javier
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canarión con acento godo. he/him/él. las palmas de gran canaria.
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A "máquina de robar" y "máquina de llevar adolescentes al suicidio" podemos añadir un nuevo descriptivo para la IA generativa: "la puta mierda que va a retrasar Steam Machine y hacer que sea todavía más cara".
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 PM
A "máquina de robar" y "máquina de llevar adolescentes al suicidio" podemos añadir un nuevo descriptivo para la IA generativa: "la puta mierda que va a retrasar Steam Machine y hacer que sea todavía más cara".
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in retrospect in the wake of the epstein files being released, no wonder ‘me too’ was met with such anger and ultimately those in power it meant to target never face many consequences
February 1, 2026 at 5:28 PM
in retrospect in the wake of the epstein files being released, no wonder ‘me too’ was met with such anger and ultimately those in power it meant to target never face many consequences
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Mis libros de 2025
maventrap.substack.com/p/mis-libros...
Una tradición en el blog, en los últimos compases del año, que mantengo desde 2013
Oriente Próximo, ciencia ficción, historia, gastronomía y ciencia política para un tiempo caótico
maventrap.substack.com/p/mis-libros...
Una tradición en el blog, en los últimos compases del año, que mantengo desde 2013
Oriente Próximo, ciencia ficción, historia, gastronomía y ciencia política para un tiempo caótico
Mis libros de 2025
Oriente Próximo, ciencia ficción, historia, gastronomía y ciencia política para un año caótico
maventrap.substack.com
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Mis libros de 2025
maventrap.substack.com/p/mis-libros...
Una tradición en el blog, en los últimos compases del año, que mantengo desde 2013
Oriente Próximo, ciencia ficción, historia, gastronomía y ciencia política para un tiempo caótico
maventrap.substack.com/p/mis-libros...
Una tradición en el blog, en los últimos compases del año, que mantengo desde 2013
Oriente Próximo, ciencia ficción, historia, gastronomía y ciencia política para un tiempo caótico
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Cunk spittin Christmas cheer
December 20, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Cunk spittin Christmas cheer
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Bloqueo de la UE a Twitter
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Bloqueo de la UE a Twitter
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everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
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El objetivo de una empresa es ganar dinero. La única forma de ganar (mucho) dinero ofreciendo un servicio de salud es... denegando ese servicio a quien te paga una cuota (ya sea no cubriendo con el seguro o con precios tan desorbitados que resulten imposibles). No hay que dar muchas vueltas más.
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
El objetivo de una empresa es ganar dinero. La única forma de ganar (mucho) dinero ofreciendo un servicio de salud es... denegando ese servicio a quien te paga una cuota (ya sea no cubriendo con el seguro o con precios tan desorbitados que resulten imposibles). No hay que dar muchas vueltas más.
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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My milkshake brings (3D6 + milkshaker's level) boys to the yard. For each soy milk in inventory, an extra 1D3 soy boys may be brought to the yard. My milkshake can be used when not in a yard, but only a fixed 1D4 boys will be brought, with no milkshaker's level-based adjustment.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My milkshake brings (3D6 + milkshaker's level) boys to the yard. For each soy milk in inventory, an extra 1D3 soy boys may be brought to the yard. My milkshake can be used when not in a yard, but only a fixed 1D4 boys will be brought, with no milkshaker's level-based adjustment.
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
hoy empiezo mi última semana de trabajo antes de las vacaciones
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
hoy empiezo mi última semana de trabajo antes de las vacaciones
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
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a ver cuando se dará cuenta mi abuela que todos los jueves le mando el mismo gif de buenos días (por supuesto, el gif de VENGO A DESEARTE UN FELIZ JUEVES con asuka corriendo)
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
a ver cuando se dará cuenta mi abuela que todos los jueves le mando el mismo gif de buenos días (por supuesto, el gif de VENGO A DESEARTE UN FELIZ JUEVES con asuka corriendo)
le echo mucho de menos
October 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
le echo mucho de menos