Poaster
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Poaster
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Sidewalks. Crosswalks. Cargo Bikes. Road Bikes. Longhorns. Astros. Rockets
Democrats are such losers
UPDATE: The Senate votes 53-47 to shoot down the Baldwin amendment to extend ACA funds for 1 year. A party-line vote with every Republican rejecting it.
An important vote in this series: Tammy Baldwin’s proposal to extend ACA expiring funds for 1 year. It’s structured as a motion to table (i.e. scrap it from the amendment tree). But it’ll show the appetite (or lack thereof) in the Senate to address this issue.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I fucking love Will Klein leave him in there let him go for a CGSO like Nolan throwing 98 after 120 pitches
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Yamamoto!!!!
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Will Klein is a baller. A legend at this point
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Does anyone know an attorney?

I have slept on this and I feel as if the Texas football program owes me some sort of compensation for having to witness this in person (no matter how lit the UK stadium DJ was)
October 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The Lions honoring the troops with a 10:00 minute, 15 play drive that ends with a field goal.

Thank you for honoring our service academies!
October 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Never trust a Montero
October 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Blue cities should tear up the roads in front of ICE facilities and then start decades of community engagement and input sessions to rebuild them. Let's harness our core competencies.
September 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Ok so...bench Arch
September 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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do you want to run a field goal unit fire drill and nail an absolute bomb at the buzzer to beat clemson? you’re at georgia tech, you can do that
September 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm happiest for Jose who is going to get his BFF back in town tonight.
August 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Come home Carlos!!!!!!!!!!
The Astros and Twins are talking about what it would look like to trade Carlos Correa. IT'S REAL FOLKS!! Confirming, Bob Nightengale's report.

Correa has a no-trade clause and I have heard he'd only waive it for the Astros.
July 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Hopefully all this Epstein stuff doesn't derail the anti woke agendam

I'm still waiting for the EO to ban criss cross applesauce in our elementary schools. Sitting indian style will be back.
July 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I don't like watching Tuck at Minute Maid in not an Astros uni.

Doesn't feel great.
June 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
George. Thank you for being you
well this is unfortunate for him, the As challenged the safe call and it was overturned
June 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I should've known this country was doomed when Grantland failed.
May 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wow. The NBA has gone woke
nba.com NBA @nba.com · May 21
The 2024-25 Kia NBA Most Valuable Player is... Shai Gilgeous-Alexander!

#NBAAwards | #KiaMVP
May 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Good to see the all drug Olympics SNL skit come to life
May 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
@mattlanza.bsky.social this feels kind of like that tax day (or maybe memorial day) flood where there was a line of storms that just kept firing over the same area.

This thing has been parked here for an hour.
May 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
LMAO I was so thirsty for any bit of hope in the good ol Astros days.
May 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Well this one seems awesome. Wonder if these two could help this struggling team
Tucker: 155 wRC+
Bregman: 176 wRC+
May 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The hottest take - Newsom touting Generative AI for whatever government purpose makes sense since the AI industry is based in California.

It's no different than the Michigan Gov stumping for Detroit autos or the Kentucky Gov stumping for bourbon.
April 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is the most Houston Appropriate mural in the city.

Painted on the dumpster of a chick fil a facing a giant parking lot.
April 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Today I teamed up w/ CM Castillo to host an 11th St. Corridor Safety Project Listening Session.

100+ joined, including kids, PTAs, civic orgs, & businesses. We’re listening to Houstonians. We hope the city will re-instate community based feedback before decisions on projects are unilaterally made.
April 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The thing that surprises me the most about being a parent is how fucking mad I get at child age umpires in 6 year old machine pitch.

Never thought that would be me. But like it takes a lot to not to yell at these teenagers like they're Angel Hernandez
April 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM