Slow Roll
@slowroll95.bsky.social
Just barely serious enough. Military/Army, Cardinals, Blues, Iowa State, history, psychology student, useless trivia. Thoughts and views = my own. Do something kind for a stranger today.
What even is this football game right now?
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
What even is this football game right now?
LT: Sexual Tyrannosaur
LG: Billy, actively carving objects into his chest pre-snap
C: Dillon wearing his company man suit
RG: Mac when he completely lost it and pants “have some fun tonight” over and over
RT: Dutch, caked in mud
LG: Billy, actively carving objects into his chest pre-snap
C: Dillon wearing his company man suit
RG: Mac when he completely lost it and pants “have some fun tonight” over and over
RT: Dutch, caked in mud
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
LT: Sexual Tyrannosaur
LG: Billy, actively carving objects into his chest pre-snap
C: Dillon wearing his company man suit
RG: Mac when he completely lost it and pants “have some fun tonight” over and over
RT: Dutch, caked in mud
LG: Billy, actively carving objects into his chest pre-snap
C: Dillon wearing his company man suit
RG: Mac when he completely lost it and pants “have some fun tonight” over and over
RT: Dutch, caked in mud
Off to a fantastic start, ‘26.
January 1, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Off to a fantastic start, ‘26.
Kyle Farnsworth. Huh.
December 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Kyle Farnsworth. Huh.
Yeah, the diamond definitely hasn’t tainted my sense of normalcy and sanity *this* much.
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Yeah, the diamond definitely hasn’t tainted my sense of normalcy and sanity *this* much.
The life of rooting for this school.
a man is sweating while wearing headphones and says `` totally fine '' .
ALT: a man is sweating while wearing headphones and says `` totally fine '' .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The life of rooting for this school.
This person has a well documented history of saying outrageous and invalid stuff like this. She was one of my earliest mutes back when I was on that hellsite.
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This person has a well documented history of saying outrageous and invalid stuff like this. She was one of my earliest mutes back when I was on that hellsite.
Listen to him, he knows everything…
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Listen to him, he knows everything…
This hockey team straight sucks.
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This hockey team straight sucks.
Three of the very worst throws I’ve ever seen a pro quarterback make in the red zone. Good show, Russ.
September 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Three of the very worst throws I’ve ever seen a pro quarterback make in the red zone. Good show, Russ.
Guns of Glory, praise be
September 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Guns of Glory, praise be
“Harrison Butker, interestingly enough- wide right!” God bless you, Rich Eisen
September 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“Harrison Butker, interestingly enough- wide right!” God bless you, Rich Eisen
Make a movie better by adding “John Carpenter’s” to the title:
John Carpenter’s Casablanca
John Carpenter’s The Notebook
John Carpenter’s Thelma & Louise
John Carpenter’s The Iron Giant
John Carpenter’s Under Siege
John Carpenter’s American Pie
John Carpenter’s Casablanca
John Carpenter’s The Notebook
John Carpenter’s Thelma & Louise
John Carpenter’s The Iron Giant
John Carpenter’s Under Siege
John Carpenter’s American Pie
Make a movie better by adding "John Carpenter's" to the title:
John Carpenter's The Apple Dumpling Gang
John Carpenter's Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
John Carpenter's Cinderella
John Carptenter's Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
John Carpenter's The Apple Dumpling Gang
John Carpenter's Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
John Carpenter's Cinderella
John Carptenter's Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Make a movie better by adding "John Carpenter's" to the title:
John Carpenter's The Bad News Bears
John Carpenter's Stephen King's World of Horror
John Carpenter's Breakin' 2: The Electric Boogaloo
John Carpenter's Herbie Goes Bananas
John Carpenter's Ernest Goes To Camp
John Carpenter's The Bad News Bears
John Carpenter's Stephen King's World of Horror
John Carpenter's Breakin' 2: The Electric Boogaloo
John Carpenter's Herbie Goes Bananas
John Carpenter's Ernest Goes To Camp
August 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Make a movie better by adding “John Carpenter’s” to the title:
John Carpenter’s Casablanca
John Carpenter’s The Notebook
John Carpenter’s Thelma & Louise
John Carpenter’s The Iron Giant
John Carpenter’s Under Siege
John Carpenter’s American Pie
John Carpenter’s Casablanca
John Carpenter’s The Notebook
John Carpenter’s Thelma & Louise
John Carpenter’s The Iron Giant
John Carpenter’s Under Siege
John Carpenter’s American Pie
“How your email finds me”
August 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“How your email finds me”
Mr. Marmol told us he had to eject you from his garden party. That you were drunk and abusive.
July 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Mr. Marmol told us he had to eject you from his garden party. That you were drunk and abusive.
If you would have told me at the height of the Monday night wars that Kevin Nash would wind up being a champion of democracy and equal values, I would have ed helms laughed at you
July 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you would have told me at the height of the Monday night wars that Kevin Nash would wind up being a champion of democracy and equal values, I would have ed helms laughed at you
Sammy Sosa. Yes, I’m the real Sammy Sosa, and this is my Pinterest.
June 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sammy Sosa. Yes, I’m the real Sammy Sosa, and this is my Pinterest.
Reminds me of Royal Caribbean using “Lust For Life” by Iggy Pop, a song about a heroin dealer. Re-imagining that commercial in the spirit of the lyrics is fun to think about, though.
June 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Reminds me of Royal Caribbean using “Lust For Life” by Iggy Pop, a song about a heroin dealer. Re-imagining that commercial in the spirit of the lyrics is fun to think about, though.
I shut it off when skarsgaard started dancing on the balcony.
June 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I shut it off when skarsgaard started dancing on the balcony.
“You’re third-generation mafia, sir!”
June 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“You’re third-generation mafia, sir!”
Him looking up from painting: “It’s the job, no hard feelings” is a delight to imagine
June 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Him looking up from painting: “It’s the job, no hard feelings” is a delight to imagine
Still waiting to hear Tim Kennedy’s outrage about this, compared to his outrage over the pullout
June 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Still waiting to hear Tim Kennedy’s outrage about this, compared to his outrage over the pullout
also anyone who says Marcus Samuelsson needs to take a long walk and think about life.
June 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
also anyone who says Marcus Samuelsson needs to take a long walk and think about life.