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JD
@smokeythabear.bsky.social
· Dec 8
In case anyone stumbled across my page ever, pls give me your favorite soup recipe. Bonus pts if it's creamy.
There's NO fucking chance I hire any of them based on vibes aLONE
January 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
There's NO fucking chance I hire any of them based on vibes aLONE
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it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
Four examples of Democratic messaging since yesterday. I know which one I'm supporting. And voting for.
January 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
it's like AOC is the only person who is expressing an actual emotion here
The Hubble is so 2023
WAKE UP BABE, THE FIRST NEW HUBBLE IMAGE OF 2025 DROPPED!!!
January 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The Hubble is so 2023
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the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
December 22, 2024 at 3:02 AM
the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
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Sorry, package of toilet paper. I’m only making one trip from the car with these shopping bags, so you’re sleeping in the car tonight.
December 16, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Sorry, package of toilet paper. I’m only making one trip from the car with these shopping bags, so you’re sleeping in the car tonight.
In Wicked (2024) Boq tells Glinda that he'd do anything for her. This is a subtle nod to how Boq's actor, Ethan Slater, abandoned his wife and child for Glinda's actress, Ariana Grande.
December 16, 2024 at 12:58 AM
In Wicked (2024) Boq tells Glinda that he'd do anything for her. This is a subtle nod to how Boq's actor, Ethan Slater, abandoned his wife and child for Glinda's actress, Ariana Grande.
This how I be in it from
Got that Aurizzm
Got that Aurizzm
December 15, 2024 at 8:54 PM
This how I be in it from
Got that Aurizzm
Got that Aurizzm
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Biden Carried Away By Ants
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December 15, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Biden Carried Away By Ants
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theonion.com/biden-carrie...
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i ve purchased a highly expensive device to monitor my semen flow and keep it below ≤~0.02 and above ~0.00555 by sucking & electrocuting me
December 14, 2024 at 11:13 PM
i ve purchased a highly expensive device to monitor my semen flow and keep it below ≤~0.02 and above ~0.00555 by sucking & electrocuting me
Has anyone contacted Young Thug's lawyer, Mr. Brian Steel, on behalf of the innocent Luigi Mangione?
December 11, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Has anyone contacted Young Thug's lawyer, Mr. Brian Steel, on behalf of the innocent Luigi Mangione?
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MrBeast Offers To Give $1 Million To First PersonWho Can Teach Him To Blink
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December 10, 2024 at 7:41 PM
MrBeast Offers To Give $1 Million To First PersonWho Can Teach Him To Blink
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Jennings is so nakedly pathetic
Jennings: Are you saying I'm not a Christian?
Cornish: It's a values based comment.
Jennings: Are you saying I don't have any values?
Cornish: He needs a clip for the internet.
Cornish: It's a values based comment.
Jennings: Are you saying I don't have any values?
Cornish: He needs a clip for the internet.
December 11, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Jennings is so nakedly pathetic
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MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY
December 10, 2024 at 8:22 PM
MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY
I wanna feel bad about using this man but idk maybe don't hit people with your Porsche.
December 10, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I wanna feel bad about using this man but idk maybe don't hit people with your Porsche.
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police: come out with your hands up
unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌
unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌
December 10, 2024 at 2:56 AM
police: come out with your hands up
unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌
unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌
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If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open.
December 10, 2024 at 12:15 AM
If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open.
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also cops had nothing before he got spotted in a mcdonalds, eric adams was lying
December 9, 2024 at 9:09 PM
also cops had nothing before he got spotted in a mcdonalds, eric adams was lying
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Cool. We can discuss that after police and military are completely disarmed.
December 8, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Cool. We can discuss that after police and military are completely disarmed.
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BREAKING: NYPD received a tip that the CEO assassin was speeding down I-95 & set up a trap, but the anvil they raised to drop on him got stuck mid-air, forcing officers to jump on it to push it down, allowing the assassin to surpass the drop zone, with the anvil instead crushing 5 officers.
December 9, 2024 at 5:36 PM
BREAKING: NYPD received a tip that the CEO assassin was speeding down I-95 & set up a trap, but the anvil they raised to drop on him got stuck mid-air, forcing officers to jump on it to push it down, allowing the assassin to surpass the drop zone, with the anvil instead crushing 5 officers.
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Well no one commits a crime without first writing hundreds of pages of their ideas, DUHHHH
I KNEW we weren’t getting out of this without a manifesto.
December 9, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Well no one commits a crime without first writing hundreds of pages of their ideas, DUHHHH
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Pick up a copy today.
December 9, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Pick up a copy today.
You're gonna look at that man's face, then at me, and tell me he didn't enjoy killing a mentally ill man?
BREAKING: Daniel Penny, the veteran who used a chokehold on subway rider Jordan Neely, has been acquitted in Neely's death.
Veteran Daniel Penny is acquitted in NYC subway chokehold case over Jordan Neely's death
A Marine veteran who put an agitated subway rider in a chokehold on a New York subway has been acquitted in the man’s death.
apnews.com
December 9, 2024 at 5:29 PM
You're gonna look at that man's face, then at me, and tell me he didn't enjoy killing a mentally ill man?
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BREAKING: Daniel Penny, the veteran who used a chokehold on subway rider Jordan Neely, has been acquitted in Neely's death.
Veteran Daniel Penny is acquitted in NYC subway chokehold case over Jordan Neely's death
A Marine veteran who put an agitated subway rider in a chokehold on a New York subway has been acquitted in the man’s death.
apnews.com
December 9, 2024 at 4:38 PM
BREAKING: Daniel Penny, the veteran who used a chokehold on subway rider Jordan Neely, has been acquitted in Neely's death.