Slow Roll
@slowroll95.bsky.social
Just barely serious enough. Military/Army, Cardinals, Blues, Iowa State, history, psychology student, useless trivia. Thoughts and views = my own. Do something kind for a stranger today.
Off to a fantastic start, ‘26.
January 1, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Off to a fantastic start, ‘26.
How your email finds me.
April 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
How your email finds me.
Post a photo you took with no context to bring some zen to the timeline.
March 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Post a photo you took with no context to bring some zen to the timeline.
This is what peak performance misery looks like
January 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is what peak performance misery looks like
“Sir, if you please. The dropping of your scraps on the ground would be of considerable benefit. Sir.
November 29, 2024 at 2:43 AM
“Sir, if you please. The dropping of your scraps on the ground would be of considerable benefit. Sir.
Hey though- happy thanksgiving, everyone. Make the most out of the time with those closest with you.
November 28, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Hey though- happy thanksgiving, everyone. Make the most out of the time with those closest with you.
Yeah, I’m one of the “better go preemptively burn 1000 calories before indulging in gluttony” types so if you’re gonna do it, make sure it’s pretty.
November 28, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Yeah, I’m one of the “better go preemptively burn 1000 calories before indulging in gluttony” types so if you’re gonna do it, make sure it’s pretty.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie .
November 27, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie .
Fascinating take on the distracted boyfriend meme in my psych textbook.
November 23, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Fascinating take on the distracted boyfriend meme in my psych textbook.
oh hey there was a stupid boxing match tonight between a youtuber and Mike Tyson?
November 16, 2024 at 6:12 AM
oh hey there was a stupid boxing match tonight between a youtuber and Mike Tyson?
If you know, you know
November 16, 2024 at 5:30 AM
If you know, you know
So, the timing of taking Personality Theory & Research, hitting the chapter on existentialism, and current events is just slapping me right now.
November 15, 2024 at 11:26 PM
So, the timing of taking Personality Theory & Research, hitting the chapter on existentialism, and current events is just slapping me right now.
Quote a rap album with zero skips.
November 13, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Quote a rap album with zero skips.
I’m re-reading “Black Hearts” for reasons I can’t fully discern, and I had totally forgotten this Mailer quote at the beginning.
November 13, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I’m re-reading “Black Hearts” for reasons I can’t fully discern, and I had totally forgotten this Mailer quote at the beginning.
Sturgill Simpson, October 2024.
November 10, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Sturgill Simpson, October 2024.