smarxy baby
@smarxy.bsky.social
internet phantasm, exhausted communist, weed smoker, correct politics haver
i fukken love Gallica's catty bitch streak
February 8, 2026 at 10:36 AM
i fukken love Gallica's catty bitch streak
As the sun lends me no ear, I pray instead to twin moons!
I beseech thee, wondrous moonlight, grant me my only wish!
I beseech thee, wondrous moonlight, grant me my only wish!
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 AM
As the sun lends me no ear, I pray instead to twin moons!
I beseech thee, wondrous moonlight, grant me my only wish!
I beseech thee, wondrous moonlight, grant me my only wish!
wow, the first thing you have to do in project gorgon is ponderously rebind A and D to strafe instead of turn
this really is an old school MMO experience
this really is an old school MMO experience
February 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
wow, the first thing you have to do in project gorgon is ponderously rebind A and D to strafe instead of turn
this really is an old school MMO experience
this really is an old school MMO experience
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*halfway through shoving a banana peel into an empty can of pepsi max* what... the hell am i doing?
February 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
*halfway through shoving a banana peel into an empty can of pepsi max* what... the hell am i doing?
saw you at the jousting tourney
February 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
saw you at the jousting tourney
i need more songs that drown you in bass right from the jump
February 7, 2026 at 6:31 AM
i need more songs that drown you in bass right from the jump
where my 2026 is at:
the sentence "I dysregulated the vibe witch with my skepticism" is a perfectly valid way to describe an interaction I just had
the sentence "I dysregulated the vibe witch with my skepticism" is a perfectly valid way to describe an interaction I just had
February 7, 2026 at 6:29 AM
where my 2026 is at:
the sentence "I dysregulated the vibe witch with my skepticism" is a perfectly valid way to describe an interaction I just had
the sentence "I dysregulated the vibe witch with my skepticism" is a perfectly valid way to describe an interaction I just had
*Joel Goddard 90's SNL intro voice* AND SPECIAL GUEST, LUIGI MANGIONE
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 AM
*Joel Goddard 90's SNL intro voice* AND SPECIAL GUEST, LUIGI MANGIONE
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I need to show you guys this video I found on twitter of chinese lesbians recreating *the* madohomu scene ™️
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I need to show you guys this video I found on twitter of chinese lesbians recreating *the* madohomu scene ™️
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
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its always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "sileeenciooo"
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
its always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "sileeenciooo"
thinking about becoming one of these dudes
February 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
thinking about becoming one of these dudes
its always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "sileeenciooo"
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
its always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "sileeenciooo"
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"the Jordans that hypnotize you" has been firmly lodged in my brain for fucking days what the fuc
good friend wanted me to draw this for her. exactly this.
February 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
"the Jordans that hypnotize you" has been firmly lodged in my brain for fucking days what the fuc
if you buy a ticket to the Melania movie you should be locked away in a facility somewhere
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 AM
if you buy a ticket to the Melania movie you should be locked away in a facility somewhere
the experience of reading chainsaw man is strange
here is a car full of characters that have been hanging around doing things for several chapters
few panels later they're all dead and in pieces. this happens often
you start to feel responsible for the terrible things that happen just be reading
here is a car full of characters that have been hanging around doing things for several chapters
few panels later they're all dead and in pieces. this happens often
you start to feel responsible for the terrible things that happen just be reading
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 PM
the experience of reading chainsaw man is strange
here is a car full of characters that have been hanging around doing things for several chapters
few panels later they're all dead and in pieces. this happens often
you start to feel responsible for the terrible things that happen just be reading
here is a car full of characters that have been hanging around doing things for several chapters
few panels later they're all dead and in pieces. this happens often
you start to feel responsible for the terrible things that happen just be reading
i very much vibe with paraguay dude in pluribus (haven't finished yet)
January 27, 2026 at 1:56 AM
i very much vibe with paraguay dude in pluribus (haven't finished yet)
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Type: PERMABAN
Date: 01/26/26 7:14pm
User: GBovino
Punishment Reason: You have failed us for the last time, Gregory...
Requested by: SMiller
Approved by: SMiller
Date: 01/26/26 7:14pm
User: GBovino
Punishment Reason: You have failed us for the last time, Gregory...
Requested by: SMiller
Approved by: SMiller
"DHS has suspended Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately," CNN reports
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Type: PERMABAN
Date: 01/26/26 7:14pm
User: GBovino
Punishment Reason: You have failed us for the last time, Gregory...
Requested by: SMiller
Approved by: SMiller
Date: 01/26/26 7:14pm
User: GBovino
Punishment Reason: You have failed us for the last time, Gregory...
Requested by: SMiller
Approved by: SMiller
dream blunt rotation
January 26, 2026 at 11:32 PM
dream blunt rotation
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yeah sure liberalism's all about how a blood lineage to the powerful makes people righteous, slaves were actually asking for it, and it's fine to shit standing up indoors like a horse and just hide it instead of removing the poop. whatever. send tweet
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Opinion | Why Gen Z Doesn’t Love ‘Harry Potter’
The wizarding worldview is naïve.
nyti.ms
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
yeah sure liberalism's all about how a blood lineage to the powerful makes people righteous, slaves were actually asking for it, and it's fine to shit standing up indoors like a horse and just hide it instead of removing the poop. whatever. send tweet
first time as tragedy, second as farce
third time for safety
fourth time as part of a new sincerity movement
fifth time farce again
sixth time still farce bitch
third time for safety
fourth time as part of a new sincerity movement
fifth time farce again
sixth time still farce bitch
January 26, 2026 at 3:33 PM
first time as tragedy, second as farce
third time for safety
fourth time as part of a new sincerity movement
fifth time farce again
sixth time still farce bitch
third time for safety
fourth time as part of a new sincerity movement
fifth time farce again
sixth time still farce bitch