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i love comic books
January 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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yesterday I assembled an entire woodshed without even needing to consult the instructions

Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed

Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Helpful!
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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This is a beautiful tribute.
January 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."

I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
December 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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Hoag’s Object is a rare ring galaxy located over 600 million light-years from Earth.

A nearly perfect circle full of young blue stars surrounds a spheroid of mostly older red giant stars. In between is a gap that appears almost completely empty.

Delightfully distinctive.

📸 Credit: NASA/STScl/AURA
December 15, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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ONESIME VS ONESIME (1912) is one of the best entries in the strange and hilarious Onesime series directed by Jean Durand and starring Ernest Bourbon. Our hero is cloned, finds his double to be annoying and begins to plot death and dismemberment for his obnoxious other half.
December 7, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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How Can I Love A Member Of The Establishment?"

My Love, May 1970.
December 1, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes
December 3, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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@realgdt.bsky.social
I say to all Del Toro fans, if you really want to experience Del Toro's genius in full flower, listen to his commentary of Dreyer's Vampyr in the Eureka! edition of the film--sheer brilliance! Thank you for doing it. Somewhere Dreyer smiles.
December 4, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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I’m working through the line-drawing routines for Elite on the #Commodore 64, and it turns out the #C64 code is closest to the Acorn Electron version. So, C64 commanders, you owe a big 🫡 to the Elk for this glorious game.

Just thought you should know.

#retrogaming #retrocomputing #8bit #elite
November 28, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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Alright…I’m here.
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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For the night crowd: new today on the site...

"If ALPHAVILLE felt heavy-handed in 1965, its dystopian future—ruled over by a genocidal computer—feels oppressive and inescapable now."
People Have Become Slaves to Probability - Bright Wall/Dark Room
If Godard’s Alphaville had been heavy-handed in 1965, its dystopian future, ruled over by a genocidal computer, feels oppressive and inescapable now. We’ve seen too many fascists in the intervening ye...
www.brightwalldarkroom.com
November 27, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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FM Towns Marty (Fujitsu, 1993)
November 25, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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The biggest leap in gaming technology I ever witnessed was Zarch, on the Acorn Archimedes.

The Computer Science teacher loaded it, when we were used to playing Scramble on a BBC micro.

I couldn’t believe what I was seeing….

… but we all saw the future.
November 24, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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If you do one thing for me this week, give this video response from @flintdibble.bsky.social a watch. 🧪🏺

youtu.be/KR9_oLmoQVI?...
A Public Letter to Joe Rogan from Flint Dibble
YouTube video by Archaeology with Flint Dibble
youtu.be
November 23, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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First Lady Jackie Kennedy admires her husband as he 1CCs Thunder Force III.
November 23, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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This is wild.

The European Southern Observatory (ESO) has released one of the most detailed infrared maps of the Milky Way ever published.

archive.eso.org/scienceporta...
November 22, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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These people are going after my family now

My dad's draft was deferred because he was in a motorcycle accident. A truck ran a red light. He was in hospital when drafted. Broken legs. Broken back. And more

He was told he might never walk again.

Fuck you, Sam Urban, for smearing my dead dad
November 22, 2024 at 7:53 AM
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I think it was Milo rossi who I heard say something like ‘I don’t think Graham Hancock is racist, but I am saying that a lot of racists believe the things that he says’
“Men Out of Asia” (1947) by Harold S. Gladwin is a notorious work of blatant racism and hyperdiffusionism, illustrated with abundant offensive caricatures and cartoon images of racial stereotypes.

Graham Hancock’s theories are disturbingly similar to Gladwin’s.

archive.org/details/in.e...
Men Out Of Asia : Gladwin Harold Sterling : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Book Source: Digital Library of India Item 2015.476160dc.contributor.author: Gladwin Harold Sterlingdc.date.accessioned: 2015-09-23T14:24:19Zdc.date.available:...
archive.org
November 21, 2024 at 6:23 AM