Hunter S. Biden
smithstreeter.bsky.social
Hunter S. Biden
@smithstreeter.bsky.social
Parties on the reg. Jewels on the reg. Yachts on the reg.
Court street!
March 19, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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If you see a faded sign
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
March 18, 2024 at 8:15 PM
This is hilarious.
when Eric Adams says "oh, new york city is a big zeppelin filled with macaroni", "new york is where u have to buy gloves three at a time", stuff like that, heres the thing: thats not true
March 19, 2024 at 1:29 PM
There’s a Neil Diamond musical
February 24, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Let’s just make them wear a letter. Something like A for abortion, for example. And it has to be a color that stands out, like crimson or cherry red.
February 17, 2024 at 10:38 PM
This guy is the dumbest genius in the world
February 13, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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anyway if you want an actual Revacholian existential crisis I can recommend the You Are Listening To websites, which mix ambient electronica music with live police radio feeds and the combo makes me feel insane, enjoy youarelistening.to/newyork
You are listening to New York
You are listening to New York
youarelistening.to
August 23, 2023 at 7:47 AM
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tom petty: don't come around here no more

tom forgiving: hey no worries man
August 6, 2023 at 11:31 PM
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Yeah I'm into outlaw country music, the real Nashville stuff. I drive a $70,000 F-150 and love the police
August 1, 2023 at 2:28 AM
25th birthday: I want to get drunk with 50 of my friends

35th birthday: I want a nice meal with 3 of my friends

45th birthday: I’m so excited about my new Toto bidet and this Japanese bread knife I bought myself
July 31, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Well, season 2 of The Bear killed me too.
A woman was found dead after “an apparent bear encounter” on a trail near West Yellowstone, Mont., officials said, noting that grizzly bear tracks had been found at the scene.
Woman Is Found Dead Near Bear Tracks Outside Yellowstone, Officials Say
The woman’s body was discovered on a trail near the national park after an apparent encounter with a grizzly bear, officials said.
www.nytimes.com
July 24, 2023 at 3:49 PM
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It’ll help me finally quit Twitter when the icon on my phone becomes the international symbol for “don’t do this”
July 24, 2023 at 11:42 AM
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2010: Elon Musk is the real-life Tony Stark
2023: Elon Musk is the real-life Mr. Bean
July 24, 2023 at 2:02 PM
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just spoke with the mods... they said theyre adding DMs on this web site as soon as they get one user who people actually want to talk to
July 22, 2023 at 6:33 PM
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"We have learned the hard way that all it takes is a bad guy with an allergy to cause a tragic loss of life."
138 Dead As Loud Sneeze Startles NRA Meeting
FAIRFAX, VA—What started as a tickle in someone’s nose reportedly ended in bloodshed Tuesday after a loud sneeze startled a meeting of the National Rifle Association and left 138 people dead. “I...
www.theonion.com
July 18, 2023 at 3:19 PM
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Jimmy Fallon eating pussy: ok, ok, but what if *snickering* what if Bruce, what if Bruce Springsteen *giggling* was doing this, he’d *laughing* he’d be like he’d be like(bad Springsteen impersonation): I'm goin' down, down, down, down I'm goin' down, down, down, down *falls out of bed laughing*
May 17, 2023 at 4:11 AM
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That’s Smee in the corner
July 16, 2023 at 5:57 PM
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“Ayyy girl is your name Adobe cuz you’re creative, suite and I can’t afford you”
July 11, 2023 at 3:47 AM
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BREAKING: Microsoft has won the court case against the FTC to acquire Activision Blizzard King.
July 11, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Damn, at least Paris has a big dick now.
July 10, 2023 at 4:51 PM