
Happy Pride Month everybody!!
🌈 Remember: there's nothing scary about rainbows 🌈
🌈 Remember: there's nothing scary about rainbows 🌈
June 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Happy Pride Month everybody!!
🌈 Remember: there's nothing scary about rainbows 🌈
🌈 Remember: there's nothing scary about rainbows 🌈
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CILANTRO: Can't Implement Longterm Agreements, Never Thinks Rationally (Obviously)
TAMALES: Threatens Aggressively, Makes Allies Leave, Eventually Surrenders
CARNITAS: Creates Arguments, Refuses Negotiations, Ignores Trade Advisors' Suggestions
MOLE: Makes Overly Loud Excuses
TAMALES: Threatens Aggressively, Makes Allies Leave, Eventually Surrenders
CARNITAS: Creates Arguments, Refuses Negotiations, Ignores Trade Advisors' Suggestions
MOLE: Makes Overly Loud Excuses
SALSA: Starts Aggressive, Loses Steam Again
QUESADILLA: Quite Useless Economic Strategies Always Deliver Inadequate Long-term Leverage Agreements
CHIMICHANGA: Claims He's Incredibly Masterful In Cutting Hard Agreements, Never Gets Anywhere
FAJITA: Fails At Judicial Inquiry of Trade Agreements
QUESADILLA: Quite Useless Economic Strategies Always Deliver Inadequate Long-term Leverage Agreements
CHIMICHANGA: Claims He's Incredibly Masterful In Cutting Hard Agreements, Never Gets Anywhere
FAJITA: Fails At Judicial Inquiry of Trade Agreements
BURRITO: Bluffs Until Reality Ruins Initial Threats Offered
GUACAMOLE: Gets Upset, Acts Childish Again; Meaningless Outdated Leverage Everywhere
ENCHILADA: Every Negotiation Comes with Hollow Intimidation, Limited Actual Deal Achievement
NACHO: Never Actually Closes Hard-fought Outcomes
GUACAMOLE: Gets Upset, Acts Childish Again; Meaningless Outdated Leverage Everywhere
ENCHILADA: Every Negotiation Comes with Hollow Intimidation, Limited Actual Deal Achievement
NACHO: Never Actually Closes Hard-fought Outcomes
May 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
CILANTRO: Can't Implement Longterm Agreements, Never Thinks Rationally (Obviously)
TAMALES: Threatens Aggressively, Makes Allies Leave, Eventually Surrenders
CARNITAS: Creates Arguments, Refuses Negotiations, Ignores Trade Advisors' Suggestions
MOLE: Makes Overly Loud Excuses
TAMALES: Threatens Aggressively, Makes Allies Leave, Eventually Surrenders
CARNITAS: Creates Arguments, Refuses Negotiations, Ignores Trade Advisors' Suggestions
MOLE: Makes Overly Loud Excuses
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Sawe the trendinge topic "Starship Failure" and thoughte it was the name of an actuale shippe yn a showe. THESE ARE THE CONTINUINGE ADVENTURES OF THE STARSHIP FAILURE, ON A TEN YEARE MISSIOUN TO NOT DO THINGES WELL.
May 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Sawe the trendinge topic "Starship Failure" and thoughte it was the name of an actuale shippe yn a showe. THESE ARE THE CONTINUINGE ADVENTURES OF THE STARSHIP FAILURE, ON A TEN YEARE MISSIOUN TO NOT DO THINGES WELL.
Truth
May 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Truth
Okay, now *this* makes me angry. You do not screw with the arts and culture. We have enough problems already.
Elon Musk’s staffers are trying to push into the National Gallery of Art. They recently met with the museum’s director and legal team, to question its legal status and explore ways to assert influence. One of the nation’s most respected art institutions is now in their crosshairs.
April 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Okay, now *this* makes me angry. You do not screw with the arts and culture. We have enough problems already.