Bianca
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It's finally morel season here in the north and I'm so happy I could cry. It was a long, mushroomless winter. It won't be long before these lil babies are fit for a frying pan.
May 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It's finally morel season here in the north and I'm so happy I could cry. It was a long, mushroomless winter. It won't be long before these lil babies are fit for a frying pan.
That third set was more like it, but how did that happen??
Matteo you are embarrassing us out there, get it together
April 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
That third set was more like it, but how did that happen??
Matteo you are embarrassing us out there, get it together
April 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Matteo you are embarrassing us out there, get it together
7 months ago, he was a starving stray that arrived in my neighborhood. Scrawny and desperate for food.
Yesterday he turned up his nose at the freeze dried shrimp treats (that he got IN HIS EASTER BASKET, mind you) and refused to eat supper until I removed the offending shellfish.
Cats.
Yesterday he turned up his nose at the freeze dried shrimp treats (that he got IN HIS EASTER BASKET, mind you) and refused to eat supper until I removed the offending shellfish.
Cats.
April 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
7 months ago, he was a starving stray that arrived in my neighborhood. Scrawny and desperate for food.
Yesterday he turned up his nose at the freeze dried shrimp treats (that he got IN HIS EASTER BASKET, mind you) and refused to eat supper until I removed the offending shellfish.
Cats.
Yesterday he turned up his nose at the freeze dried shrimp treats (that he got IN HIS EASTER BASKET, mind you) and refused to eat supper until I removed the offending shellfish.
Cats.
Getting really depressed about the constant cool weather, I am absolutely desperate to start finding mushrooms again. This time last year I was already finding G. brunnea and F. velutipes, I might just die before morel season gets to Minnesota.
April 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Getting really depressed about the constant cool weather, I am absolutely desperate to start finding mushrooms again. This time last year I was already finding G. brunnea and F. velutipes, I might just die before morel season gets to Minnesota.
He played doubles and they won! Great start to his career!
My son has been dying to play tennis for years, but it wasn't really an option for us until he was old enough to join the HS team. He's in 7th grade now and he's got his very first JV match this afternoon, I am SO excited to watch him play. He's been loving practices, this is his dream come true 🥰
April 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
He played doubles and they won! Great start to his career!
My son has been dying to play tennis for years, but it wasn't really an option for us until he was old enough to join the HS team. He's in 7th grade now and he's got his very first JV match this afternoon, I am SO excited to watch him play. He's been loving practices, this is his dream come true 🥰
April 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My son has been dying to play tennis for years, but it wasn't really an option for us until he was old enough to join the HS team. He's in 7th grade now and he's got his very first JV match this afternoon, I am SO excited to watch him play. He's been loving practices, this is his dream come true 🥰
HOLY SHIT HE DID IT
What if I simply don't acknowledge the R2 matchup? We will just enjoy today's win and life is good.
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April 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
HOLY SHIT HE DID IT
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calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever
calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
April 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever
calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
What if I simply don't acknowledge the R2 matchup? We will just enjoy today's win and life is good.
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April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
What if I simply don't acknowledge the R2 matchup? We will just enjoy today's win and life is good.
Correct. I'm currently sitting in the parking lot waiting for my 7th grader and his friends to get out of the theater. They organized the whole outing because it catered to THEIR interests and they wanted to see it. Kids like kid stuff! Who knew!
"let's make a movie that will appeal to kids and teens" used to be conventional wisdom but Hollywood somehow forgot it and started trying to please 35 year old supernerds instead
“A Minecraft Movie” sold an astounding $157 million in tickets in North America from Friday through Sunday, according to box office analysts, nearly double the expected amount.
April 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Correct. I'm currently sitting in the parking lot waiting for my 7th grader and his friends to get out of the theater. They organized the whole outing because it catered to THEIR interests and they wanted to see it. Kids like kid stuff! Who knew!
This afternoon I have to take my son+friends to a movie, get my daughter to volleyball practice, get the boys home, pick daughter up from practice. But in exchange for doing all the kid chauffeuring, my husband is making me homemade ravioli with wild mushrooms and alfredo sauce. So I win.
April 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This afternoon I have to take my son+friends to a movie, get my daughter to volleyball practice, get the boys home, pick daughter up from practice. But in exchange for doing all the kid chauffeuring, my husband is making me homemade ravioli with wild mushrooms and alfredo sauce. So I win.
Filthy swim. Absolutely love to see it.
April 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Filthy swim. Absolutely love to see it.
Husband 1 week ago: There are too many boxes in your box pile! They need to go!
Husband today: I need a bunch boxes for something, do we have any?
Hit him with this look and he made some noise about going to look in the recycle bin to see if they're still there lolol
Husband today: I need a bunch boxes for something, do we have any?
Hit him with this look and he made some noise about going to look in the recycle bin to see if they're still there lolol
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March 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Husband 1 week ago: There are too many boxes in your box pile! They need to go!
Husband today: I need a bunch boxes for something, do we have any?
Hit him with this look and he made some noise about going to look in the recycle bin to see if they're still there lolol
Husband today: I need a bunch boxes for something, do we have any?
