Snarke
@snarke.bsky.social
Writer, researcher, exorbitant-amount-of-TV-watcher
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So here’s something weird: I don’t totally hate the way I look today!
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
So here’s something weird: I don’t totally hate the way I look today!
I do not *wish* death on anyone. HOWEVER, there are a few death announcements that make me laugh really hard.
In possibly-but-I-admit-nothing related news, tonight I will be watching Vice and reveling in the brilliance of Christian Bale's performance of the guy who, it turns out, CAN die.
In possibly-but-I-admit-nothing related news, tonight I will be watching Vice and reveling in the brilliance of Christian Bale's performance of the guy who, it turns out, CAN die.
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I do not *wish* death on anyone. HOWEVER, there are a few death announcements that make me laugh really hard.
In possibly-but-I-admit-nothing related news, tonight I will be watching Vice and reveling in the brilliance of Christian Bale's performance of the guy who, it turns out, CAN die.
In possibly-but-I-admit-nothing related news, tonight I will be watching Vice and reveling in the brilliance of Christian Bale's performance of the guy who, it turns out, CAN die.
Happy Halloween to those of you who celebrate!
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Happy Halloween to those of you who celebrate!
That was AWESOME. I love you so much, @merkley.senate.gov!
October 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
That was AWESOME. I love you so much, @merkley.senate.gov!
If you want to follow along with Senator Merkley's filibuster, here's a link to the AP's live feed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=STH8...
LIVE: Jeff Merkley delivers marathon Senate floor speech to protest Trump
YouTube video by Associated Press
www.youtube.com
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If you want to follow along with Senator Merkley's filibuster, here's a link to the AP's live feed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=STH8...
If you weren’t aware, Oregon Senator Jeff Merkley has held the Senate floor since 6:22pm on Tuesday, Oct 21.
October 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If you weren’t aware, Oregon Senator Jeff Merkley has held the Senate floor since 6:22pm on Tuesday, Oct 21.
I am so proud to be represented by Jeff Merkley.
October 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I am so proud to be represented by Jeff Merkley.
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at this point "is Mike Johnson also in the Epstein Files" feels like a question worth pondering
This GOP move does several things:
+ No votes in the House until at least October 14
+ No swearing-in for Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva D-AZ
+ No 218th signature from Grijalva on the Epstein Files discharge petition
+ Continues the House 'jam' of the Senate on the CR
+ No votes in the House until at least October 14
+ No swearing-in for Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva D-AZ
+ No 218th signature from Grijalva on the Epstein Files discharge petition
+ Continues the House 'jam' of the Senate on the CR
🚨🚨The House reading clerk just read a letter from House Speaker Mike Johnson where he declares a 'District Work Period' from October 7 to October 13.
That would mean no votes in the House until mid-month.
That would mean no votes in the House until mid-month.
October 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
at this point "is Mike Johnson also in the Epstein Files" feels like a question worth pondering
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Do the ska elders know Fishbone was just on KEXP? @brooklynmarie.bsky.social @mmasnick.bsky.social
"You're not a Proud Boy, you're just a fuckboy drinking the Kool-Aid of a mad orange king."
"You're not a Proud Boy, you're just a fuckboy drinking the Kool-Aid of a mad orange king."
Fishbone - Racist Piece Of Shit (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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October 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Do the ska elders know Fishbone was just on KEXP? @brooklynmarie.bsky.social @mmasnick.bsky.social
"You're not a Proud Boy, you're just a fuckboy drinking the Kool-Aid of a mad orange king."
"You're not a Proud Boy, you're just a fuckboy drinking the Kool-Aid of a mad orange king."
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(stares in awe) My GOD what a burn
/2 I mean what Chappelle is doing is like inviting Jared Fogle on your podcast to talk about parents being too strict
October 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
(stares in awe) My GOD what a burn
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September 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Oh damn, this thread. I had no idea.
I hate telling this story, but when tear gas is in the news... telling always feels importantm
Tear gas is an abortifacient.
When I was tear gassed, we were trying for a baby.
