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smarxy baby
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internet phantasm, exhausted communist, weed smoker, correct politics haver

all my homies hate the ideal world
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
squad goals
February 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
we've finally created the Bridge Babies from Hideo Kojima's seminal work "Don't Create The Fucking Bridge Babies, You Idiots, You Fools"
This article is from 2023. In 2025, a Georgia hospital did it.

Adriana Smith. Say her name.

ER staff misdiagnosed a clot in her brain.

She was 9 weeks pregnant & brain dead. They kept her alive as an incubator without consent of the family.

They experimented on a Black woman.
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP LAURA DERN IS ON CRITERION CLOSET www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2IZ...
Laura Dern’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
lately for myself personally, I am disenchanted with rote categorization and labeling and am struggling to be more interrogative of my own feelings on things, enjoying uncertainty and making connections. I think people have offloaded this too much in pursuit of cheap validation which is in abundance
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 PM
had a post lefty comrade who once described their ideal system of justice as "vengeance" and while the implications are fraught, I'd be lying if I said I couldn't understand the appeal
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Lain is the first anime series I've watched that feels like I'm missing a component by not viewing it on the diffuse pixel pattern of an old CRT television. perhaps even ported over to VHS first

the HD files on a modern display feel a bit flat and sterile, like an instrument in the music is missing
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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i fukken love Gallica's catty bitch streak
February 8, 2026 at 10:36 AM
i fukken love Gallica's catty bitch streak
February 8, 2026 at 10:36 AM
As the sun lends me no ear, I pray instead to twin moons!

I beseech thee, wondrous moonlight, grant me my only wish!
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 AM
wow, the first thing you have to do in project gorgon is ponderously rebind A and D to strafe instead of turn

this really is an old school MMO experience
February 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 12:13 AM
*halfway through shoving a banana peel into an empty can of pepsi max* what... the hell am i doing?
February 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
saw you at the jousting tourney
February 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
now THIS is what i needed
February 7, 2026 at 7:17 AM
listening to music out loud in 2026?!
February 7, 2026 at 6:35 AM
i need more songs that drown you in bass right from the jump
February 7, 2026 at 6:31 AM
where my 2026 is at:
the sentence "I dysregulated the vibe witch with my skepticism" is a perfectly valid way to describe an interaction I just had
February 7, 2026 at 6:29 AM
"I need some water,"
"Is that a drug code name? Water? You need drugs? Are you fucked up on goofballs right now?" *unclips gun holster*
February 7, 2026 at 6:28 AM
*Joel Goddard 90's SNL intro voice* AND SPECIAL GUEST, LUIGI MANGIONE
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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I need to show you guys this video I found on twitter of chinese lesbians recreating *the* madohomu scene ™️
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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its always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "sileeenciooo"
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM