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The bar he’s meeting his associate at used to be an upmarket grocery store. A partially legible sign in the lot says ‘le Foods’, French maybe? Albert doesn’t know. The structure is intact, concrete and glass, built to last even if the business model wasn’t.
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The bar he’s meeting his associate at used to be an upmarket grocery store. A partially legible sign in the lot says ‘le Foods’, French maybe? Albert doesn’t know. The structure is intact, concrete and glass, built to last even if the business model wasn’t.
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Oh what a day for a ball game folks, 30 seconds left here in the fourth, cowboys down by 7… there’s the snap… and OH NO! The quarterback has solved the lament configuration… and here come the cenobites. In their world pleasure and pain are the same, this s just something no coach ever wants to see
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Oh what a day for a ball game folks, 30 seconds left here in the fourth, cowboys down by 7… there’s the snap… and OH NO! The quarterback has solved the lament configuration… and here come the cenobites. In their world pleasure and pain are the same, this s just something no coach ever wants to see
that looks like a massive green rectum
President Trump and Melania Trump welcomed Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman to the White House on Tuesday for a state dinner. Our fashion critic writes that the first lady's gown offered an unexpected sign of allegiance between the U.S. and Saudi Arabia. nyti.ms/48jP75v
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
that looks like a massive green rectum
I'm glad George Plympton isn't alive to see any of this
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I'm glad George Plympton isn't alive to see any of this
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broke: wingman
woke:
woke:
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
broke: wingman
woke:
woke:
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
my cat does this
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
my cat does this
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is real life now I guess
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Let me be blunt… is there a labor crisis in Tokyo-3?
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Let me be blunt… is there a labor crisis in Tokyo-3?
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A FUCKING SLUT LMAOOOOO
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A FUCKING SLUT LMAOOOOO
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The crowd outside of Alan Dershowitz's home today
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The crowd outside of Alan Dershowitz's home today
I never knew the ins & outs surrounding how DS9 was basically stolen wholesale from Babylon 5 until very recently but a key piece of evidence that I hadn't heard brought up was that B5 has a shadowey secret agency called Bureau 13 and DS9 has the same thing but they call it Section 31
October 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I never knew the ins & outs surrounding how DS9 was basically stolen wholesale from Babylon 5 until very recently but a key piece of evidence that I hadn't heard brought up was that B5 has a shadowey secret agency called Bureau 13 and DS9 has the same thing but they call it Section 31
hey @support.bsky.team get rid of those goddamn arrow buttons that superimpose over pictures pronto!
October 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
hey @support.bsky.team get rid of those goddamn arrow buttons that superimpose over pictures pronto!
well, small consolation that we're at least going to get to see the Blue Jays get annihilated by the Dodgers
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
well, small consolation that we're at least going to get to see the Blue Jays get annihilated by the Dodgers
crabs is bugs too
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
crabs is bugs too
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Gay Porn Morpheus: “you think that’s dick you’re sucking?”
October 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Gay Porn Morpheus: “you think that’s dick you’re sucking?”
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Again, it is a full-blown federal felony crime for anyone in the White House or Executive Office of the President to order tax investigations into anyone.
And it's not just a crime to DO it, it's even a federal crime for an employee not to REPORT such an order to the Treasury Inspector General.
And it's not just a crime to DO it, it's even a federal crime for an employee not to REPORT such an order to the Treasury Inspector General.
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Again, it is a full-blown federal felony crime for anyone in the White House or Executive Office of the President to order tax investigations into anyone.
And it's not just a crime to DO it, it's even a federal crime for an employee not to REPORT such an order to the Treasury Inspector General.
And it's not just a crime to DO it, it's even a federal crime for an employee not to REPORT such an order to the Treasury Inspector General.
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The Salvation Army’s “work therapy” programs force unhoused & recovering people to labor 40+ hrs/wk in thrift stores for $1–$30, while generating $500M+ in sales. Exploitation. Workers deserve wages, not poverty disguised as “charity.” #PayThem onlabor.org/work-therapy...
Work Therapy or Wage Theft? ✦ OnLabor
The Salvation Army runs “180-day residential work-therapy programs” that allegedly “provide[] spiritual, social, and emotional assistance to people who have lost the ability to cope with their problem...
onlabor.org
September 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The Salvation Army’s “work therapy” programs force unhoused & recovering people to labor 40+ hrs/wk in thrift stores for $1–$30, while generating $500M+ in sales. Exploitation. Workers deserve wages, not poverty disguised as “charity.” #PayThem onlabor.org/work-therapy...
the names Nunzio, Papo Nunzio
October 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the names Nunzio, Papo Nunzio
so that DirecTV commercial is implying that Kumail & Mac are fucking right?
October 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
so that DirecTV commercial is implying that Kumail & Mac are fucking right?
they should make a movie about Tom Brady and get that guy from Dexter to play him, and its basically just the same thing as Dexter but football themed
October 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
they should make a movie about Tom Brady and get that guy from Dexter to play him, and its basically just the same thing as Dexter but football themed