The following day, I bled in a way I never have before. Like no period of my life before or since.
Horror movie stuff.
Tear gas is an abortifacient.
When I was tear gassed, we were trying for a baby.
The following day, I bled in a way I never have before. Like no period of my life before or since.
Horror movie stuff.
Tear gas everywhere.
September 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Oh damn, this thread. I had no idea.
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hey outsider is Seattle's greatest queer comics outlet please consider helping them move to a better space so we can still enjoy them ❤️
Hey, um, we need help. Moving is costing us at least $10k more than we planned for and we may need to close down the shop for a short while so... we're running our first ever fundraiser. outsidercomics.com/moving-updat... You can also help by shopping our moving sale this weekend.
September 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
hey outsider is Seattle's greatest queer comics outlet please consider helping them move to a better space so we can still enjoy them ❤️
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
It's almost live announcement time, y'all. I'll be watching and posting over on @politicalsnarke.bsky.social. Here's a link to the thread! bsky.app/profile/poli...
Okay, everybody. It's almost time for that important "Announcement" that's going to happen in the oval office. I have both the White House live feed and the KTVU live feed (via YouTube) up. Let's do this.
an elderly woman in a pink sweater says " let 's roll "
ALT: an elderly woman in a pink sweater says " let 's roll "
media.tenor.com
September 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It's almost live announcement time, y'all. I'll be watching and posting over on @politicalsnarke.bsky.social. Here's a link to the thread! bsky.app/profile/poli...
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Dear journalists:
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
August 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Dear journalists:
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
Somewhere in a hotel is Scotland, somebody is scribbling "THOSE SOUTH PARK GUYS" onto a piece of paper that has "Galane's Totally Legitimit and Official List of 100 Guilty Men Who are Not Trump" typed across the top.
July 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Somewhere in a hotel is Scotland, somebody is scribbling "THOSE SOUTH PARK GUYS" onto a piece of paper that has "Galane's Totally Legitimit and Official List of 100 Guilty Men Who are Not Trump" typed across the top.
You are outside and I am inside. That is not how this is supposed to go.
July 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
You are outside and I am inside. That is not how this is supposed to go.
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Hear that? The calls are spooking representatives.
Tomorrow, call your reps again. Thank them if they're doing the right thing! Or if they're not, give them heck.
Tomorrow, call your reps again. Thank them if they're doing the right thing! Or if they're not, give them heck.
I’m at the Capitol, it’s past midnight, and as of right now, Republicans do not have the votes to pass their Big Bad Betrayal Bill and kick 17 million Americans off their health care.
Democrats are united in our opposition. Let’s keep up the pressure and kill this bill.
Democrats are united in our opposition. Let’s keep up the pressure and kill this bill.
July 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Hear that? The calls are spooking representatives.
Tomorrow, call your reps again. Thank them if they're doing the right thing! Or if they're not, give them heck.
Tomorrow, call your reps again. Thank them if they're doing the right thing! Or if they're not, give them heck.
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34 disabled people got arrested in a Senate office building last week protesting Medicaid cuts. Just a reminder that there are people putting their bodies on the line to stop this murderous budget. They’re fighting for their lives and yours. Are you fighting for them?
More than 30 arrested at Senate building while protesting Medicaid cuts
U.S. Capitol Police officers arrested 34 people Wednesday who were demonstrating against Congress’ proposed cuts to Medicaid inside a Senate office building. Advocates and people who depend on Medicai...
www.nbcwashington.com
June 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
34 disabled people got arrested in a Senate office building last week protesting Medicaid cuts. Just a reminder that there are people putting their bodies on the line to stop this murderous budget. They’re fighting for their lives and yours. Are you fighting for them?
Tell me you live in the country without explicitly saying you live in the country in 3…2…
June 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Tell me you live in the country without explicitly saying you live in the country in 3…2…
Note the time stamps. This has always been and always will be just a game to that disgusting man.
June 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Note the time stamps. This has always been and always will be just a game to that disgusting man.