Hit him with this look and he made some noise about going to look in the recycle bin to see if they're still there lolol
👀👀👀👀👀
March 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
👀👀👀👀👀
Back in 2016 I had a polite disagreement with a friend who thought HRC was irresponsible with state secrets and would put her Navy husband at risk. She eventually unfriended me. News like this makes me think of her. I wonder how she is and if she can see the real threat to her husband's safety.
Current and former U.S. military pilots expressed bewilderment after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth refused to acknowledge that he should not have disclosed sensitive information in an unsecured group chat.
“If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, you’re going to kill somebody,” one pilot said.
“If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, you’re going to kill somebody,” one pilot said.
Signal Chat Leak Angers U.S. Military Pilots
Men and women who have taken to the air on behalf of the United States expressed bewilderment after the leak of attack plans. “You’re going to kill somebody,” one pilot said.
www.nytimes.com
March 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Back in 2016 I had a polite disagreement with a friend who thought HRC was irresponsible with state secrets and would put her Navy husband at risk. She eventually unfriended me. News like this makes me think of her. I wonder how she is and if she can see the real threat to her husband's safety.
Definitely disagree that heartbreak was averted here.
Heartbreak Averted!
Woooboy! Taylor Fritz just saved himself thousands of dollars in therapy bills.
Because, after squandering SIX match points in the 2nd set, the American holds on to get the win in a 3-set epic.
Fritz outlasts Matteo Berrettini, 7-5, 6-7⁷, 7-5, to reach the semifinals in Miami.
Woooboy! Taylor Fritz just saved himself thousands of dollars in therapy bills.
Because, after squandering SIX match points in the 2nd set, the American holds on to get the win in a 3-set epic.
Fritz outlasts Matteo Berrettini, 7-5, 6-7⁷, 7-5, to reach the semifinals in Miami.
March 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Definitely disagree that heartbreak was averted here.
Got to use my new pot tonight and I'm SO thrilled with it. Started by roasting a chicken, then threw all the scraps back in (plus some more scraps from the freezer) and made a good stock that I'll use for soup this weekend. What a joy.
March 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Got to use my new pot tonight and I'm SO thrilled with it. Started by roasting a chicken, then threw all the scraps back in (plus some more scraps from the freezer) and made a good stock that I'll use for soup this weekend. What a joy.
I can't nothing Fritz anymore. He's officially shifted to I Hate Him.
March 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I can't nothing Fritz anymore. He's officially shifted to I Hate Him.
FUCK YEAH BABY
Berrettini saves 6 match points to send it a 3rd vs Fritz👀
March 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
FUCK YEAH BABY
Big screen: Berrettini v Fritz
Medium screen: NCAA men's swimming champs
Small screen: March Madness
Borderline overwhelming but oh my gosh so happy
Medium screen: NCAA men's swimming champs
Small screen: March Madness
Borderline overwhelming but oh my gosh so happy
March 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Big screen: Berrettini v Fritz
Medium screen: NCAA men's swimming champs
Small screen: March Madness
Borderline overwhelming but oh my gosh so happy
Medium screen: NCAA men's swimming champs
Small screen: March Madness
Borderline overwhelming but oh my gosh so happy
Woooooooooooooo
Sure tried to give it away at the end of the 2nd, but demon didn't want it
Sure tried to give it away at the end of the 2nd, but demon didn't want it
Matteo Berrettini escapes a thriller 6-3, 7-6 against Alex De Minaur
The ups and downs of the last 30 minutes or so were insane. Berrettini saved triple set point twice, wins it on match point #5.
📸 Mike Lawrence/ATP Tour
The ups and downs of the last 30 minutes or so were insane. Berrettini saved triple set point twice, wins it on match point #5.
📸 Mike Lawrence/ATP Tour
March 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Woooooooooooooo
Sure tried to give it away at the end of the 2nd, but demon didn't want it
Sure tried to give it away at the end of the 2nd, but demon didn't want it
Drinking wine and shouting epithets at Matteo's opponents. Fuck yeah I've missed this.
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March 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Drinking wine and shouting epithets at Matteo's opponents. Fuck yeah I've missed this.
Family bracket challenge is heating up after two full rounds. No one is out of it, everyone still has a path to winning, though I'm in last place in the women's bracket and really need to thread a needle to pull it off. I'm leading on the men's side, but only by 4 points.
March 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Family bracket challenge is heating up after two full rounds. No one is out of it, everyone still has a path to winning, though I'm in last place in the women's bracket and really need to thread a needle to pull it off. I'm leading on the men's side, but only by 4 points.
Family bracket challenge is heating up on the men's side. 3 of us are doing very well but have extremely similar brackets so only a few games have meaning. The 4th isn't doing as well but has a totally unique bracket and could swoop in if her team goes all the way. Much riding on FL/UConn rn...
March 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Family bracket challenge is heating up on the men's side. 3 of us are doing very well but have extremely similar brackets so only a few games have meaning. The 4th isn't doing as well but has a totally unique bracket and could swoop in if her team goes all the way. Much riding on FL/UConn rn...