@smarmuel.bsky.social
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[frantically raising hand] ooh, ooh. I know. Because Americans have a constitutional right to vote but don't have a right to open a bank account or drive a car.
Mike Johnson: "Americans need an ID to drive, to open a bank account, to buy cold medicine, to file govt assistance, even to attend the DNC. So why would voting be any different? They can't answer that question."
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
[frantically raising hand] ooh, ooh. I know. Because Americans have a constitutional right to vote but don't have a right to open a bank account or drive a car.
lol your voice could be on the Calm app
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
lol your voice could be on the Calm app
This is stone cold
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
This is stone cold
Can someone explain this to me like I'm 7 years old? Me no understand fake money
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Can someone explain this to me like I'm 7 years old? Me no understand fake money
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Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
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“Can we agree this convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, likely child rapist (see the Epstein files), virulent racist, anti-democratic authoritarian…should not have his name attached to any public building once our beloved country is rid of him?”
www.americaamerica.news/p/deleting-d...
www.americaamerica.news/p/deleting-d...
Deleting Donald Trump, Letter By Letter
The name of this blight on America should only survive on buildings as a warning
www.americaamerica.news
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 PM
“Can we agree this convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, likely child rapist (see the Epstein files), virulent racist, anti-democratic authoritarian…should not have his name attached to any public building once our beloved country is rid of him?”
www.americaamerica.news/p/deleting-d...
www.americaamerica.news/p/deleting-d...
34 FELONIES!!!!!!
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 AM
34 FELONIES!!!!!!
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
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Yes. Miller knows those people can't all be deported. He knows they will be in camps. We need to understand: many, many people in Trump's circle read about the Nazis, openly admire Hitler, and want to emulate what Hitler did. We have to accept how serious this is - we cannot hide from it.
Dear all saying no worries, Trump can't round up 10M immigrants because their work is needed for the US economy: please, remember that MOST of the camps in Germany from 1938 were "Arbeitslager" - labor camps. Deporting people is hard. But locking people up and making them work, that's been done. 1/
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Yes. Miller knows those people can't all be deported. He knows they will be in camps. We need to understand: many, many people in Trump's circle read about the Nazis, openly admire Hitler, and want to emulate what Hitler did. We have to accept how serious this is - we cannot hide from it.
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Trump's whole "Quiet, Piggy" shit is about making sure he stops getting asked questions about revelations like this. Which just happened to come almost entirely from women. Hope there's one dude reporter who steps up on this.
WATCH — @balint.house.gov on the unredacted Epstein files: “There’s a bunch of sick fucks… so many people knew…. Trump never kicked Epstein out of Mar-A-Lago. That’s a lie.”
(From @dropsitenews.com )
(From @dropsitenews.com )
February 10, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Trump's whole "Quiet, Piggy" shit is about making sure he stops getting asked questions about revelations like this. Which just happened to come almost entirely from women. Hope there's one dude reporter who steps up on this.
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Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
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“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)
BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican superstar’s “EoO,” millions of terrified conservatives reportedly lost the ability to spea...
theonion.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance
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TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill
It's just so many words lol
February 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
It's just so many words lol
Right next to the unusable headphones
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Right next to the unusable headphones
Omfg it's February 2026
February 9, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Omfg it's February 2026
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From 1975 to 2023, $79 trillion in wealth was transferred from the bottom 90% to the top 1%.
www.commondreams.org/opinion/trum...
www.commondreams.org/opinion/trum...
Trump, Extreme Wealth Concentration, and Our Societal Crisis | Common Dreams
The US government simply has not done enough to ensure that the livelihoods of all Americans are protected or improved in this new Gilded Age. What it has done is made sure the rich get richer by the ...
www.commondreams.org
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
From 1975 to 2023, $79 trillion in wealth was transferred from the bottom 90% to the top 1%.
www.commondreams.org/opinion/trum...
www.commondreams.org/opinion/trum...
I never thought I would defend Pete fucking Rose, and please correct me if I'm wrong, but all of this seems 1000x worse than what he did?
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I never thought I would defend Pete fucking Rose, and please correct me if I'm wrong, but all of this seems 1000x worse than what he did?
Fuck outta here w/ this
February 9, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Fuck outta here w/ this
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The worst part about this is that he was almost certainly testing Claude on his wife’s desktop because he considered whatever was there was breakable, lose able, or at least less important than any one of hundreds of desktops he has access to through his work.
February 9, 2026 at 4:58 AM
The worst part about this is that he was almost certainly testing Claude on his wife’s desktop because he considered whatever was there was breakable, lose able, or at least less important than any one of hundreds of desktops he has access to through his work.
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this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
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I don’t think you’re all aware of just how much overwritten prose the Seahawks saved us from
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I don’t think you’re all aware of just how much overwritten prose the Seahawks saved us from