Chris Rock broke everyone's brain with his "in case shit" bit

he knows. he's telling stupid people shit they want to hear

it would be very gauche to play the world's largest violin. this is actually more apropos poetically, to highlight how lost in the cacophony of life one man's sorrow can be

there's a tiny branch of the African orthodox church that recognizes John Coltrane as a saint, because a dude saw a performance of A Love Supreme in the 70's and decided Coltrane was divine (correct)

"regarding each other fondly and exchanging occasional banter in the same room while doing separate things we enjoy" is actual peak relationship goals

yeah i'm high so what shut up

sauce kidneys, extracting the flavor

It's a personal morality question, not a legal one. People can judge others on a variety of aspects not just whether they're "technically criminals"

Let's do a thought experiment. Let's pretend it's not Elvis with the underaged girls in that photo but you, and I was going to show it to your family, your employer, your friends. How would you feel about being in that situation?

this elvis?