smarxy baby
@smarxy.bsky.social
internet phantasm, exhausted communist, weed smoker, correct politics haver
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using “my liege” instead of “chat” as my go to second person pronoun to give all my desperate pleas of whether or not i’m cooked a fun jesterly little twist
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
using “my liege” instead of “chat” as my go to second person pronoun to give all my desperate pleas of whether or not i’m cooked a fun jesterly little twist
two gay georgian era french bitches fall in love while doing drugs and inducing folk abortion, 10,000/5 stars, absolutely riveting
February 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
two gay georgian era french bitches fall in love while doing drugs and inducing folk abortion, 10,000/5 stars, absolutely riveting
"I JUST HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM"
yeah no shit, they're all weird. nobody is ever like 'i just had the most realistic and sobering narrative triumph of a dream, with intricately layered plot arcs'
yeah no shit, they're all weird. nobody is ever like 'i just had the most realistic and sobering narrative triumph of a dream, with intricately layered plot arcs'
February 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
"I JUST HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM"
yeah no shit, they're all weird. nobody is ever like 'i just had the most realistic and sobering narrative triumph of a dream, with intricately layered plot arcs'
yeah no shit, they're all weird. nobody is ever like 'i just had the most realistic and sobering narrative triumph of a dream, with intricately layered plot arcs'
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walking into my girlfriends bedroom while shes fucking someone else and boss music starts playing as a giant health bar appears above her head
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
walking into my girlfriends bedroom while shes fucking someone else and boss music starts playing as a giant health bar appears above her head
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then what the fuck is even the point i dont fucking understand
February 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
then what the fuck is even the point i dont fucking understand
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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rise and grind divas let’s build 0.0001% of communism today
February 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
rise and grind divas let’s build 0.0001% of communism today
they're going to have ice brownshirts at as many precincts as possible "checking ID", intimidating, gumming up the vote. they're going to challenge districts in blue states with regular voting laws/mail in voting, and where that gets bogged down in the legal system they just won't seat any democrats
February 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
they're going to have ice brownshirts at as many precincts as possible "checking ID", intimidating, gumming up the vote. they're going to challenge districts in blue states with regular voting laws/mail in voting, and where that gets bogged down in the legal system they just won't seat any democrats
*appears on your TV*
you got any weed?
you got any weed?
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
*appears on your TV*
you got any weed?
you got any weed?
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.
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i mean it's basically a Kendrick track come on www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YqS...
February 12, 2026 at 2:09 AM
i mean it's basically a Kendrick track come on www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YqS...
a bunch of breathless trash articles glazing AI must mean the fumes are runnin out of the hopium machine and they need to shamble this grift to another quarter by any means necessary, so a bunch of halfwit "scientists" are gonna pontificate in abstract bewilderment about how tantalizing the robot is
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 PM
a bunch of breathless trash articles glazing AI must mean the fumes are runnin out of the hopium machine and they need to shamble this grift to another quarter by any means necessary, so a bunch of halfwit "scientists" are gonna pontificate in abstract bewilderment about how tantalizing the robot is
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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
we've finally created the Bridge Babies from Hideo Kojima's seminal work "Don't Create The Fucking Bridge Babies, You Idiots, You Fools"
This article is from 2023. In 2025, a Georgia hospital did it.
Adriana Smith. Say her name.
ER staff misdiagnosed a clot in her brain.
She was 9 weeks pregnant & brain dead. They kept her alive as an incubator without consent of the family.
They experimented on a Black woman.
Adriana Smith. Say her name.
ER staff misdiagnosed a clot in her brain.
She was 9 weeks pregnant & brain dead. They kept her alive as an incubator without consent of the family.
They experimented on a Black woman.
February 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
we've finally created the Bridge Babies from Hideo Kojima's seminal work "Don't Create The Fucking Bridge Babies, You Idiots, You Fools"
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP LAURA DERN IS ON CRITERION CLOSET www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2IZ...
Laura Dern’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP LAURA DERN IS ON CRITERION CLOSET www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2IZ...
Lain is the first anime series I've watched that feels like I'm missing a component by not viewing it on the diffuse pixel pattern of an old CRT television. perhaps even ported over to VHS first
the HD files on a modern display feel a bit flat and sterile, like an instrument in the music is missing
the HD files on a modern display feel a bit flat and sterile, like an instrument in the music is missing
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Lain is the first anime series I've watched that feels like I'm missing a component by not viewing it on the diffuse pixel pattern of an old CRT television. perhaps even ported over to VHS first
the HD files on a modern display feel a bit flat and sterile, like an instrument in the music is missing
the HD files on a modern display feel a bit flat and sterile, like an instrument in the music is missing
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i fukken love Gallica's catty bitch streak
February 8, 2026 at 10:36 AM
i fukken love Gallica's catty bitch streak